Impressively, I concussed myself making coffee the other day. I hit my head HARD on the open cabinet door then crumpled to the floor like wet laundry.
This is my fifth concussion. I’ll be the first lawyer diagnosed with CTE.
This is my fifth concussion. I’ll be the first lawyer diagnosed with CTE.
December 15, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Impressively, I concussed myself making coffee the other day. I hit my head HARD on the open cabinet door then crumpled to the floor like wet laundry.
This is my fifth concussion. I’ll be the first lawyer diagnosed with CTE.
This is my fifth concussion. I’ll be the first lawyer diagnosed with CTE.
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FDA Approves New Drug That Reverses Effects Of Narcan
FDA Approves New Drug That Reverses Effects Of Narcan
SILVER SPRING, MD—Praising the drug’s ability to quickly and effectively increase fatalities amongst the nation’s opioid users, the U.S. Food and Drug Administration approved a new nasal spray Wednesd...
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December 3, 2025 at 4:00 PM
FDA Approves New Drug That Reverses Effects Of Narcan
Me seeing my reflection for the first time each day: great! This fucking guy again!
October 23, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Me seeing my reflection for the first time each day: great! This fucking guy again!
Client: I've been doing my own research! See?!?
[emails me screenshot of Google AI answer]
How I have offended thee, o Lord?
[emails me screenshot of Google AI answer]
How I have offended thee, o Lord?
August 19, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Client: I've been doing my own research! See?!?
[emails me screenshot of Google AI answer]
How I have offended thee, o Lord?
[emails me screenshot of Google AI answer]
How I have offended thee, o Lord?
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It's "woke" to *checks notes* support parks.
January 30, 2025 at 7:19 AM
It's "woke" to *checks notes* support parks.
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LAPD Arrests Everyone Who Lost Home In Fire
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January 16, 2025 at 4:00 PM
LAPD Arrests Everyone Who Lost Home In Fire
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Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.
November 27, 2024 at 6:30 PM
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie.