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Nurse Smackie
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RN (Real Nuisance) 🕊️ Just a young Aussie battler having a go 🕊️ ENG OK/日本語下手
If you're thinking of getting these for your kids... don't! We had some at home which were medical conference freebies (not expired) and I just so happened to get a phonecall telling me I'm anaemic, so I decided to try one. They taste like wet dog and blood. They're werewolf supplements. Foul.
January 9, 2026 at 2:30 PM
It do be like that sometimes (not today tho I did everything I needed)
December 31, 2025 at 10:16 AM
Found an Australian Geographic from 1990 at work

ugh boots
September 27, 2025 at 12:06 PM
August 11, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Trying to get literate, I even struggle with these books
August 4, 2025 at 1:44 PM
More okonomiyaki made with bacon because easy
July 22, 2025 at 9:37 AM
knowledge is power 💪🏻🔥💯
July 17, 2025 at 6:22 PM
The rats chewing through the walls of J.K.Rowling's mansion
July 17, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Made okonomiyaki. Ignore surgical scissors, the house is full of them.
July 15, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Donated blood and forgot how quickly it puts me down every time. Sleepy.
May 8, 2025 at 4:10 AM
These whacky glow in the dark shirts from Gecko Hawaii that I keep getting advertised seem to fit the bill and boy do I want one but I'm sure shipping to Australia would be $700 and a kidney
May 5, 2025 at 10:42 AM
wahoo
April 26, 2025 at 7:28 AM
Post a game you got for Christmas

I distinctly remember this because it was shoved in the fireplace (not lit don't worry) and the first level was Christmas-themed lol
December 25, 2024 at 11:22 AM
Thanks for the reminder!
October 7, 2024 at 1:43 AM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I got locked out of my first account for forgetting to set up an associated email address!
September 17, 2024 at 1:32 AM
You've failed the pen test. I've successfully pissed in your building.
May 1, 2024 at 7:41 AM
❎ Burning the midnight oil
✅ Chewing the midnight sponge
February 28, 2024 at 2:51 PM
AI fans couldn't ever dream of producing something with as much soul as these boredom doodles I found in one of my old university notebooks
February 17, 2024 at 4:24 PM
Here's my car's cool grandma, the Autozam Revue (AKA Mazda 121)
February 17, 2024 at 4:11 PM
Quoteskeet with a magazine ad of your car!

✅Same colour
✅ Person in ad also works in healthcare
February 17, 2024 at 4:08 PM
I'm back and shitter than ever babey!!!!
February 8, 2024 at 2:54 PM