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Nurse Smackie
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RN (Real Nuisance) 🕊️ Just a young Aussie battler having a go 🕊️ ENG OK/日本語下手
I finally understand just having a cup of tea, this is how I know I will be thirty soon
December 17, 2025 at 3:06 PM
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I fucking knew it.
October 22, 2025 at 12:59 PM
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Nishiko-kun, the mascot of Nishi-Kokobunji in Tokyo, is a stylish, armless character based an ancient roof tile excavated in the area.
October 5, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Found an Australian Geographic from 1990 at work

ugh boots
September 27, 2025 at 12:06 PM
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*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
September 18, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Getting off of a Saab 340 Turboprop then immediately going home to contort my spine like a cooked prawn so I can paint dickhead Christmas decorations for SIX HOURS was a bad idea and has destroyed my back
September 14, 2025 at 5:52 PM
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Please enjoy one of the sickest pieces of pixel art I've ever seen: "Amiga Lagoon" by Jim Sachs (~1993)
July 29, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Trying to say "If there was a Bic Camera in Australia, I'd become poor" for my Japanese homework

Run it through Jisho.org then run it through Google Translate out of curiosity

Spits out "I'm turning into a bimbo" (貧乏 means poor/destitute) followed by "I'm going to die"

Wow thank 日本語上手 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Jisho.org: Japanese Dictionary
Jisho.org
August 11, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Trying to get literate, I even struggle with these books
August 4, 2025 at 1:44 PM
If you are Australian or live somewhere where shipping to Australia isn't prohibitively expensive AND you make cool vinyl stickers, drop a link below...I like sticker
August 4, 2025 at 1:05 PM
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I'm drinking the Bios Crash slurpee I hope it crashes my bios I hope I blue screen
July 29, 2025 at 9:29 PM
More okonomiyaki made with bacon because easy
July 22, 2025 at 9:37 AM
knowledge is power 💪🏻🔥💯
July 17, 2025 at 6:22 PM
The rats chewing through the walls of J.K.Rowling's mansion
July 17, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Made okonomiyaki. Ignore surgical scissors, the house is full of them.
July 15, 2025 at 2:15 PM
My Death Stranding 2 experience thus far youtu.be/yuFvntQ19cI
Lisa Simpson I Need Some Shoes
YouTube video by Rob Martin
youtu.be
June 27, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Early shift to nap to feeling violently ill pipeline is real
June 25, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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May 23, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Glad I still have a 1080 and nothing more powerful or Kiwami 2 may be completely unplayable. Kiryu is getting yeeted (yote?) 10 metres every time he takes a punch. The streets of Sotembori are paved with butter. He just...goes.
May 13, 2025 at 4:50 PM
Donated blood and forgot how quickly it puts me down every time. Sleepy.
May 8, 2025 at 4:10 AM
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“Take and eat; this is my body.” - The Ueckarist
May 4, 2025 at 10:40 PM
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I have a colony of lepers making rifles for me. If they help me kill the forest spirit, they get the hill!
March 21, 2025 at 5:58 AM
Movie you've watched more than 6 times using a GIF (no Star Wars of LotR)
April 27, 2025 at 5:58 AM
wahoo
April 26, 2025 at 7:28 AM