SteveTALL
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Man, Garfield had the right idea. Sleep in a box, lasagna, hate Mondays & spiders, constantly nude, teddy bear, no genitals or anus, orange,
April 11, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Man, Garfield had the right idea. Sleep in a box, lasagna, hate Mondays & spiders, constantly nude, teddy bear, no genitals or anus, orange,
Me: Yeah, I'll have the #99 meal
Taco Bell: We don't have a #99 meal
Me: It's 2 grilled stuft burritos, a mexican pizza, a crunchwrap supreme, 1 dos locos taco, cinnamon twists, and I'll have a large root beer.
TB: Ummm ok, that'll be...
Me: $28.08, coming round
Taco Bell: We don't have a #99 meal
Me: It's 2 grilled stuft burritos, a mexican pizza, a crunchwrap supreme, 1 dos locos taco, cinnamon twists, and I'll have a large root beer.
TB: Ummm ok, that'll be...
Me: $28.08, coming round
November 20, 2024 at 4:28 AM
Me: Yeah, I'll have the #99 meal
Taco Bell: We don't have a #99 meal
Me: It's 2 grilled stuft burritos, a mexican pizza, a crunchwrap supreme, 1 dos locos taco, cinnamon twists, and I'll have a large root beer.
TB: Ummm ok, that'll be...
Me: $28.08, coming round
Taco Bell: We don't have a #99 meal
Me: It's 2 grilled stuft burritos, a mexican pizza, a crunchwrap supreme, 1 dos locos taco, cinnamon twists, and I'll have a large root beer.
TB: Ummm ok, that'll be...
Me: $28.08, coming round
Tired:
-Dragons
-Incest
-Gore
Wired:
-Orcs
-Hobbit antics
-Wizards dropping from space
-Dragons
-Incest
-Gore
Wired:
-Orcs
-Hobbit antics
-Wizards dropping from space
November 20, 2024 at 4:28 AM
Tired:
-Dragons
-Incest
-Gore
Wired:
-Orcs
-Hobbit antics
-Wizards dropping from space
-Dragons
-Incest
-Gore
Wired:
-Orcs
-Hobbit antics
-Wizards dropping from space
Seeing Tacho Fall makes me wonder how huge humans will one day become. Will we be as big as dinosaurs?
November 20, 2024 at 4:28 AM
Seeing Tacho Fall makes me wonder how huge humans will one day become. Will we be as big as dinosaurs?
A smidge of good news
November 20, 2024 at 4:28 AM
A smidge of good news
Thought of the day..... Do the Blues win that game if they didn't pause the game for 5 minutes to pick up all the hats?
November 20, 2024 at 4:28 AM
Thought of the day..... Do the Blues win that game if they didn't pause the game for 5 minutes to pick up all the hats?
I hate to admit it, but Bednar has a great look tonight.
November 20, 2024 at 4:28 AM
I hate to admit it, but Bednar has a great look tonight.
These two political parties are so ingrained and so calcified and so good at manipulating elections and using people's rage to gain power that it's hard to imagine any meaningful change happening before the whole country collapses.
November 20, 2024 at 4:28 AM
These two political parties are so ingrained and so calcified and so good at manipulating elections and using people's rage to gain power that it's hard to imagine any meaningful change happening before the whole country collapses.
Imagine the difference people fighting abortion could make if they spent that money/energy on the dismal foster care system, where a staggering amount of kids end up homeless, incarcerated or as sex workers.
November 20, 2024 at 4:28 AM
Imagine the difference people fighting abortion could make if they spent that money/energy on the dismal foster care system, where a staggering amount of kids end up homeless, incarcerated or as sex workers.
CHRISTOPHER WALKEN IS TRENDING BUT IT IS JUST HIS BIRTHDAY PLEASE DO NOT PANIC
November 20, 2024 at 4:28 AM
CHRISTOPHER WALKEN IS TRENDING BUT IT IS JUST HIS BIRTHDAY PLEASE DO NOT PANIC
I'll always look back at the one week between getting a robovac and my cat learning how to turn it on as one of the best of my life.
November 20, 2024 at 4:28 AM
I'll always look back at the one week between getting a robovac and my cat learning how to turn it on as one of the best of my life.
Imagine being such a bad ump that you trend on twitter because people are outraged you aren't retiring. Oh Angel Hernandez
November 20, 2024 at 4:28 AM
Imagine being such a bad ump that you trend on twitter because people are outraged you aren't retiring. Oh Angel Hernandez
"Nasty business, this" - Hugh Grant every time he takes a shit
November 20, 2024 at 4:28 AM
"Nasty business, this" - Hugh Grant every time he takes a shit
And for a time, there was peace
November 20, 2024 at 4:28 AM
And for a time, there was peace
Microsoft is the dad and Apple is the mom. Google is the bisexual aunt
November 20, 2024 at 4:27 AM
Microsoft is the dad and Apple is the mom. Google is the bisexual aunt
Attn uber drivers: 5am is not when I want to learn about the plight of Libya
November 20, 2024 at 4:27 AM
Attn uber drivers: 5am is not when I want to learn about the plight of Libya
Imagine going from playing with the Jets to immediately playing against them. Gotta be an amazing day for Sam Darnold.
November 20, 2024 at 4:27 AM
Imagine going from playing with the Jets to immediately playing against them. Gotta be an amazing day for Sam Darnold.
Kris Bryant always looks like he's about to poop in the batter's box
November 20, 2024 at 4:27 AM
Kris Bryant always looks like he's about to poop in the batter's box
At the dentist and just remembered that I haven't flossed in 2 months 😬
November 20, 2024 at 4:27 AM
At the dentist and just remembered that I haven't flossed in 2 months 😬
If the only sport you're good at is water polo, I'm sorry but you aren't good at sports
November 20, 2024 at 4:27 AM
If the only sport you're good at is water polo, I'm sorry but you aren't good at sports
I've been rooting for Denmark, but they are just not nearly as good at fake falling down as England. Clearly outmatched on the pitch today.
This is definitely not just a huge waste of time.
This is definitely not just a huge waste of time.
November 20, 2024 at 4:27 AM
I've been rooting for Denmark, but they are just not nearly as good at fake falling down as England. Clearly outmatched on the pitch today.
This is definitely not just a huge waste of time.
This is definitely not just a huge waste of time.
Who named it it friends with benefits instead of nutty buddys
November 20, 2024 at 4:27 AM
Who named it it friends with benefits instead of nutty buddys
I drank so much last week that i'm getting targeted ads for pedialyte
November 20, 2024 at 4:27 AM
I drank so much last week that i'm getting targeted ads for pedialyte