Steve Bordewick
@stevebordewick.bsky.social
Because GUITARS. Blurbs are my own. Sarcasm, science, and stuff. Pet guy.
...hmm, you can't find it in the dictionary, eh? Dead Sea Scrolls, maybe?
June 9, 2025 at 4:00 PM
...hmm, you can't find it in the dictionary, eh? Dead Sea Scrolls, maybe?
...it's about an hour or so drive into LA from where I live.
The traffic monitoring function on my GPS will help me avoid the burned down parts until those are opened back up later.
The traffic monitoring function on my GPS will help me avoid the burned down parts until those are opened back up later.
June 9, 2025 at 3:54 PM
...it's about an hour or so drive into LA from where I live.
The traffic monitoring function on my GPS will help me avoid the burned down parts until those are opened back up later.
The traffic monitoring function on my GPS will help me avoid the burned down parts until those are opened back up later.
...huh, who would have guessed that the multiple-count convicted felon who stands to make a few billion from a hokey meme coin doesn't understand (or much less care) about American exceptionalism?
If only Harvard student visa holders bought gobs of whatever it is Trump's grift machine sells.
If only Harvard student visa holders bought gobs of whatever it is Trump's grift machine sells.
a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk with a drawing of a cat and the word kot on it
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is sitting at a desk with a drawing of a cat and the word kot on it
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May 23, 2025 at 6:39 AM
...huh, who would have guessed that the multiple-count convicted felon who stands to make a few billion from a hokey meme coin doesn't understand (or much less care) about American exceptionalism?
If only Harvard student visa holders bought gobs of whatever it is Trump's grift machine sells.
If only Harvard student visa holders bought gobs of whatever it is Trump's grift machine sells.
...the age difference is just fine using "Pam Bondi math"
May 1, 2025 at 3:43 AM
...the age difference is just fine using "Pam Bondi math"
...well, at least it isn't "Pam Bondi math" long
May 1, 2025 at 3:42 AM
...well, at least it isn't "Pam Bondi math" long
...now that we have "Pam Bondi math" we can make factories over the weekend, and they'll be building stuff by Monday morning
May 1, 2025 at 3:40 AM
...now that we have "Pam Bondi math" we can make factories over the weekend, and they'll be building stuff by Monday morning
Listening to the call, Elon says the protesters are all "paid" —and they are also the people who previously benefited from the fraud and waste that DOGE is "eliminating."
So, he cleared that all up...
So, he cleared that all up...
April 22, 2025 at 9:57 PM
Listening to the call, Elon says the protesters are all "paid" —and they are also the people who previously benefited from the fraud and waste that DOGE is "eliminating."
So, he cleared that all up...
So, he cleared that all up...
That was the weirdest "inside story/ but-of-course-Trump-is-like-God" article I've ever read.
April 21, 2025 at 12:43 AM
That was the weirdest "inside story/ but-of-course-Trump-is-like-God" article I've ever read.
…if there were an equivalent of the thumbs up emoji for dogs, that is what you would see in place of these words
April 14, 2025 at 9:08 AM
…if there were an equivalent of the thumbs up emoji for dogs, that is what you would see in place of these words
…words
a man in an apron is walking down a street
ALT: a man in an apron is walking down a street
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April 14, 2025 at 9:04 AM
…words
Chainsaw for bureaucracy math is even harder…
April 14, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Chainsaw for bureaucracy math is even harder…
…be prepared to hear the word “somehow” used prolifically by anyone asked to explain activities around Trump’s tariff policy.
“Somehow” - (snarky me) a lot of people don’t know that word, but it’s a great one…a little old fashioned, it rates right up there…blah, blah, blah
“Somehow” - (snarky me) a lot of people don’t know that word, but it’s a great one…a little old fashioned, it rates right up there…blah, blah, blah
April 9, 2025 at 5:52 PM
…be prepared to hear the word “somehow” used prolifically by anyone asked to explain activities around Trump’s tariff policy.
“Somehow” - (snarky me) a lot of people don’t know that word, but it’s a great one…a little old fashioned, it rates right up there…blah, blah, blah
“Somehow” - (snarky me) a lot of people don’t know that word, but it’s a great one…a little old fashioned, it rates right up there…blah, blah, blah
He must realize by now that Navarro's horrible tariff math was D- quality (at best). (Does Trump know about Ron Vara yet?)
Trump had his big face out front with all his clownish tariff bravado and swagger. The word "laughingstock" can't be as fun for him as "groceries" or "reciprocal."
