Steve Brewer
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I am a writer and former marketing guy who never attended Oxford. It could explain why I'm not crazy about their commas.
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Steve Brewer
@steve-brewer.bsky.social
· Oct 15
As any economist worth his or her salt would tell you, the distance between boob and belt tells you a lot about a country's economic health.
In preparation for the Winter Olympics and his dance with dementia, our favorite orange oligarch just completed a triple Lutz.
December 15, 2025 at 3:08 PM
In preparation for the Winter Olympics and his dance with dementia, our favorite orange oligarch just completed a triple Lutz.
If what she said were true, the Orange One wouldn't be able to sit down because of people kissing his...
White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt said Thursday that the president wears bandages on the back of his hand because he's “literally constantly shaking hands.”
Jake Tapper Rejects White House Reason For Trump's Bruises: 'There Is Something Going On'
White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt said Thursday that the president wears bandages on the back of his hand because he's “literally constantly shaking hands.”
www.huffpost.com
December 13, 2025 at 10:09 PM
If what she said were true, the Orange One wouldn't be able to sit down because of people kissing his...
An absolutely ridiculous headline.
I don't want to pick a fight, but the guy has been over ripe for at least a couple of decades.
I don't want to pick a fight, but the guy has been over ripe for at least a couple of decades.
December 8, 2025 at 10:10 PM
An absolutely ridiculous headline.
I don't want to pick a fight, but the guy has been over ripe for at least a couple of decades.
I don't want to pick a fight, but the guy has been over ripe for at least a couple of decades.
When I was a kid, we were forced to watch a film featuring Sony & Cher talking about the risks of taking drugs and at some point later in life having a bad trip/flashback.
Just saying.
Just saying.
We have become a profoundly ridiculous country. This makes the Nero-era look sane and normal.
December 5, 2025 at 10:20 PM
When I was a kid, we were forced to watch a film featuring Sony & Cher talking about the risks of taking drugs and at some point later in life having a bad trip/flashback.
Just saying.
Just saying.
Little known fact: To underscore the honor, FIFA is changing the game and adding an orange card. It's for people who unexpectedly fall asleep during a match.
Has FIFA let all those people out of the dungeon after they made casts of their grasping hands or are they still down there
December 5, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Little known fact: To underscore the honor, FIFA is changing the game and adding an orange card. It's for people who unexpectedly fall asleep during a match.
She is more into Foundation than Isaac Asimov.
December 3, 2025 at 9:55 PM
She is more into Foundation than Isaac Asimov.
I'm willing to put a reasonable amount of money on the assumption that those lines in his forehead are not from contemplating the great ethical questions of the modern era.
Gaetz, wearing a jacket embroidered with “Representative Matt Gaetz,” joined a ragtag cast of MAGA influencers and conspiracy theorists.
Matt Gaetz Cosplays as Reporter in Bonkers Pentagon Briefing
The former congressman was among the MAGA newcomers lobbing softball questions at the Trump administration.
trib.al
December 3, 2025 at 2:40 PM
I'm willing to put a reasonable amount of money on the assumption that those lines in his forehead are not from contemplating the great ethical questions of the modern era.
The only funeral he'll attend is Sara Lee's and that's because he heard there would be baked goods.
November 30, 2025 at 3:35 AM
The only funeral he'll attend is Sara Lee's and that's because he heard there would be baked goods.
"45 47" looks like it is referencing heart beats per minute.
November 30, 2025 at 3:16 AM
"45 47" looks like it is referencing heart beats per minute.
Let's just face it. The guy can't think on his cankles.
November 29, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Let's just face it. The guy can't think on his cankles.
What better way to embrace the spirit of the holidays than the prelude to yet another war?
Quick clarification: Not "spirit" in the way it and Whiskey Pete tend to appear in the same sentence.
Quick clarification: Not "spirit" in the way it and Whiskey Pete tend to appear in the same sentence.
The deranged madman now threatens to blow up commercial airliners flying in and out of Venezuela.
November 29, 2025 at 2:49 PM
What better way to embrace the spirit of the holidays than the prelude to yet another war?
Quick clarification: Not "spirit" in the way it and Whiskey Pete tend to appear in the same sentence.
Quick clarification: Not "spirit" in the way it and Whiskey Pete tend to appear in the same sentence.
Saint Nigel of Clacton has also never let a beer touch his lips.
Nigel Farage responds to racism claims saying he never ‘tried to hurt anybody’
Nigel Farage responds to racism claims saying he never ‘tried to hurt anybody’
Reform leader denies engaging in racist or antisemitic behaviour ‘with intent’ at school, but says he can’t remember everything from 49 years ago
Nigel Farage has broken his silence nearly a week after he was accused by about 20 people of racism and antisemitism as a teenager, by saying he “never directly, really tried to go and hurt anybody”.
His remarks came after the publication of a detailed investigation by the Guardian in which many of his school contemporaries claimed to be victims of, or witnesses to, repeated incidents of deeply offensive behaviour. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
November 24, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Saint Nigel of Clacton has also never let a beer touch his lips.
Evidently, all you need is a suit from Men's Warehouse.
November 23, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Evidently, all you need is a suit from Men's Warehouse.
He meant to say "frights."
“Incredible job in terms of human rights”
Was it the murdering of a journalist with a bone saw or the murdering of a journalist with a bone saw?
Was it the murdering of a journalist with a bone saw or the murdering of a journalist with a bone saw?
November 18, 2025 at 11:38 PM
He meant to say "frights."
Hang on gang. This is just the first step in a long journey. When they do get released, they'll be so redacted that they'll make the Dead Sea Scrolls look like a word-for-word copy of Stephen King's "The Stand."
