Steve West
@stevewestwrites.bsky.social
Author of the Kingsmoot fantasy series. Arsenal forever. U2 is my soundtrack. See more at SteveWestWrites.com.
My wife is currently committing the absolute crime of eating apple pie without any icecream.
November 28, 2025 at 3:15 AM
My wife is currently committing the absolute crime of eating apple pie without any icecream.
I’ve said it before a thousand times: if you have to watch a bunch of replays and put in lines to check offside, it’s very definitely NOT a clear and obvious error.
November 22, 2025 at 7:03 PM
I’ve said it before a thousand times: if you have to watch a bunch of replays and put in lines to check offside, it’s very definitely NOT a clear and obvious error.
Does anyone even make guillotines any more?
November 14, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Does anyone even make guillotines any more?
NFL QB: <throws ball 55 yards, misses WR by a foot>
NFL Commentator: Wow, he really overthrew that one
Me: <throws trash 1 yard, misses trashcan by a foot> Me too
NFL Commentator: Wow, he really overthrew that one
Me: <throws trash 1 yard, misses trashcan by a foot> Me too
November 2, 2025 at 7:18 PM
NFL QB: <throws ball 55 yards, misses WR by a foot>
NFL Commentator: Wow, he really overthrew that one
Me: <throws trash 1 yard, misses trashcan by a foot> Me too
NFL Commentator: Wow, he really overthrew that one
Me: <throws trash 1 yard, misses trashcan by a foot> Me too
Me, turning on the game in the ninth: I’m just going to watch the end.
The baseball gods: One inning? You will see A WHOLE GAME
The baseball gods: One inning? You will see A WHOLE GAME
October 28, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Me, turning on the game in the ninth: I’m just going to watch the end.
The baseball gods: One inning? You will see A WHOLE GAME
The baseball gods: One inning? You will see A WHOLE GAME
You don’t celebrate because you respect your former team, but they have spent the last half hour booing and cursing you for leaving them. Hmm. High road, I guess.
October 4, 2025 at 2:43 PM
You don’t celebrate because you respect your former team, but they have spent the last half hour booing and cursing you for leaving them. Hmm. High road, I guess.
Astounding. This ref couldn’t be more blatant in his bias. Literally every decision against us. Even refused us a clear penalty and then gave them the ball. If it wasn’t a penalty it was a corner. Can’t win against 12.
September 28, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Astounding. This ref couldn’t be more blatant in his bias. Literally every decision against us. Even refused us a clear penalty and then gave them the ball. If it wasn’t a penalty it was a corner. Can’t win against 12.
Scammers will have GoFundMe’s running on Wednesday saying “I gave everything away because I thought I would be raptured, please donate to help me get back on my feet.”
And a lot of dumb people will donate.
And a lot of dumb people will donate.
September 22, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Scammers will have GoFundMe’s running on Wednesday saying “I gave everything away because I thought I would be raptured, please donate to help me get back on my feet.”
And a lot of dumb people will donate.
And a lot of dumb people will donate.
Hey Google AI what day do you think it is today?
September 8, 2025 at 9:58 PM
Hey Google AI what day do you think it is today?
You have to remember that was not a title decider. There’s a long way to go, and Liverpool only wins the league when everyone else chokes. We just need to not choke.
Having said that, 3 games in and I’m already worried about Gyokeres. How many touches did he have today? How many shots?
Having said that, 3 games in and I’m already worried about Gyokeres. How many touches did he have today? How many shots?
August 31, 2025 at 5:33 PM
You have to remember that was not a title decider. There’s a long way to go, and Liverpool only wins the league when everyone else chokes. We just need to not choke.
Having said that, 3 games in and I’m already worried about Gyokeres. How many touches did he have today? How many shots?
Having said that, 3 games in and I’m already worried about Gyokeres. How many touches did he have today? How many shots?
DC when I visited in April. I guess the criminals were just out of frame.
August 11, 2025 at 10:58 PM
DC when I visited in April. I guess the criminals were just out of frame.
Waking up at 6am with a song stuck in my head.
Well, at least I got today’s soundtrack taken care of early.
Well, at least I got today’s soundtrack taken care of early.
July 21, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Waking up at 6am with a song stuck in my head.
Well, at least I got today’s soundtrack taken care of early.
Well, at least I got today’s soundtrack taken care of early.
JD Vance is a regular guy, just like the rest of us.
I mean, doesn’t everyone who has a bad time at Disneyland decide they should spend a couple weeks in England to recover?
I mean, doesn’t everyone who has a bad time at Disneyland decide they should spend a couple weeks in England to recover?
July 21, 2025 at 3:46 PM
JD Vance is a regular guy, just like the rest of us.
