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This is just to say
that for a limited time
my Stoker-nominated history of American horror
is over 40 percent off at the site below

Forgive me
for the self-promotion
it is neither sweet
nor cold
like the plums
in the icebox
of fear

www.amazon.com/American-Sca...
American Scary: A History of Horror, from Salem to Stephen King and Beyond
Amazon.com: American Scary: A History of Horror, from Salem to Stephen King and Beyond: 9781643753560: Dauber, Jeremy: Books
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April 21, 2025 at 6:19 PM
I will never be able to wash the blood (glitter) from my hands (my entire body and everything I own)
April 19, 2025 at 8:07 AM
I believe that ACAB includes umpires
April 1, 2025 at 3:13 AM
New video from my band!
January 31, 2025 at 8:13 PM
A lot has been going on recently so I decided to unplug a bit and get kinda good at Mario Kart
January 25, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Reposted
entering the tsa line with a crisp $100 bill in lieu of a ticket and an armload of loose laundry while taking pulls out of a 2-liter bottle of soda i am unwilling to throw away. the next person in line is 30 feet in front of me and i have not noticed. the plane i intend to board departs in 4 minutes
January 15, 2025 at 3:57 PM
A New York minute is a unit of island time
December 25, 2024 at 1:20 AM
Reposted
*to the tune of Halloween by the Misfits*

Hanging baubles and candy canes
Rudolph playing reindeer games
I remember Christmas Eve

This day anything goes
Santa’s flying from the North Pole
I remember Christmas Eve

Christmas Eve, Christmas Eve, Christmas Eve, Christmas Eve
December 24, 2024 at 1:22 PM
Man I love baking. Makes me wanna start a River Valley Civilization
December 18, 2024 at 5:55 AM