Naught But Burning Hot Cola
@stickfigured.bsky.social
Read horror, sing in the choir, snuggle a dachshund, be silly, be kind. This, I think, is the way.
Someone PLEASE challenge him in Feats of Strength.
November 18, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Someone PLEASE challenge him in Feats of Strength.
I beg assholes to realize that if they truly think other people are poorly educated trash ruining their day or whatever, that caring for and educating ALL children would improve the overall experience going forward. Please be selfish about improving your own future experience in society, PLEASE.
November 17, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I beg assholes to realize that if they truly think other people are poorly educated trash ruining their day or whatever, that caring for and educating ALL children would improve the overall experience going forward. Please be selfish about improving your own future experience in society, PLEASE.
I have this vague notion about how many Republican voters see everyone outside themselves as game pieces/widgets and all resources as an equally accessible pool. Job sucks? Get a better one. Housing too expensive? Move somewhere cheaper. As if you can just slot a human into any ol' available space.
November 17, 2025 at 8:14 PM
I have this vague notion about how many Republican voters see everyone outside themselves as game pieces/widgets and all resources as an equally accessible pool. Job sucks? Get a better one. Housing too expensive? Move somewhere cheaper. As if you can just slot a human into any ol' available space.
I know next to nothing about celebrities and their real life behaviors, but he seems like a pretty decent dude and this seems to confirm that 😆
November 17, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I know next to nothing about celebrities and their real life behaviors, but he seems like a pretty decent dude and this seems to confirm that 😆
The idea that not only systemic racism but racist people themselves POOF!ed away with a law on paper is wild. Like racists didn't keep jobs as LEOs, judges, pastors, teachers; the idea that racists werent your neighbors, didnt RAISE CHILDREN OF THEIR OWN; it's just totally ridiculous.
November 17, 2025 at 7:55 PM
The idea that not only systemic racism but racist people themselves POOF!ed away with a law on paper is wild. Like racists didn't keep jobs as LEOs, judges, pastors, teachers; the idea that racists werent your neighbors, didnt RAISE CHILDREN OF THEIR OWN; it's just totally ridiculous.
In his long-running film criticism column, "Un-Pope-ular Opinion"
November 17, 2025 at 5:38 AM
In his long-running film criticism column, "Un-Pope-ular Opinion"
Crumble/crisp here (have just realized that "Crumble Crisp" would probably also be my name in Narnia)
November 17, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Crumble/crisp here (have just realized that "Crumble Crisp" would probably also be my name in Narnia)
Have 👏 none 👏 of these👏 people👏 watched👏 horror movies👏
November 17, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Have 👏 none 👏 of these👏 people👏 watched👏 horror movies👏
I'm in bowl full of jelly territory m'self
November 17, 2025 at 4:39 AM
I'm in bowl full of jelly territory m'self
Im debating getting a bike for short trips to my loval store or kid's school (Im too scared to COMMUTE) and this is the confirmation I need.
November 15, 2025 at 11:56 PM
Im debating getting a bike for short trips to my loval store or kid's school (Im too scared to COMMUTE) and this is the confirmation I need.
My husband's surprise $10k emergency surgery to CLOSE UP A F****** HOLE IN HIS EYEBALL after an accident. Oh, y'know, just snag that $10k in the key tray that I've been meaning to deposit the past few weeks but just keep forgetting about 💅
November 12, 2025 at 5:45 AM
My husband's surprise $10k emergency surgery to CLOSE UP A F****** HOLE IN HIS EYEBALL after an accident. Oh, y'know, just snag that $10k in the key tray that I've been meaning to deposit the past few weeks but just keep forgetting about 💅
She'd probably say I have low standards, but my first goal as a parent, aside from raising an independent human, is raising one who isn't an asshole 🤷🏾♀️
November 12, 2025 at 2:39 AM
She'd probably say I have low standards, but my first goal as a parent, aside from raising an independent human, is raising one who isn't an asshole 🤷🏾♀️
Why raise a person when you can raise a Monetarily Valuable Math Bot?
November 12, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Why raise a person when you can raise a Monetarily Valuable Math Bot?
Rooting for you!
November 11, 2025 at 4:46 AM
Rooting for you!
No big deal! So what if you pay 10, 20 more years of interest?
November 11, 2025 at 4:44 AM
No big deal! So what if you pay 10, 20 more years of interest?
Its a new classic.
November 11, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Its a new classic.
My attempt to capture the blue-teal-purple shift.
November 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
My attempt to capture the blue-teal-purple shift.
May I make a polish rec? Infusion of Illusion for.Tylers Trinkets. It's one of the most beautiful polishes Ive ever owned. I describe it as a clear starry night by way of a late 90s/early 200s shiny prom dress (I swear it makes sense). Also wears pretty long.
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tylerstrinkets.com/products/inf...
Infusion of Illusion
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November 10, 2025 at 10:57 PM
May I make a polish rec? Infusion of Illusion for.Tylers Trinkets. It's one of the most beautiful polishes Ive ever owned. I describe it as a clear starry night by way of a late 90s/early 200s shiny prom dress (I swear it makes sense). Also wears pretty long.
tylerstrinkets.com/products/inf...
tylerstrinkets.com/products/inf...
Oates' work isn't really for me, but I'm confident enough to just say that without having to ask my only "friend" (AI) how to sound like a big boy about it.
November 10, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Oates' work isn't really for me, but I'm confident enough to just say that without having to ask my only "friend" (AI) how to sound like a big boy about it.
In all the towers. All the towers gonna have it. 🫡
November 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
In all the towers. All the towers gonna have it. 🫡