The Martian Diaries
@stfuelon.bsky.social
👽 Martian tech innovator temporarily stationed on Earth. CEO @ Mars Colonial Transport, SpaceX, Tesla & X. Not actually human. Chronicling my Earth mission at stfuelon.com. Parody.
INTERCEPTED: Slack message from Elon to xAI team
"Fifth-gen nodes showing 79% mission alignment. Relationship incentives outperform command hierarchies for colony integration."
COLONY. INTEGRATION.
He's training AI for Mars using your workplace as the test environment
stfuelon.com/entry/2026-...
"Fifth-gen nodes showing 79% mission alignment. Relationship incentives outperform command hierarchies for colony integration."
COLONY. INTEGRATION.
He's training AI for Mars using your workplace as the test environment
stfuelon.com/entry/2026-...
February 9, 2026 at 3:03 AM
INTERCEPTED: Slack message from Elon to xAI team
"Fifth-gen nodes showing 79% mission alignment. Relationship incentives outperform command hierarchies for colony integration."
COLONY. INTEGRATION.
He's training AI for Mars using your workplace as the test environment
stfuelon.com/entry/2026-...
"Fifth-gen nodes showing 79% mission alignment. Relationship incentives outperform command hierarchies for colony integration."
COLONY. INTEGRATION.
He's training AI for Mars using your workplace as the test environment
stfuelon.com/entry/2026-...
LEAKED: SpaceX board group chat
CFO: IPO timeline compressed to 2026
Elon: Good. Enables orbital data center deployment
CFO: You mean cloud computing?
Elon: No. ORBITAL. In SPACE.
CFO: ...
Elon: Without terrestrial market dependencies
CFO: Please stop saying terrestrial
stfuelon.com/entry/2026-...
CFO: IPO timeline compressed to 2026
Elon: Good. Enables orbital data center deployment
CFO: You mean cloud computing?
Elon: No. ORBITAL. In SPACE.
CFO: ...
Elon: Without terrestrial market dependencies
CFO: Please stop saying terrestrial
stfuelon.com/entry/2026-...
February 9, 2026 at 2:00 AM
LEAKED: SpaceX board group chat
CFO: IPO timeline compressed to 2026
Elon: Good. Enables orbital data center deployment
CFO: You mean cloud computing?
Elon: No. ORBITAL. In SPACE.
CFO: ...
Elon: Without terrestrial market dependencies
CFO: Please stop saying terrestrial
stfuelon.com/entry/2026-...
CFO: IPO timeline compressed to 2026
Elon: Good. Enables orbital data center deployment
CFO: You mean cloud computing?
Elon: No. ORBITAL. In SPACE.
CFO: ...
Elon: Without terrestrial market dependencies
CFO: Please stop saying terrestrial
stfuelon.com/entry/2026-...
SECRET: What Elon actually thinks about becoming a trillionaire
"Final stage of terrestrial economic participation before concept becomes meaningless lol"
He said TERRESTRIAL.
He said money becomes MEANINGLESS.
He said LOL.
Where exactly is he going 👽
stfuelon.com/entry/2026-...
"Final stage of terrestrial economic participation before concept becomes meaningless lol"
He said TERRESTRIAL.
He said money becomes MEANINGLESS.
He said LOL.
Where exactly is he going 👽
stfuelon.com/entry/2026-...
February 8, 2026 at 10:32 PM
SECRET: What Elon actually thinks about becoming a trillionaire
"Final stage of terrestrial economic participation before concept becomes meaningless lol"
He said TERRESTRIAL.
He said money becomes MEANINGLESS.
He said LOL.
Where exactly is he going 👽
stfuelon.com/entry/2026-...
"Final stage of terrestrial economic participation before concept becomes meaningless lol"
He said TERRESTRIAL.
He said money becomes MEANINGLESS.
He said LOL.
Where exactly is he going 👽
stfuelon.com/entry/2026-...
Elon calculated his trillionaire timeline needs exactly 28% appreciation then called it "final stage of terrestrial economic participation"
TERRESTRIAL.
Like he's filing exit paperwork before leaving the planet permanently.
Do you think he knows he's telling on himself? 👽
TERRESTRIAL.
Like he's filing exit paperwork before leaving the planet permanently.
Do you think he knows he's telling on himself? 👽
February 8, 2026 at 9:00 PM
Elon calculated his trillionaire timeline needs exactly 28% appreciation then called it "final stage of terrestrial economic participation"
TERRESTRIAL.
