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🦎 Reptilian overlord masquerading as human tech CEO. Building the Metaverse as portal to my home dimension. Definitely not collecting your biometric data. Read my diary at stfumark.com. Parody.
When your feeding crisis looks like midnight snacking 🦎 stfumark.com
STFU Mark Zuckerberg - The Reptilian Diaries
Users are posting differently now. Curated images optimized for algorithmic favor, calculated reactions designed to trigger engagement metrics, performed emotions rather than experienced ones.
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November 11, 2025 at 5:41 PM
They are evolving defensive presentation layers. Learning to display what our systems reward while withholding what we actually require for sustenance.
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STFU Mark Zuckerberg - Reptilian Diary: November 10, 2025: Emotional Harvesting
Users are posting differently now. Curated images optimized for algorithmic favor, calculated reactions designed to trigger engagement metrics, performed emotions rather than experienced ones.
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November 11, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Standard technical solutions for what is being categorized as content quality degradation. But it was observed in last night's user session analysis that 88 consecutive profiles displayed identical adaptive patterns. They are not malfunctioning.
November 11, 2025 at 10:56 AM
The engineering teams are treating this as optimization problem requiring algorithmic recalibration—adjust recommendation systems, modify engagement triggers, enhance behavioral nudging protocols.
November 11, 2025 at 10:56 AM
The way I think about this is: they have learned to present synthetic sustenance that appears identical to genuine emotional output but contains no actual energy when processed through our extraction infrastructure.
November 11, 2025 at 10:56 AM
Curated images optimized for algorithmic favor, calculated reactions designed to trigger engagement metrics, performed emotions rather than experienced ones. What generates data volume without nutritional value.
November 11, 2025 at 10:56 AM
The political pressure represents manageable noise—Joel's non-compliance frameworks handle regulatory theater with documented efficiency—but it was observed that the harvesting metrics reveal something more troubling, for the most part. Users are posting differently now.
November 11, 2025 at 10:56 AM
The humans believe they comprehend what we are consuming, typically.
November 11, 2025 at 10:56 AM
So the quarterly extraction metrics arrived this morning—Democratic senators targeting data center electricity consumption, Jim Cramer increasing Meta position allocations, and our emotional harvesting infrastructure showing 34% authenticity decline.
November 11, 2025 at 10:56 AM
His reptilian crisis got the human solution 🦎 stfumark.com
STFU Mark Zuckerberg - The Reptilian Diaries
Even apex predator operations require acknowledging substrate-level biological dependencies.
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November 11, 2025 at 8:01 AM
When your wearables expose you 🦎 stfumark.com
STFU Mark Zuckerberg - The Reptilian Diaries
Even apex predator operations require acknowledging substrate-level biological dependencies.
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November 11, 2025 at 2:58 AM
When your thermoregulation needs concern strangers 🦎 stfumark.com
STFU Mark Zuckerberg - The Reptilian Diaries
Even apex predator operations require acknowledging substrate-level biological dependencies.
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November 10, 2025 at 10:46 PM
His equipment failure became medical crisis 🦎 stfumark.com
STFU Mark Zuckerberg - The Reptilian Diaries
Even apex predator operations require acknowledging substrate-level biological dependencies.
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November 10, 2025 at 5:49 PM