Steve Bordewick
@stevebordewick.bsky.social
Because GUITARS. Blurbs are my own. Sarcasm, science, and stuff. Pet guy.
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“What happened? You helped elect Donald Trump you fucking moron” - @timmiller.bsky.social
April 5, 2025 at 11:46 PM
“What happened? You helped elect Donald Trump you fucking moron” - @timmiller.bsky.social
A timely glorious trip down the MASH memory lane... @therickwilson.bsky.social
Frank Burns: "The men... they hate me, don't they?"
Radar: "Only your guts, sir."
Radar: "Only your guts, sir."
April 2, 2025 at 6:23 AM
A timely glorious trip down the MASH memory lane... @therickwilson.bsky.social
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The people running our country are sick
Homeland Security secretary Kristi Noem making content in front of the imprisoned men of El Salvador's notorious Terrorism Confinement Center mega-prison www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...
March 27, 2025 at 12:56 AM
The people running our country are sick
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My great-aunt went to Wash, DC during WWII, leaving math teaching job in rural Iowa. Ret'd in the 80s.
As a teen, our family only knew her job was none of our business. Rumor was our grandma (her sister) knew.
Funeral obit listed her job as Signals Intelligence. Likely rolling in her grave.!
As a teen, our family only knew her job was none of our business. Rumor was our grandma (her sister) knew.
Funeral obit listed her job as Signals Intelligence. Likely rolling in her grave.!
March 26, 2025 at 11:16 PM
My great-aunt went to Wash, DC during WWII, leaving math teaching job in rural Iowa. Ret'd in the 80s.
As a teen, our family only knew her job was none of our business. Rumor was our grandma (her sister) knew.
Funeral obit listed her job as Signals Intelligence. Likely rolling in her grave.!
As a teen, our family only knew her job was none of our business. Rumor was our grandma (her sister) knew.
Funeral obit listed her job as Signals Intelligence. Likely rolling in her grave.!
...FIDO Rick Wilson!
Here's a video from today explaining why Elon banned me from Twitter:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ImC...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ImC...
WTF!? Elon Musk BANNED Rick from Twitter (We're Still Not Calling it "X")
YouTube video by The Lincoln Project
www.youtube.com
March 20, 2025 at 2:15 AM
...FIDO Rick Wilson!
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All right, fine.
The second Trump administration as villains from the Batman TV show.
Let's do this.
The second Trump administration as villains from the Batman TV show.
Let's do this.
March 16, 2025 at 8:05 PM
All right, fine.
The second Trump administration as villains from the Batman TV show.
Let's do this.
The second Trump administration as villains from the Batman TV show.
Let's do this.
…the best day of the week is every other Friday
We need some variety on the timeline. Quote this with a take that has nothing to do with politics
March 16, 2025 at 8:12 PM
…the best day of the week is every other Friday
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...DOGE is f'ing failed, was from the start.
Recall - a Zelensky presser alone would smear Biden publicly.
Similarly, a clown car cabinet, tariff-palooza, and the "Musk-a-DOGE" stooges distract from Trump's cash grab op's.
A "noble cause" efficient gov't fantasy keeps GOP/MAGA sedated. 🎩🃏
Recall - a Zelensky presser alone would smear Biden publicly.
Similarly, a clown car cabinet, tariff-palooza, and the "Musk-a-DOGE" stooges distract from Trump's cash grab op's.
A "noble cause" efficient gov't fantasy keeps GOP/MAGA sedated. 🎩🃏
March 13, 2025 at 7:43 AM
...DOGE is f'ing failed, was from the start.
Recall - a Zelensky presser alone would smear Biden publicly.
Similarly, a clown car cabinet, tariff-palooza, and the "Musk-a-DOGE" stooges distract from Trump's cash grab op's.
A "noble cause" efficient gov't fantasy keeps GOP/MAGA sedated. 🎩🃏
Recall - a Zelensky presser alone would smear Biden publicly.
Similarly, a clown car cabinet, tariff-palooza, and the "Musk-a-DOGE" stooges distract from Trump's cash grab op's.
A "noble cause" efficient gov't fantasy keeps GOP/MAGA sedated. 🎩🃏
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Sick of the JD Vance memes? Too bad! Here’s a thread of some of the best ones you likely haven’t seen reposted 100 times already. Strap in!🧵
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March 8, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Sick of the JD Vance memes? Too bad! Here’s a thread of some of the best ones you likely haven’t seen reposted 100 times already. Strap in!🧵
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...Rubio's body language coach may not survive the entire season 🤷♀️
This expression says “I think I’m sitting in J.D. Vance’s wet spot.”
March 1, 2025 at 7:56 AM
...Rubio's body language coach may not survive the entire season 🤷♀️
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Donald Trump has disgraced the United States of America in countless ways since he first entered political life ten years ago.
But he had never disgraced the nation as badly as he did today.
He has brought shame on this country to an extent I had never thought possible. And he has only just begun.
But he had never disgraced the nation as badly as he did today.
He has brought shame on this country to an extent I had never thought possible. And he has only just begun.
February 28, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Donald Trump has disgraced the United States of America in countless ways since he first entered political life ten years ago.
But he had never disgraced the nation as badly as he did today.
He has brought shame on this country to an extent I had never thought possible. And he has only just begun.
But he had never disgraced the nation as badly as he did today.
He has brought shame on this country to an extent I had never thought possible. And he has only just begun.
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The look on Zelenskyy’s face when Trump says “they respect me” is *chef’s kiss*🤌
February 28, 2025 at 8:44 PM
The look on Zelenskyy’s face when Trump says “they respect me” is *chef’s kiss*🤌
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Oh yeah, computers are famously bad at handling a lot of ... "transactions," was it, peepaw? ... quickly.