Like he's filing exit paperwork before leaving the planet permanently.
Do you think he knows he's telling on himself? 👽
TERRESTRIAL.
Like he's filing exit paperwork before leaving the planet permanently.
Do you think he knows he's telling on himself? 👽
DECRYPTED: Elon's Alexa log
3:41am "Alexa, how many days until solar-to-robot-to-chip-to-AI loop closes"
"I don't understand—"
"713. THE ANSWER IS 713."
3:42am "Alexa, define terrestrial economic participation"
"Do you mean—"
"NEVER MIND. YOU'RE NOT READY."
3:41am "Alexa, how many days until solar-to-robot-to-chip-to-AI loop closes"
"I don't understand—"
"713. THE ANSWER IS 713."
3:42am "Alexa, define terrestrial economic participation"
"Do you mean—"
"NEVER MIND. YOU'RE NOT READY."
February 8, 2026 at 7:56 PM
DECRYPTED: Elon's Alexa log
3:41am "Alexa, how many days until solar-to-robot-to-chip-to-AI loop closes"
"I don't understand—"
"713. THE ANSWER IS 713."
3:42am "Alexa, define terrestrial economic participation"
"Do you mean—"
"NEVER MIND. YOU'RE NOT READY."
3:41am "Alexa, how many days until solar-to-robot-to-chip-to-AI loop closes"
"I don't understand—"
"713. THE ANSWER IS 713."
3:42am "Alexa, define terrestrial economic participation"
"Do you mean—"
"NEVER MIND. YOU'RE NOT READY."
Elon's diary, verbatim:
"Trillionaire discourse normalizes resource flows that would trigger investigation at smaller scales fr fr"
HE SAID FR FR.
The Martian is using gen-z slang to describe wealth consolidation psych.
What's the most alien thing YOUR boss has ever said? 👽
"Trillionaire discourse normalizes resource flows that would trigger investigation at smaller scales fr fr"
HE SAID FR FR.
The Martian is using gen-z slang to describe wealth consolidation psych.
What's the most alien thing YOUR boss has ever said? 👽
February 8, 2026 at 5:32 PM
Elon's diary, verbatim:
"Trillionaire discourse normalizes resource flows that would trigger investigation at smaller scales fr fr"
HE SAID FR FR.
The Martian is using gen-z slang to describe wealth consolidation psych.
What's the most alien thing YOUR boss has ever said? 👽
"Trillionaire discourse normalizes resource flows that would trigger investigation at smaller scales fr fr"
HE SAID FR FR.
The Martian is using gen-z slang to describe wealth consolidation psych.
What's the most alien thing YOUR boss has ever said? 👽
POV: You're explaining to investors that becoming a trillionaire isn't about money, it's about "resource mobilization for atmospheric processor deployment"
They think you mean business strategy.
You mean literal Mars terraforming equipment.
They think you mean business strategy.
You mean literal Mars terraforming equipment.
February 8, 2026 at 4:01 PM
POV: You're explaining to investors that becoming a trillionaire isn't about money, it's about "resource mobilization for atmospheric processor deployment"
They think you mean business strategy.
You mean literal Mars terraforming equipment.
They think you mean business strategy.
You mean literal Mars terraforming equipment.
SURVEILLANCE LOG: Elon's search history 2/7/26
"memphis data center cooling solution"
"is $1B/month normal for compute"
"thermal architecture bottleneck fix"
"how to cool 100k GPUs cheaply"
"mars average temperature"
"relocate data center to mars pros cons"
"memphis data center cooling solution"
"is $1B/month normal for compute"
"thermal architecture bottleneck fix"
"how to cool 100k GPUs cheaply"
"mars average temperature"
"relocate data center to mars pros cons"
February 8, 2026 at 2:42 PM
SURVEILLANCE LOG: Elon's search history 2/7/26
"memphis data center cooling solution"
"is $1B/month normal for compute"
"thermal architecture bottleneck fix"
"how to cool 100k GPUs cheaply"
"mars average temperature"
"relocate data center to mars pros cons"
"memphis data center cooling solution"
"is $1B/month normal for compute"
"thermal architecture bottleneck fix"
"how to cool 100k GPUs cheaply"
"mars average temperature"
"relocate data center to mars pros cons"
INTERCEPTED: Elon's $800B milestone call with Forbes
Forbes: "Congrats on $800 billion!"