I mean, doesn’t everyone who has a bad time at Disneyland decide they should spend a couple weeks in England to recover?
I mean, doesn’t everyone who has a bad time at Disneyland decide they should spend a couple weeks in England to recover?
If DAZN intended the CWC to be a promotion for their service, maybe they should have dealt with the pauses and streams just stopping and restarting the game.
July 4, 2025 at 7:32 PM
If DAZN intended the CWC to be a promotion for their service, maybe they should have dealt with the pauses and streams just stopping and restarting the game.
The thing about the Bezos wedding is, of all the lists of celebrities that attended, I haven’t seen anything about friends being there.
So, does he have any actual friends? Or are they all just rich acquaintances?
So, does he have any actual friends? Or are they all just rich acquaintances?
July 1, 2025 at 12:34 PM
The thing about the Bezos wedding is, of all the lists of celebrities that attended, I haven’t seen anything about friends being there.
So, does he have any actual friends? Or are they all just rich acquaintances?
So, does he have any actual friends? Or are they all just rich acquaintances?
If you go down clutching your chin, and the replay shows you were hit in the chest and nowhere near the face, that is a dive. It should be a suspension for cheating.
June 24, 2025 at 7:13 PM
If you go down clutching your chin, and the replay shows you were hit in the chest and nowhere near the face, that is a dive. It should be a suspension for cheating.
It’s a very close battle between Mike Johnson and JD Vance as to who will be the bigger Reek.
well that's a take
*HOUSE SPEAKER MIKE JOHNSON SPEAKS TO REPORTERS
*JOHNSON: WAR POWERS ACT IS UNCONSTITUTIONAL
*HOUSE SPEAKER MIKE JOHNSON SPEAKS TO REPORTERS
*JOHNSON: WAR POWERS ACT IS UNCONSTITUTIONAL
June 24, 2025 at 3:26 PM
It’s a very close battle between Mike Johnson and JD Vance as to who will be the bigger Reek.
Musk was President for a couple months, then Howard Lutnick had it for a week or so, followed by Stephen Miller.
Now it appears they’ve split the job? Miller is the domestic President while Netanyahu is Foreign President?
But all ceremonial adulation remains with Trump. And bribes, of course.
Now it appears they’ve split the job? Miller is the domestic President while Netanyahu is Foreign President?
But all ceremonial adulation remains with Trump. And bribes, of course.
June 22, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Musk was President for a couple months, then Howard Lutnick had it for a week or so, followed by Stephen Miller.
Now it appears they’ve split the job? Miller is the domestic President while Netanyahu is Foreign President?
But all ceremonial adulation remains with Trump. And bribes, of course.
Now it appears they’ve split the job? Miller is the domestic President while Netanyahu is Foreign President?
But all ceremonial adulation remains with Trump. And bribes, of course.
It is absolutely on brand for Trump that Pakistan nominated him for the Nobel Peace Prize the same day he was bombing Iran.
June 22, 2025 at 1:25 AM
It is absolutely on brand for Trump that Pakistan nominated him for the Nobel Peace Prize the same day he was bombing Iran.
You can’t talk about Los Angeles without speaking Spanish.
June 11, 2025 at 6:02 PM
You can’t talk about Los Angeles without speaking Spanish.
The number of times fast food places give me Diet Coke instead of the regular I ordered, I wonder if they’re trying to send me a subliminal message
June 9, 2025 at 11:44 PM
The number of times fast food places give me Diet Coke instead of the regular I ordered, I wonder if they’re trying to send me a subliminal message
Reposted by Steve West
Seriously, help us control the narrative. Let every normie you know know: LA is chill, peaceful and safe right now. The protests are peaceful and there is no imminent threat to anyone. Even LAPD agrees.
June 8, 2025 at 3:48 AM
Seriously, help us control the narrative. Let every normie you know know: LA is chill, peaceful and safe right now. The protests are peaceful and there is no imminent threat to anyone. Even LAPD agrees.
We dominated PSG in the semi (xG was like 4-2 in our favor I think) and we would also have killed Inter. I can’t believe they were so uninterested for a Champions League final.
May 31, 2025 at 9:02 PM
We dominated PSG in the semi (xG was like 4-2 in our favor I think) and we would also have killed Inter. I can’t believe they were so uninterested for a Champions League final.
Yesssss!!! Glory glory Arsenal!
May 24, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Yesssss!!! Glory glory Arsenal!
Skeleton hasn’t yet realized he won’t be able to steal billions from Medicare again if he shuts it down. Or perhaps he has a different method now?
Rick Scott: "If you don't want to work, you're the one who decided you don't want health care. That's number one."
May 19, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Skeleton hasn’t yet realized he won’t be able to steal billions from Medicare again if he shuts it down. Or perhaps he has a different method now?