Every computer knower understands that, right?
Every computer knower understands that, right?
Trump: "I did ask Elon because he knows more about computers than anybody I know. I said, what do you think of the voting system? He said, computers are not meant for voting. It's too many transactions taking place too quickly."
February 21, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Oh yeah, computers are famously bad at handling a lot of ... "transactions," was it, peepaw? ... quickly.
Every computer knower understands that, right?
Every computer knower understands that, right?
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He who rambles on about Hannibal Lecter, Arnold Palmer’s dick size, windmill cancer, and turning Gaza into a real-estate play, and thinks he’s saving the county, should have his head examined.
February 16, 2025 at 4:32 AM
He who rambles on about Hannibal Lecter, Arnold Palmer’s dick size, windmill cancer, and turning Gaza into a real-estate play, and thinks he’s saving the county, should have his head examined.
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A small moment of grace in an ugly time.
We have a piano in our house, an old Yamaha, probably circa 1960-1965. It belonged to my parents. They both played growing up, and I have pictures of them playing together before I was born, though I don’t remember them ever playing.
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We have a piano in our house, an old Yamaha, probably circa 1960-1965. It belonged to my parents. They both played growing up, and I have pictures of them playing together before I was born, though I don’t remember them ever playing.
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February 1, 2025 at 8:39 PM
A small moment of grace in an ugly time.
We have a piano in our house, an old Yamaha, probably circa 1960-1965. It belonged to my parents. They both played growing up, and I have pictures of them playing together before I was born, though I don’t remember them ever playing.
/1
We have a piano in our house, an old Yamaha, probably circa 1960-1965. It belonged to my parents. They both played growing up, and I have pictures of them playing together before I was born, though I don’t remember them ever playing.
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Wait till all the Trumpers call for their social security/medicaid/farm subsidy/veterans benefit checks and there’s no one there to answer the phone.
Forget the price of eggs; these morons are tap-dancing barefoot on the third rail of American politics ….
Forget the price of eggs; these morons are tap-dancing barefoot on the third rail of American politics ….
Trump administration will offer all 2 million federal workers a buyout to resign
An email is set to go out to federal workers beginning Tuesday
www.nbcnews.com/politics/whi...
An email is set to go out to federal workers beginning Tuesday
www.nbcnews.com/politics/whi...
Trump administration will offer all 2 million federal workers a buyout to resign
An email is set to go out to federal workers beginning Tuesday.
www.nbcnews.com
January 28, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Wait till all the Trumpers call for their social security/medicaid/farm subsidy/veterans benefit checks and there’s no one there to answer the phone.
Forget the price of eggs; these morons are tap-dancing barefoot on the third rail of American politics ….
Forget the price of eggs; these morons are tap-dancing barefoot on the third rail of American politics ….
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Shocker. One unpleasant egomaniac shoves out a less rich unpleasant egomaniac
“.. Ramaswamy ‘just burned through the bridges and he finally burned Elon,’ said a Republican strategist close to Trump advisers. ‘Everyone wants him out of Mar-a-Lago, out of D.C.’”
@politico.com
www.politico.com/news/2025/01...
@politico.com
www.politico.com/news/2025/01...
Get out of DOGE: How Musk helped eject Ramaswamy
Ramaswamy is leaving the so-called Department of Government Efficiency and plans to run for Ohio governor.
www.politico.com
January 21, 2025 at 12:25 AM
Shocker. One unpleasant egomaniac shoves out a less rich unpleasant egomaniac
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If my constituents had just been slaughtered in a terrorist attack I wouldn’t be cracking jokes for the cameras but that’s just me.
Reporter: NBC is here on the right
Kennedy: That’s an unusual position
Reporter: I don’t get it
Kennedy: You wouldn’t
Kennedy: That’s an unusual position
Reporter: I don’t get it
Kennedy: You wouldn’t
January 1, 2025 at 8:21 PM
If my constituents had just been slaughtered in a terrorist attack I wouldn’t be cracking jokes for the cameras but that’s just me.
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Not looking to politicize what happened in New Orleans in any capacity, however the lead in the investigation is none other than the outstanding men and women of the FBI. The same organization that Kash Patel is nominated to lead and wants to abolish. Think about that for a moment.
January 1, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Not looking to politicize what happened in New Orleans in any capacity, however the lead in the investigation is none other than the outstanding men and women of the FBI. The same organization that Kash Patel is nominated to lead and wants to abolish. Think about that for a moment.
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The sock puppet guy is correct. There is no “right” way to love yourself. There is a pathetic way, a sad clown way, a medicated way, but definitely no right way.
December 31, 2024 at 6:02 AM
The sock puppet guy is correct. There is no “right” way to love yourself. There is a pathetic way, a sad clown way, a medicated way, but definitely no right way.
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My expectations were low, but even I did not have the GOP becoming the pro-childhood cancer party.
December 20, 2024 at 1:10 AM
My expectations were low, but even I did not have the GOP becoming the pro-childhood cancer party.
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You know, this reminds me that I’m old enough to remember when some people were saying that Joe Biden was so out of it somebody had to be running the government for him
December 20, 2024 at 3:51 AM
You know, this reminds me that I’m old enough to remember when some people were saying that Joe Biden was so out of it somebody had to be running the government for him
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Death of Expertise HOF entry
One for the “Why are you making this about race?” hall of fame.
Paul McCartney: I wrote this song about the civil rights struggle of the 60s
Some random guy: are you sure about that? I don’t think you understand the context of the song you wrote.
Some random guy: are you sure about that? I don’t think you understand the context of the song you wrote.
April 5, 2024 at 4:42 AM
Death of Expertise HOF entry
I just flew in from “you know where”…
January 2, 2024 at 5:55 PM
I just flew in from “you know where”…