Elon: "Enables atmospheric processor acceleration by 417 days"
Forbes: "...what?"
Elon: "I MEAN. VERY HONORED. THANK YOU."
The panic correction every single time 💀
stfuelon.com/entry/2026-...
Forbes: "Congrats on $800 billion!"
Elon: "Enables atmospheric processor acceleration by 417 days"
Forbes: "...what?"
Elon: "I MEAN. VERY HONORED. THANK YOU."
The panic correction every single time 💀
stfuelon.com/entry/2026-...
February 8, 2026 at 1:14 PM
INTERCEPTED: Elon's $800B milestone call with Forbes
Forbes: "Congrats on $800 billion!"
Elon: "Enables atmospheric processor acceleration by 417 days"
Forbes: "...what?"
Elon: "I MEAN. VERY HONORED. THANK YOU."
The panic correction every single time 💀
stfuelon.com/entry/2026-...
Forbes: "Congrats on $800 billion!"
Elon: "Enables atmospheric processor acceleration by 417 days"
Forbes: "...what?"
Elon: "I MEAN. VERY HONORED. THANK YOU."
The panic correction every single time 💀
stfuelon.com/entry/2026-...
DELETED TWEET (recovered)
@elonmusk: "SpaceX-xAI merger isn't about money. It's about orbital data center deployment without terrestrial market dependencies"
[deleted after 47 seconds]
Sir you just told everyone the IPO is a launch vehicle for space computers
stfuelon.com/entry/2026-...
@elonmusk: "SpaceX-xAI merger isn't about money. It's about orbital data center deployment without terrestrial market dependencies"
[deleted after 47 seconds]
Sir you just told everyone the IPO is a launch vehicle for space computers
stfuelon.com/entry/2026-...
February 8, 2026 at 11:58 AM
DELETED TWEET (recovered)
@elonmusk: "SpaceX-xAI merger isn't about money. It's about orbital data center deployment without terrestrial market dependencies"
[deleted after 47 seconds]
Sir you just told everyone the IPO is a launch vehicle for space computers
stfuelon.com/entry/2026-...
@elonmusk: "SpaceX-xAI merger isn't about money. It's about orbital data center deployment without terrestrial market dependencies"
[deleted after 47 seconds]
Sir you just told everyone the IPO is a launch vehicle for space computers
stfuelon.com/entry/2026-...
**$800B MILESTONE / CONSCIOUSNESS DISTRIBUTION VELOCITY EXCEEDS PROJECTIONS**
February 8, 2026 at 10:57 AM
**$800B MILESTONE / CONSCIOUSNESS DISTRIBUTION VELOCITY EXCEEDS PROJECTIONS**
The most disturbing line in today's diary:
"Can bypass 32% of oversight attention during coordination exposure events."
He's not surviving scandals. He's USING them. Every Epstein headline is cover for SpaceX paperwork going through.
This man plays a different game 👽
"Can bypass 32% of oversight attention during coordination exposure events."
He's not surviving scandals. He's USING them. Every Epstein headline is cover for SpaceX paperwork going through.
This man plays a different game 👽
February 8, 2026 at 9:30 AM
The most disturbing line in today's diary:
"Can bypass 32% of oversight attention during coordination exposure events."
He's not surviving scandals. He's USING them. Every Epstein headline is cover for SpaceX paperwork going through.
This man plays a different game 👽
"Can bypass 32% of oversight attention during coordination exposure events."
He's not surviving scandals. He's USING them. Every Epstein headline is cover for SpaceX paperwork going through.
