KITCHENWARE COMPANY BOSS: So, did you come up with a name for that revolving food tray, Susan?
SUSAN: No, couldn't be arsed.

Trump is stressed and needs to relax in a hot tub with those little fish that eat the dead skin off your feet. Those little nibblers are called South American Candirus, but I can never remember that. The natives just call it the 'penis fish.'

For the brave and inquisitive.
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1000 on BlueSky! Thank you for the support as always 🎉

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10mins | 0-0 #EVEBRE All 4 sides of the stadium join in to sing Anthony Gordon’s name, A lovely moment 💙🤍

OHHHH ANTHONY GORDON 🎶💫