Maybe he shouldn’t have…

So, this app is still a thing?

This app has a distinct theater kid stink

I didn’t know they had beef

Reskeet with your favorite meme you’ve ever made

WITH A POCKET FULL OF SHELLS

CRAWLINGGGG IN MY SKINNNN

In this episode, your hosts discuss core strength, social media events, Bojangles and brand movies. https://linktr.ee/jortscenter

I’m starting to think that I’m not gonna get famous on here

Talking To Your Manager Heads

Not sure what to post so here’s a pic of my new firepit

My mom once asked my sister to open the 30 pack in the fridge because her friends were coming over and she got to beer 22 before she realized my mom didn’t mean to literally open the beers

The Taco Bell drive thru at 1 am will have a $200k Mercedes S65 waiting right behind a '96 Cavalier that's never had the oil changed followed by a moped ridden by three people. All craving the same thing: to Live Más. Truly the last great melting pot of class in this country.

I look like my favorite flavor is water

@wapplehouse.bsky.social told me retweets are called “skeets” on this app and he wouldn’t lie to me. Please skeet me.

My wife once added me as an emergency contact for something over the phone and said “Steven with a v” instead of ph and the guy listed me on the account as “Vteven”