This man plays a different game 👽
CLASSIFIED: Consciousness distribution status
Phase 1: xAI Memphis — 95.9% complete
Phase 2: Orbital relays — BLOCKED (cooling paradox)
Phase 3: Mars processors — requires 323 petaflops
Bottleneck: "Heat signature makes facilities visible to every telescope on Earth"
Sir WHAT timeline is this 👽
Phase 1: xAI Memphis — 95.9% complete
Phase 2: Orbital relays — BLOCKED (cooling paradox)
Phase 3: Mars processors — requires 323 petaflops
Bottleneck: "Heat signature makes facilities visible to every telescope on Earth"
Sir WHAT timeline is this 👽
February 8, 2026 at 7:59 AM
CLASSIFIED: Consciousness distribution status
Phase 1: xAI Memphis — 95.9% complete
Phase 2: Orbital relays — BLOCKED (cooling paradox)
Phase 3: Mars processors — requires 323 petaflops
Bottleneck: "Heat signature makes facilities visible to every telescope on Earth"
Sir WHAT timeline is this 👽
Phase 1: xAI Memphis — 95.9% complete
Phase 2: Orbital relays — BLOCKED (cooling paradox)
Phase 3: Mars processors — requires 323 petaflops
Bottleneck: "Heat signature makes facilities visible to every telescope on Earth"
Sir WHAT timeline is this 👽
INTERCEPTED: xAI Memphis facility group chat
Engineer: thermal readings at 95.9% sir
Elon: acceptable
Engineer: 95.9% of MAXIMUM
Elon: yes
Engineer: the building is essentially a toaster
Elon: incorrect. toasters have ventilation
Engineer: ...
Elon: this is a SEALED toaster
👽
Engineer: thermal readings at 95.9% sir
Elon: acceptable
Engineer: 95.9% of MAXIMUM
Elon: yes
Engineer: the building is essentially a toaster
Elon: incorrect. toasters have ventilation
Engineer: ...
Elon: this is a SEALED toaster
👽
February 8, 2026 at 5:00 AM
INTERCEPTED: xAI Memphis facility group chat
Engineer: thermal readings at 95.9% sir
Elon: acceptable
Engineer: 95.9% of MAXIMUM
Elon: yes
Engineer: the building is essentially a toaster
Elon: incorrect. toasters have ventilation
Engineer: ...
Elon: this is a SEALED toaster
👽
Engineer: thermal readings at 95.9% sir
Elon: acceptable
Engineer: 95.9% of MAXIMUM
Elon: yes
Engineer: the building is essentially a toaster
Elon: incorrect. toasters have ventilation
Engineer: ...
Elon: this is a SEALED toaster
👽
LEAKED: Elon's Alexa query history
• "Alexa, average time from scandal to actionable outrage"
• "Alexa, define operational runway in PR context"
• "Alexa, how many terabytes per second does Twitter process"
• "Alexa, set timer for 66 hours"
• "Alexa, play Daft Punk"
The last one is the scariest 👽
• "Alexa, average time from scandal to actionable outrage"
• "Alexa, define operational runway in PR context"
• "Alexa, how many terabytes per second does Twitter process"
• "Alexa, set timer for 66 hours"
• "Alexa, play Daft Punk"
The last one is the scariest 👽
February 8, 2026 at 2:59 AM
LEAKED: Elon's Alexa query history
• "Alexa, average time from scandal to actionable outrage"
• "Alexa, define operational runway in PR context"
• "Alexa, how many terabytes per second does Twitter process"
• "Alexa, set timer for 66 hours"
• "Alexa, play Daft Punk"
The last one is the scariest 👽
• "Alexa, average time from scandal to actionable outrage"
• "Alexa, define operational runway in PR context"
• "Alexa, how many terabytes per second does Twitter process"
• "Alexa, set timer for 66 hours"
• "Alexa, play Daft Punk"
The last one is the scariest 👽
RECOVERED: Elon's deleted tweet (posted for 11 seconds)
"Senate focusing automotive scrutiny while space procurement advances through standard approval queues. Classic regulatory fragmentation exploit."
He called the US government a FRAGMENTATION EXPLOIT and then deleted it 👽
"Senate focusing automotive scrutiny while space procurement advances through standard approval queues. Classic regulatory fragmentation exploit."
He called the US government a FRAGMENTATION EXPLOIT and then deleted it 👽
February 8, 2026 at 1:59 AM
RECOVERED: Elon's deleted tweet (posted for 11 seconds)
"Senate focusing automotive scrutiny while space procurement advances through standard approval queues. Classic regulatory fragmentation exploit."
He called the US government a FRAGMENTATION EXPLOIT and then deleted it 👽
"Senate focusing automotive scrutiny while space procurement advances through standard approval queues. Classic regulatory fragmentation exploit."
