Proving Darwin Right
@steven1detroit.bsky.social
Formerly Ask the Experts on Twitter
Pinned
I'm here because Elon ruined Twitter. Back then, it was, 'Ask the Experts' now it's just me with little left to say. However, I do like to follow smarter people than me.
I'm not sure who gives a fuck what I have to say but I'm considering a Christmas meme dump from the ghost of Twitter past. Yes or no?
December 2, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I'm not sure who gives a fuck what I have to say but I'm considering a Christmas meme dump from the ghost of Twitter past. Yes or no?
Alright night before Thanksgiving. We've had our ups and downs over the years. Please be kind to me. I hope to be kind to you. I hope to be better.
November 26, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Alright night before Thanksgiving. We've had our ups and downs over the years. Please be kind to me. I hope to be kind to you. I hope to be better.
For Halloween I'm going to go as a person with a questionable moral compass and sketchy ideas doing weird things in the corner of the downstairs bar.
October 31, 2025 at 9:12 PM
For Halloween I'm going to go as a person with a questionable moral compass and sketchy ideas doing weird things in the corner of the downstairs bar.
So this probably homeless guy buys a shot with a 50. Kept tipping me a 5 for every drink. I do know that sometimes you want to feel like a human doing human things... if only for a little while. If I see him on the streets, I'm going to give it back.
October 22, 2025 at 8:13 AM
So this probably homeless guy buys a shot with a 50. Kept tipping me a 5 for every drink. I do know that sometimes you want to feel like a human doing human things... if only for a little while. If I see him on the streets, I'm going to give it back.
Have you ever pulled a muscle laying still? Asking for a decrepit 5 minute ago me.
October 21, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Have you ever pulled a muscle laying still? Asking for a decrepit 5 minute ago me.
I don't mind that my favorite poets are junkies. I am concerned that the person who is in charge of the health of my country is.
September 4, 2025 at 5:10 PM
I don't mind that my favorite poets are junkies. I am concerned that the person who is in charge of the health of my country is.
If you don't stare in the mirror every day and ask yourself 'What the fuck is wrong with you?' You may have found success at being human. I wonder if that's true.
August 26, 2025 at 7:09 PM
If you don't stare in the mirror every day and ask yourself 'What the fuck is wrong with you?' You may have found success at being human. I wonder if that's true.
Taking some mental health care. Hahahahahaha. Kinda brutal. Just got to get through tonight.
July 30, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Taking some mental health care. Hahahahahaha. Kinda brutal. Just got to get through tonight.
Reposted by Proving Darwin Right
Existence has been 87% less funky without Prince.
May 20, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Existence has been 87% less funky without Prince.
You never know when your last best summer was until it never happens again. Ours... mine... is turning out to be last summer. Funny how that happens.
May 20, 2025 at 8:21 AM
You never know when your last best summer was until it never happens again. Ours... mine... is turning out to be last summer. Funny how that happens.
Favorite bands ever, Prince and everything Minneapolis. Every band that Daniel Ash was in... and the Tragically Hip. Falling to sleep with Grace Too.
April 22, 2025 at 8:11 AM
Favorite bands ever, Prince and everything Minneapolis. Every band that Daniel Ash was in... and the Tragically Hip. Falling to sleep with Grace Too.
I think I'm asking too much of my age defying face cream.
April 20, 2025 at 7:41 PM
I think I'm asking too much of my age defying face cream.
The only thing that I'm truly certain of is that I might be wrong about everything.
March 12, 2025 at 5:24 PM
The only thing that I'm truly certain of is that I might be wrong about everything.
Out of my mind in 3...2...1 kill me. Every day... every fucking day. Sorry. Coping mechanisms.
February 26, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Out of my mind in 3...2...1 kill me. Every day... every fucking day. Sorry. Coping mechanisms.
Reposted by Proving Darwin Right
Hedge Funds are shorting the market under 🍊. www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
Hedge funds massive bet on stock market crash raises alarm for 401k's
Hedge funds have placed billions in short bets against U.S. stocks, signaling fears of a market collapse that could devastate 401(k)s and retirement savings while fueling Wall Street panic.
www.dailymail.co.uk
February 1, 2025 at 8:44 AM
Hedge Funds are shorting the market under 🍊. www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article...
I apologize if I don't social media correctly. I'm a Rockstar bartender and I don't always get that right either. I don't mind offending. I just don't want to do it accendiantly.
December 31, 2024 at 7:56 PM
I apologize if I don't social media correctly. I'm a Rockstar bartender and I don't always get that right either. I don't mind offending. I just don't want to do it accendiantly.
Some of my favorite moments in life is when I wake up and google 'what day is today?' The rest is wishing for a stray bullet to my head. Weird there's not much between.
December 27, 2024 at 2:13 PM
Some of my favorite moments in life is when I wake up and google 'what day is today?' The rest is wishing for a stray bullet to my head. Weird there's not much between.
Because I have options, for which I'm totally grateful... It looks like I'm getting diabetes for Christmas! Sorry. Bout to get down.
December 25, 2024 at 2:13 PM
Because I have options, for which I'm totally grateful... It looks like I'm getting diabetes for Christmas! Sorry. Bout to get down.
Shithurtsdoughnut. Adjective? Don't it? Yes. Yes it does.
December 4, 2024 at 8:57 AM
Shithurtsdoughnut. Adjective? Don't it? Yes. Yes it does.
My first inkling that blow and porn has ruined me is when I'm channel surfing and am totally let down when I click on the Bone Collector.
December 1, 2024 at 10:21 PM
My first inkling that blow and porn has ruined me is when I'm channel surfing and am totally let down when I click on the Bone Collector.
Every Thanksgiving Eve, I wonder how much more I can tend bar. This time, I'm not sleeping on a pool table. To my young coworkers... Lions game at 12? It's your turn. Kill me.
November 28, 2024 at 9:13 AM
Every Thanksgiving Eve, I wonder how much more I can tend bar. This time, I'm not sleeping on a pool table. To my young coworkers... Lions game at 12? It's your turn. Kill me.
Reposted by Proving Darwin Right
"I'm here for the hookers and the booze!!!"
"Sir, this is a library."
*whispers... "I'm here for the hookers and the booze."
"Sir, this is a library."
*whispers... "I'm here for the hookers and the booze."
November 17, 2024 at 3:17 PM
"I'm here for the hookers and the booze!!!"
"Sir, this is a library."
*whispers... "I'm here for the hookers and the booze."
"Sir, this is a library."
*whispers... "I'm here for the hookers and the booze."