Trump had his big face out front with all his clownish tariff bravado and swagger. The word "laughingstock" can't be as fun for him as "groceries" or "reciprocal."
a man wearing a t-shirt with the letter t on it is sitting at a table eating breakfast
ALT: a man wearing a t-shirt with the letter t on it is sitting at a table eating breakfast
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April 9, 2025 at 5:50 AM
He must realize by now that Navarro's horrible tariff math was D- quality (at best). (Does Trump know about Ron Vara yet?)
Trump had his big face out front with all his clownish tariff bravado and swagger. The word "laughingstock" can't be as fun for him as "groceries" or "reciprocal."
Trump had his big face out front with all his clownish tariff bravado and swagger. The word "laughingstock" can't be as fun for him as "groceries" or "reciprocal."
…”hey, how about that “Ides of March” deal? Crazy…huh?
April 9, 2025 at 4:43 AM
…”hey, how about that “Ides of March” deal? Crazy…huh?
…unless, “Golden cheeseburger” comes to the rescue
April 9, 2025 at 4:38 AM
…unless, “Golden cheeseburger” comes to the rescue
Gold…it’s what’s for dinner!
April 8, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Gold…it’s what’s for dinner!
…unfortunately CRT displays are no longer a thing.
So when you need to shove something to ignite some explosives into the elevator shaft, allow enough time for DoorDash to deliver some bags of fertilizer and cans of diesel fuel to whatever “under construction” floor you plan to get stuck on
So when you need to shove something to ignite some explosives into the elevator shaft, allow enough time for DoorDash to deliver some bags of fertilizer and cans of diesel fuel to whatever “under construction” floor you plan to get stuck on
April 8, 2025 at 5:40 AM
…unfortunately CRT displays are no longer a thing.
So when you need to shove something to ignite some explosives into the elevator shaft, allow enough time for DoorDash to deliver some bags of fertilizer and cans of diesel fuel to whatever “under construction” floor you plan to get stuck on
So when you need to shove something to ignite some explosives into the elevator shaft, allow enough time for DoorDash to deliver some bags of fertilizer and cans of diesel fuel to whatever “under construction” floor you plan to get stuck on
Hi Tim.
More. We want more. Day and night would work (weekends and holidays too).
I'm willing to OD on this.
More. We want more. Day and night would work (weekends and holidays too).
I'm willing to OD on this.
April 6, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Hi Tim.
More. We want more. Day and night would work (weekends and holidays too).
I'm willing to OD on this.
More. We want more. Day and night would work (weekends and holidays too).
I'm willing to OD on this.
Very cool. Thanks for sharing, Molly!
April 6, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Very cool. Thanks for sharing, Molly!
Trump 2.0 DOJ Train Wreck:
Imagine a Post-Watergate DOJ (1970s onward), insulated from the WH, as reclusive, avowed silent monks.
Enter the three stooges, fresh from doing eye pokes or head bashes, stumbling in, and staying for the next 4 years - bossing the monks around.
Picture painted...!
Imagine a Post-Watergate DOJ (1970s onward), insulated from the WH, as reclusive, avowed silent monks.
Enter the three stooges, fresh from doing eye pokes or head bashes, stumbling in, and staying for the next 4 years - bossing the monks around.
Picture painted...!
three men in suits and ties are standing in a living room and pointing at something .
ALT: three men in suits and ties are standing in a living room and pointing at something .
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April 5, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Trump 2.0 DOJ Train Wreck:
Imagine a Post-Watergate DOJ (1970s onward), insulated from the WH, as reclusive, avowed silent monks.
Enter the three stooges, fresh from doing eye pokes or head bashes, stumbling in, and staying for the next 4 years - bossing the monks around.
Picture painted...!
Imagine a Post-Watergate DOJ (1970s onward), insulated from the WH, as reclusive, avowed silent monks.
Enter the three stooges, fresh from doing eye pokes or head bashes, stumbling in, and staying for the next 4 years - bossing the monks around.
Picture painted...!
...he will grant tariff exemptions upon receipt of big $$ into his crypto scam.
It will be thinly veiled of course, but this is the play. And he knows that his clown car cabinet (including DOJ & FBI) won't lift a finger to stop him.
It will be thinly veiled of course, but this is the play. And he knows that his clown car cabinet (including DOJ & FBI) won't lift a finger to stop him.
April 4, 2025 at 12:35 AM
...he will grant tariff exemptions upon receipt of big $$ into his crypto scam.
It will be thinly veiled of course, but this is the play. And he knows that his clown car cabinet (including DOJ & FBI) won't lift a finger to stop him.
It will be thinly veiled of course, but this is the play. And he knows that his clown car cabinet (including DOJ & FBI) won't lift a finger to stop him.