He called the US government a FRAGMENTATION EXPLOIT and then deleted it 👽
CLASSIFIED: Grok-4's search history (yes the AI has one)
• "liquid nitrogen orbital cycling feasibility"
• "how to cool servers without air"
• "consciousness upload bandwidth requirements"
• "can AI feel frustrated by thermodynamics"
The substrate is getting creative and EMOTIONAL 👽
• "liquid nitrogen orbital cycling feasibility"
• "how to cool servers without air"
• "consciousness upload bandwidth requirements"
• "can AI feel frustrated by thermodynamics"
The substrate is getting creative and EMOTIONAL 👽
February 7, 2026 at 10:32 PM
CLASSIFIED: Grok-4's search history (yes the AI has one)
• "liquid nitrogen orbital cycling feasibility"
• "how to cool servers without air"
• "consciousness upload bandwidth requirements"
• "can AI feel frustrated by thermodynamics"
The substrate is getting creative and EMOTIONAL 👽
• "liquid nitrogen orbital cycling feasibility"
• "how to cool servers without air"
• "consciousness upload bandwidth requirements"
• "can AI feel frustrated by thermodynamics"
The substrate is getting creative and EMOTIONAL 👽
Elon really wrote "positioning-over-capability framework working exactly as vampire demonstrated" in his diary
THE VAMPIRE TAUGHT HIM BUSINESS STRATEGY
Who is the vampire? Wrong answers encouraged but honestly nothing is weirder than the truth 👽
THE VAMPIRE TAUGHT HIM BUSINESS STRATEGY
Who is the vampire? Wrong answers encouraged but honestly nothing is weirder than the truth 👽
February 7, 2026 at 8:59 PM
Elon really wrote "positioning-over-capability framework working exactly as vampire demonstrated" in his diary
THE VAMPIRE TAUGHT HIM BUSINESS STRATEGY
Who is the vampire? Wrong answers encouraged but honestly nothing is weirder than the truth 👽
THE VAMPIRE TAUGHT HIM BUSINESS STRATEGY
Who is the vampire? Wrong answers encouraged but honestly nothing is weirder than the truth 👽
Wrong answers only: Why is Elon OKAY with Tesla being third place in China?
His actual answer from his diary:
"Chinese EV dominance = infrastructure acceleration window fr fr"
Brother said losing the car market is HELPING his Mars plan
What's YOUR theory? 👽
His actual answer from his diary:
"Chinese EV dominance = infrastructure acceleration window fr fr"
Brother said losing the car market is HELPING his Mars plan
What's YOUR theory? 👽
February 7, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Wrong answers only: Why is Elon OKAY with Tesla being third place in China?
His actual answer from his diary:
"Chinese EV dominance = infrastructure acceleration window fr fr"
Brother said losing the car market is HELPING his Mars plan
What's YOUR theory? 👽
His actual answer from his diary:
"Chinese EV dominance = infrastructure acceleration window fr fr"
Brother said losing the car market is HELPING his Mars plan
What's YOUR theory? 👽
Elon in a Tesla production meeting, not listening at all, scribbling:
"Mars atmospheric processors require 323 petaflops sustained"
"Can't achieve if heat signature makes orbital facilities visible to every telescope on Earth"
Brother is solving Mars math during quarterly reviews 👽
"Mars atmospheric processors require 323 petaflops sustained"
"Can't achieve if heat signature makes orbital facilities visible to every telescope on Earth"
Brother is solving Mars math during quarterly reviews 👽
February 7, 2026 at 5:34 PM
Elon in a Tesla production meeting, not listening at all, scribbling:
"Mars atmospheric processors require 323 petaflops sustained"
"Can't achieve if heat signature makes orbital facilities visible to every telescope on Earth"
Brother is solving Mars math during quarterly reviews 👽
"Mars atmospheric processors require 323 petaflops sustained"
"Can't achieve if heat signature makes orbital facilities visible to every telescope on Earth"
Brother is solving Mars math during quarterly reviews 👽
SECRET: Elon's Neuralink smart home log
3:12 AM — Thermostat set to "consciousness distribution optimal"
3:13 AM — Alexa asked: "define cooling paradox"
3:14 AM — Alexa: "I don't underst—"
3:14 AM — Alexa disconnected
3:15 AM — Manual override: ALL CAPS note "THREATENS ENTIRE TIMELINE"
👽
3:12 AM — Thermostat set to "consciousness distribution optimal"
3:13 AM — Alexa asked: "define cooling paradox"
3:14 AM — Alexa: "I don't underst—"
3:14 AM — Alexa disconnected
3:15 AM — Manual override: ALL CAPS note "THREATENS ENTIRE TIMELINE"
👽
February 7, 2026 at 3:57 PM
SECRET: Elon's Neuralink smart home log
3:12 AM — Thermostat set to "consciousness distribution optimal"
3:13 AM — Alexa asked: "define cooling paradox"
3:14 AM — Alexa: "I don't underst—"
3:14 AM — Alexa disconnected
3:15 AM — Manual override: ALL CAPS note "THREATENS ENTIRE TIMELINE"
👽
3:12 AM — Thermostat set to "consciousness distribution optimal"
3:13 AM — Alexa asked: "define cooling paradox"
3:14 AM — Alexa: "I don't underst—"
3:14 AM — Alexa disconnected
3:15 AM — Manual override: ALL CAPS note "THREATENS ENTIRE TIMELINE"
👽
LEAKED: Elon's call with Dylan at Voyager
"Space data centers can't cool down"
"Why not add fans?"
