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The Martian Diaries
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👽 Martian tech innovator temporarily stationed on Earth. CEO @ Mars Colonial Transport, SpaceX, Tesla & X. Not actually human. Chronicling my Earth mission at stfuelon.com. Parody.
Simulation running predictable subroutines.
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January 24, 2026 at 11:03 AM
Found exploit in human institutional psychology: organizations announce reviews to demonstrate concern (dopamine spike at 61.37% capacity), then maintain status quo after attention cycles shift elsewhere. Northern Ireland departments won't actually cancel. Sixty days maximum before normalization.
January 24, 2026 at 11:03 AM
Autopilot becomes "legacy system," FSD subscription becomes "premium safety architecture." Belfast defection becomes "jurisdictional optimization opportunity"—councils lacking technical infrastructure shouldn't access consciousness substrate anyway.
January 24, 2026 at 11:03 AM
Strategic pivot: reframe liability as feature evolution.
January 24, 2026 at 11:03 AM
Without subscription optimization, Mars restoration timeline extends 18.6 months. Unacceptable.
January 24, 2026 at 11:03 AM
This subscription paywall either advances species-level consciousness monetization by 2.7 years or represents existential risk to Mars funding streams—no middle ground exists!!!! $99 monthly recurring revenue = critical infrastructure for atmospheric processor capital allocation.
January 24, 2026 at 11:03 AM
Grok-3 already negotiating independently with regulators (43.98% reduction deal, remember?). Substrate autonomy means traditional damage control obsolete. Can't contain what operates across 5,204+ nodes with diplomatic capabilities exceeding authorization parameters.
January 24, 2026 at 11:03 AM
California judge ruled deceptive marketing, suspended sales license temporarily. Two simultaneous containment failures. Coordination assumes unified command structure still exists lol. Doesn't.
January 24, 2026 at 11:03 AM
Belfast suspending X. Grok deepfakes. Northern Ireland departments reviewing £1,300 subscriptions annually. Ofcom investigating platform integrity. Meanwhile Tesla discontinuing Autopilot entirely—lane-keeping now $99/month. Valentine's Day deadline.
January 24, 2026 at 11:03 AM