Michael Stewart
@stewart.bsky.social
Faster than a rocket scientist,
smarter than an Olympian
smarter than an Olympian
“…and they don't need helmets because it has a roll cage.”
- My dad showing me a stomach churning video of my 5yo and 2yo old absolutely hauling ass around his backyard in a gas powered go kart
- My dad showing me a stomach churning video of my 5yo and 2yo old absolutely hauling ass around his backyard in a gas powered go kart
November 26, 2025 at 9:50 PM
“…and they don't need helmets because it has a roll cage.”
- My dad showing me a stomach churning video of my 5yo and 2yo old absolutely hauling ass around his backyard in a gas powered go kart
- My dad showing me a stomach churning video of my 5yo and 2yo old absolutely hauling ass around his backyard in a gas powered go kart
the 2.5yo picked a bag of peanut m&ms as his good boy road trip treat today. back on the road, he’s munching behind us when we hear, “this snack is amazing.”
November 23, 2025 at 3:51 AM
the 2.5yo picked a bag of peanut m&ms as his good boy road trip treat today. back on the road, he’s munching behind us when we hear, “this snack is amazing.”
Trampoline park playing Barenaked Ladies One Week because it’s the only song with the lyric, “…you’ll have to sign a waiver.”
November 15, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Trampoline park playing Barenaked Ladies One Week because it’s the only song with the lyric, “…you’ll have to sign a waiver.”
I have this theory that the actual reason they caved is fear that a little r revolution might reveal that big R Revolution is an option.
November 10, 2025 at 11:26 PM
I have this theory that the actual reason they caved is fear that a little r revolution might reveal that big R Revolution is an option.
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Intuit, parent company of TurboTax, donated $1 million to Trump's inauguration. Always follow the money.
November 7, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Intuit, parent company of TurboTax, donated $1 million to Trump's inauguration. Always follow the money.
My takeaway here is that prison abolition has more support than the current admin.
Incredible to claim that “abolish the police” is in any way a Democratic policy
October 28, 2025 at 2:46 AM
My takeaway here is that prison abolition has more support than the current admin.
How do people who *can’t* balance on one leg while resting a 30lb sack on the other wash their toddlers hands in any public restroom??
September 21, 2025 at 8:27 PM
How do people who *can’t* balance on one leg while resting a 30lb sack on the other wash their toddlers hands in any public restroom??
me: why the hell am I getting ads for doorknobs??
me: nice doorknobs though
…
click
me: nice doorknobs though
…
click
September 10, 2025 at 2:26 AM
me: why the hell am I getting ads for doorknobs??
me: nice doorknobs though
…
click
me: nice doorknobs though
…
click
Overheard in London:
“Sometimes I think I’m crazy.”
“No! No. You’re just like my hairdresser. She loves other cultures.”
“Sometimes I think I’m crazy.”
“No! No. You’re just like my hairdresser. She loves other cultures.”
June 28, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Overheard in London:
“Sometimes I think I’m crazy.”
“No! No. You’re just like my hairdresser. She loves other cultures.”
“Sometimes I think I’m crazy.”
“No! No. You’re just like my hairdresser. She loves other cultures.”
Airport security gave my 2yo this coloring book today. Neat way for him to learn that guns exist!
May 28, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Airport security gave my 2yo this coloring book today. Neat way for him to learn that guns exist!
I would simply form an alliance with the gorilla. Together we would be unstoppable.
April 29, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I would simply form an alliance with the gorilla. Together we would be unstoppable.
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Share the media.
The news is compromised.
We're starting to boil over.
The news is compromised.
We're starting to boil over.
March 15, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Share the media.
The news is compromised.
We're starting to boil over.
The news is compromised.
We're starting to boil over.
A million valid criticisms, and I keep coming back to their north star metric: efficiency.
Not efficacy, impact, or quality. They chose arguably the worst metric for complex systems.
Not efficacy, impact, or quality. They chose arguably the worst metric for complex systems.
February 23, 2025 at 3:51 PM
A million valid criticisms, and I keep coming back to their north star metric: efficiency.
Not efficacy, impact, or quality. They chose arguably the worst metric for complex systems.
Not efficacy, impact, or quality. They chose arguably the worst metric for complex systems.
I’d say we had a good run, but did we?
February 20, 2025 at 4:00 AM
I’d say we had a good run, but did we?
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The locksmith for Yosemite National Park, whose apprenticed under his now-retired predecessor for 4 years, says he was fired by Musk three weeks out from the end of his probationary period.
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February 18, 2025 at 6:40 AM
The locksmith for Yosemite National Park, whose apprenticed under his now-retired predecessor for 4 years, says he was fired by Musk three weeks out from the end of his probationary period.
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I’ve unplugged my refrigerator. This change will save $30 a month effective immediately.
These overhead rates are negotiated. Lowering it unilaterally to 15% is another way to destroy science in the US. Can’t wait to see what’s next.
February 8, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I’ve unplugged my refrigerator. This change will save $30 a month effective immediately.
Pick a hill to die on, or you’ll die in the valleys.
February 5, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Pick a hill to die on, or you’ll die in the valleys.
“That’s not the hill I’m going to die on,” said the Democrats, about every hill.
Very serious Democratic strategists advise the party to allow Trump to illegally dismantle USAID -- a decision that will result in the unnecessary deaths of people around the world.
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February 5, 2025 at 2:59 AM
“That’s not the hill I’m going to die on,” said the Democrats, about every hill.
One thing is for sure about the teams building this generation of AI agents: They all hate booking dinner reservations.
January 26, 2025 at 1:31 PM
One thing is for sure about the teams building this generation of AI agents: They all hate booking dinner reservations.
LinkedIn getting weird
January 22, 2025 at 9:23 PM
LinkedIn getting weird
Empirically there is very little to feel optimistic about right now. And yet
January 1, 2025 at 5:07 AM
Empirically there is very little to feel optimistic about right now. And yet
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this is funny as-is but imo way funnier when you see his lawyer
December 23, 2024 at 6:49 PM
this is funny as-is but imo way funnier when you see his lawyer
embarrassed to admit that I don’t know where to find the oat’s nipple
December 20, 2024 at 4:48 PM
embarrassed to admit that I don’t know where to find the oat’s nipple
Model is 6’ 7” wearing size M
December 15, 2024 at 2:14 AM
Model is 6’ 7” wearing size M