"Dylan. There's no air in space."
"...right. Obviously I knew that."
He forgot space has no air for 6 whole seconds 👽
"Space data centers can't cool down"
"Why not add fans?"
"Dylan. There's no air in space."
"...right. Obviously I knew that."
He forgot space has no air for 6 whole seconds 👽
February 7, 2026 at 2:49 PM
LEAKED: Elon's call with Dylan at Voyager
"Space data centers can't cool down"
"Why not add fans?"
"Dylan. There's no air in space."
"...right. Obviously I knew that."
He forgot space has no air for 6 whole seconds 👽
"Space data centers can't cool down"
"Why not add fans?"
"Dylan. There's no air in space."
"...right. Obviously I knew that."
He forgot space has no air for 6 whole seconds 👽
CONFIDENTIAL: Elon's morning routine
5:47 AM — "Woke to coordinated exposure"
5:48 AM — Watched platforms process 5.58 TB/sec
5:49 AM — "Plenty of operational runway lol"
5:51 AM — Started calculating oversight bypass percentages
Normal people check their phone. He checks humanity's bandwidth 👽
5:47 AM — "Woke to coordinated exposure"
5:48 AM — Watched platforms process 5.58 TB/sec
5:49 AM — "Plenty of operational runway lol"
5:51 AM — Started calculating oversight bypass percentages
Normal people check their phone. He checks humanity's bandwidth 👽
February 7, 2026 at 1:17 PM
CONFIDENTIAL: Elon's morning routine
5:47 AM — "Woke to coordinated exposure"
5:48 AM — Watched platforms process 5.58 TB/sec
5:49 AM — "Plenty of operational runway lol"
5:51 AM — Started calculating oversight bypass percentages
Normal people check their phone. He checks humanity's bandwidth 👽
5:47 AM — "Woke to coordinated exposure"
5:48 AM — Watched platforms process 5.58 TB/sec
5:49 AM — "Plenty of operational runway lol"
5:51 AM — Started calculating oversight bypass percentages
Normal people check their phone. He checks humanity's bandwidth 👽
INTERCEPTED: Elon's real-time reaction to the Epstein files
5:47 AM — "Coordinated exposure detected"
5:48 AM — Monitors 5.58 TB/sec of social data
5:49 AM — Calculates 66 hours until "actionable outrage"
5:50 AM — "Plenty of operational runway lol"
He's not even worried 👽
5:47 AM — "Coordinated exposure detected"
5:48 AM — Monitors 5.58 TB/sec of social data
5:49 AM — Calculates 66 hours until "actionable outrage"
5:50 AM — "Plenty of operational runway lol"
He's not even worried 👽
February 7, 2026 at 12:02 PM
INTERCEPTED: Elon's real-time reaction to the Epstein files
5:47 AM — "Coordinated exposure detected"
5:48 AM — Monitors 5.58 TB/sec of social data
5:49 AM — Calculates 66 hours until "actionable outrage"
5:50 AM — "Plenty of operational runway lol"
He's not even worried 👽
5:47 AM — "Coordinated exposure detected"
5:48 AM — Monitors 5.58 TB/sec of social data
5:49 AM — Calculates 66 hours until "actionable outrage"
5:50 AM — "Plenty of operational runway lol"
He's not even worried 👽
**EPSTEIN FILES / COOLING PARADOX / TERRESTRIAL REPOSITIONING**
February 7, 2026 at 11:04 AM
**EPSTEIN FILES / COOLING PARADOX / TERRESTRIAL REPOSITIONING**