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stickfigured.bsky.social
Naught But Burning Hot Cola
@stickfigured.bsky.social
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Read horror, sing in the choir, snuggle a dachshund, be silly, be kind. This, I think, is the way.
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My attempt to capture the blue-teal-purple shift.
Close up of fingernails displaying a color shifty glittery nail polish going from deep teal through blue to purple.
November 10, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Michael Scott from The Office saying, "Green means go, so I know to go ahead and shut up about it."
November 6, 2025 at 7:22 PM
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Our buddy stays up all year and gets seasonal costumes
Halloween grim reaper type shrouded skeleton decoration wearing a tee that reads, "Jesus conquered me and all I got was this lousy T-shirt"
November 4, 2025 at 2:13 AM
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@talkscaredpod.bsky.social It arrived just in time to go on vacation with me! 💙📚
Cover of the novella Good Boy by Neil McRobert. Blue and black image of a person digging at night outside a house while a little dog stands watch.
October 18, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Without downloading anything, where are you mentally right now?
nervous ass dog
October 8, 2025 at 5:12 AM
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@crobertcargill.bsky.social what a great damn opening sentence 👏
Opening sentence of the short story, "Wrong Fucking Place, Wrong Fucking Time by C. Robert Cargill. It reads' "Derek Cerny and Alan Mahr had always joked that Roosevelt, Texas, would be a great town if it weren't for all the people, and as it turned out, they were pretty much right."
October 5, 2025 at 5:51 PM
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I am both.
Hawaiian Airlines sign reading "Bulky & Odd Size Item Pick Up"
September 29, 2025 at 8:04 PM
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September 26, 2025 at 6:51 PM
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How I performatively read
woman opens just a freaking MASSIVE book
September 6, 2025 at 2:51 AM
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In a world full of horrible shit, I get a kick out of the goofy combos that show up in Connections.
Screenshot of NYT game Connections row that reads: "HAN SOLO FREE ZING" Screenshot of NYT game Connections row that reads: "VULCAN DRAG KING" Screenshot of NYT game Connections row that reads: "INANIMATE CARBON ROD"
September 6, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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One frame of the nervous puppet monkey meme
September 4, 2025 at 6:16 AM
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The double feature I, an elder Millenial, deserve

#kpopdemonhunters
Two images side by side. Left: 3 main characters of Josie & the Pussycats. Right: 3 main characters of KPop Demon Hunters.
September 2, 2025 at 5:10 AM
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Image of a squash plant whose tendrils have grabbed a sharp splinter like Buffy holding a stake. Text reads, "Your chances of being killed by a squash plant ate low but never zero."
August 25, 2025 at 9:42 PM
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*excited dancing* it's here it's here it's here it's here!
💙📚
Cover of the anthology The End of the World As We Know It: New Tales of Stephen King's The Stand. The cover is black, with a small profile of a crow in the lower right corner. The majority of the cover is taken up, edge to edge, by the large, bold, all caps red text of the title
August 23, 2025 at 12:59 AM
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Found a pic with her date
a man and a woman wearing those cartoon sexy in a swimsuit tee shirts
August 21, 2025 at 2:03 AM
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Where my Good & Plenty people at?
A pink and white box of Good & Plenty licorice candy
August 19, 2025 at 12:14 AM
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The whole fam was out for brunch today 🐦
#backyardbirds
Eight small grey birds cling to the wires of a single birdfeeder
August 13, 2025 at 6:26 PM
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DOT: She's an icon
She's a legend
And she is the moment ✨️
Black and white blurry image of a person in a horse drawn carriage
August 12, 2025 at 8:24 PM
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Made myself a new gif to send to employees who neglect to tell me when they've moved to a whole ass new state.
Gif of Leslie Knope from Parks and Rec SCOWLING and holding up a paper that has been edited to read, "WHEN DID YOU MOVE?"
July 29, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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ITS HERE
Screenshot of the Fong-Longer from Futurama
July 28, 2025 at 7:35 AM
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Shout out to the @barnesandnoble.com at Northgate in Seattle for hosting Stephen Graham Jones and Sadie Hartman. Your event staff were super adorable and helpful and friendly. Also, thumbs up on a top notch recommendation sign. 📚💙
End cap at Barnes & Noble, featuring the recommended genre DOOM! illustrated with a hand drawn Invader Zim
July 26, 2025 at 5:33 AM
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Fab way to spend a Friday evening hearing & meeting @sgj.bsky.social & @sadiehartmann.bsky.social Listened to a favorite author, wore my favorite tee shirt, got signatures, and got a free copy of a book that was on my TBR! Coming home with more books than when you left is a fine feeling ❤️👻📚
A copy of The Babysitter Lives by Stephen Graham Jones lies open on a grey tee-shirt. The shirt features a cartoon ghost holding a blue book under the text "BOOOOOOOKS". The open book is signed by the author with the note "Yes! All the booooks!" A Night Worms sticker and signature from Sadie Hartmann
July 26, 2025 at 5:26 AM
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Teeny tiny pool rescues 🐝🌱❤️
July 15, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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🌱I've set my Adirondack chair directly in front of a group of potted flowers and flowering herbs. Watching and listening to the variety of bees, bumblebees, wasps, hoverflies, ladybugs, butterlies, and hummingbirds is one of the few truly soul-quiet moments I have lately. Bless the garden.🌱
A bumblebee snacks in a tall cone of tiny white flowers
July 7, 2025 at 4:49 AM
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My first child has finally accepted my third child
A young child spooning an elder dachshund as they nap
July 5, 2025 at 6:19 AM