Nurse Smackie
@stinkbird.bsky.social
RN (Real Nuisance) 🕊️ Just a young Aussie battler having a go 🕊️ ENG OK/日本語下手
If you're thinking of getting these for your kids... don't! We had some at home which were medical conference freebies (not expired) and I just so happened to get a phonecall telling me I'm anaemic, so I decided to try one. They taste like wet dog and blood. They're werewolf supplements. Foul.
January 9, 2026 at 2:30 PM
If you're thinking of getting these for your kids... don't! We had some at home which were medical conference freebies (not expired) and I just so happened to get a phonecall telling me I'm anaemic, so I decided to try one. They taste like wet dog and blood. They're werewolf supplements. Foul.
It do be like that sometimes (not today tho I did everything I needed)
December 31, 2025 at 10:16 AM
It do be like that sometimes (not today tho I did everything I needed)
Found an Australian Geographic from 1990 at work
ugh boots
ugh boots
September 27, 2025 at 12:06 PM
Found an Australian Geographic from 1990 at work
ugh boots
ugh boots
Trying to get literate, I even struggle with these books
August 4, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Trying to get literate, I even struggle with these books
More okonomiyaki made with bacon because easy
July 22, 2025 at 9:37 AM
More okonomiyaki made with bacon because easy
knowledge is power 💪🏻🔥💯
July 17, 2025 at 6:22 PM
knowledge is power 💪🏻🔥💯
The rats chewing through the walls of J.K.Rowling's mansion
July 17, 2025 at 4:04 AM
The rats chewing through the walls of J.K.Rowling's mansion
Made okonomiyaki. Ignore surgical scissors, the house is full of them.
July 15, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Made okonomiyaki. Ignore surgical scissors, the house is full of them.
Donated blood and forgot how quickly it puts me down every time. Sleepy.
May 8, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Donated blood and forgot how quickly it puts me down every time. Sleepy.
These whacky glow in the dark shirts from Gecko Hawaii that I keep getting advertised seem to fit the bill and boy do I want one but I'm sure shipping to Australia would be $700 and a kidney
May 5, 2025 at 10:42 AM
These whacky glow in the dark shirts from Gecko Hawaii that I keep getting advertised seem to fit the bill and boy do I want one but I'm sure shipping to Australia would be $700 and a kidney
Post a game you got for Christmas
I distinctly remember this because it was shoved in the fireplace (not lit don't worry) and the first level was Christmas-themed lol
I distinctly remember this because it was shoved in the fireplace (not lit don't worry) and the first level was Christmas-themed lol
December 25, 2024 at 11:22 AM
Post a game you got for Christmas
I distinctly remember this because it was shoved in the fireplace (not lit don't worry) and the first level was Christmas-themed lol
I distinctly remember this because it was shoved in the fireplace (not lit don't worry) and the first level was Christmas-themed lol
Thanks for the reminder!
October 7, 2024 at 1:43 AM
Thanks for the reminder!
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I got locked out of my first account for forgetting to set up an associated email address!
September 17, 2024 at 1:32 AM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I got locked out of my first account for forgetting to set up an associated email address!
You've failed the pen test. I've successfully pissed in your building.
May 1, 2024 at 7:41 AM
You've failed the pen test. I've successfully pissed in your building.
❎ Burning the midnight oil
✅ Chewing the midnight sponge
✅ Chewing the midnight sponge
February 28, 2024 at 2:51 PM
❎ Burning the midnight oil
✅ Chewing the midnight sponge
✅ Chewing the midnight sponge
AI fans couldn't ever dream of producing something with as much soul as these boredom doodles I found in one of my old university notebooks
February 17, 2024 at 4:24 PM
AI fans couldn't ever dream of producing something with as much soul as these boredom doodles I found in one of my old university notebooks
Here's my car's cool grandma, the Autozam Revue (AKA Mazda 121)
February 17, 2024 at 4:11 PM
Here's my car's cool grandma, the Autozam Revue (AKA Mazda 121)
Quoteskeet with a magazine ad of your car!
✅Same colour
✅ Person in ad also works in healthcare
✅Same colour
✅ Person in ad also works in healthcare
February 17, 2024 at 4:08 PM
Quoteskeet with a magazine ad of your car!
✅Same colour
✅ Person in ad also works in healthcare
✅Same colour
✅ Person in ad also works in healthcare
I'm back and shitter than ever babey!!!!
February 8, 2024 at 2:54 PM
I'm back and shitter than ever babey!!!!