Senate unanimously approves bill to force release of Epstein files
Senate sends bill to release Epstein files to Trump
Trump said Monday he would sign the bill, but the files still may not be released any time soon.
www.axios.com
November 18, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Hang on gang. This is just the first step in a long journey. When they do get released, they'll be so redacted that they'll make the Dead Sea Scrolls look like a word-for-word copy of Stephen King's "The Stand."
When he is gone, don't forget the cost of:
- Prying all that Home Depot crap off the walls
- Repainting the White House dining room to hide ketchup stains
- That serious deep cleaning of the WH residence
- Restoring the bathroom in the Lincoln Bedroom
- Prying all that Home Depot crap off the walls
- Repainting the White House dining room to hide ketchup stains
- That serious deep cleaning of the WH residence
- Restoring the bathroom in the Lincoln Bedroom
OPINION by @zeeshanaleem.bsky.social:
“Trump’s efforts to change the nation’s foreign policy ethos never required a potentially multibillion-dollar name change.”
READ MORE:
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“Trump’s efforts to change the nation’s foreign policy ethos never required a potentially multibillion-dollar name change.”
READ MORE:
www.msnbc.com/top-stories/...
Trump's 'Department of War' rebrand could be outrageously expensive
This isn't the "efficiency" we were promised.
www.msnbc.com
November 14, 2025 at 1:20 PM
When he is gone, don't forget the cost of:
- Prying all that Home Depot crap off the walls
- Repainting the White House dining room to hide ketchup stains
- That serious deep cleaning of the WH residence
- Restoring the bathroom in the Lincoln Bedroom
- Prying all that Home Depot crap off the walls
- Repainting the White House dining room to hide ketchup stains
- That serious deep cleaning of the WH residence
- Restoring the bathroom in the Lincoln Bedroom
Once again, Dems leaned on aged negotiators who needed naps.
They don't get that negotiations take time. It's a simple formula. Take the hours waiting at home for Comcast to show up. Multiply that by any 2-digit prime number. Next, square that by the last time you had a colonoscopy.
They don't get that negotiations take time. It's a simple formula. Take the hours waiting at home for Comcast to show up. Multiply that by any 2-digit prime number. Next, square that by the last time you had a colonoscopy.
Whoa -- Sen. Durbin went to up Leader Thune during the vote last night to tell him that on the shutdown vote and ACA promise that "8 of us are sticking our neck out that you're going to keep your word. I hope you will. He said 'I assure you I will,'" Durbin says just now
November 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Once again, Dems leaned on aged negotiators who needed naps.
They don't get that negotiations take time. It's a simple formula. Take the hours waiting at home for Comcast to show up. Multiply that by any 2-digit prime number. Next, square that by the last time you had a colonoscopy.
They don't get that negotiations take time. It's a simple formula. Take the hours waiting at home for Comcast to show up. Multiply that by any 2-digit prime number. Next, square that by the last time you had a colonoscopy.
Republicans were hammered on Nov. 4.
The GOP is hemorrhaging public support. They are on the wrong side of EVERY SINGLE ISSUE, from ACA to SNAP.
So, of course, Chucky decides it is time to cave. The "promise" of an ACA vote a month from now?
Are you serious? Sweet Jesus on a cracker!
The GOP is hemorrhaging public support. They are on the wrong side of EVERY SINGLE ISSUE, from ACA to SNAP.
So, of course, Chucky decides it is time to cave. The "promise" of an ACA vote a month from now?
Are you serious? Sweet Jesus on a cracker!
November 9, 2025 at 8:58 PM
Republicans were hammered on Nov. 4.
The GOP is hemorrhaging public support. They are on the wrong side of EVERY SINGLE ISSUE, from ACA to SNAP.
So, of course, Chucky decides it is time to cave. The "promise" of an ACA vote a month from now?
Are you serious? Sweet Jesus on a cracker!
The GOP is hemorrhaging public support. They are on the wrong side of EVERY SINGLE ISSUE, from ACA to SNAP.
So, of course, Chucky decides it is time to cave. The "promise" of an ACA vote a month from now?
Are you serious? Sweet Jesus on a cracker!
Just a hunch, but I think he'll wheat the charges.
November 5, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Just a hunch, but I think he'll wheat the charges.
So, are you saying he has been Sean the door at NASA?
November 4, 2025 at 10:55 PM
So, are you saying he has been Sean the door at NASA?
I am reasonably sure that Many Fold played shortstop for the Colorado Rockies a couple of years back.
November 4, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I am reasonably sure that Many Fold played shortstop for the Colorado Rockies a couple of years back.
Setting aside the rumors of Trump is working on a toothbrush mustache and showcasing his expertise in stupidity, this remains profoundly Judeophobic.
He never fails to disappoint .
He never fails to disappoint .
November 4, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Setting aside the rumors of Trump is working on a toothbrush mustache and showcasing his expertise in stupidity, this remains profoundly Judeophobic.
He never fails to disappoint .
He never fails to disappoint .
Rep. Roger Williams, a 2nd generation car dealer, blames the "left" for everything.
I yearn for the day he finds his way from blaming others to collaborating on solutions.
No pressure God, but while you are at it, it also wouldn't hurt if we had a decent football team.
I yearn for the day he finds his way from blaming others to collaborating on solutions.
No pressure God, but while you are at it, it also wouldn't hurt if we had a decent football team.
October 31, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Rep. Roger Williams, a 2nd generation car dealer, blames the "left" for everything.
I yearn for the day he finds his way from blaming others to collaborating on solutions.
No pressure God, but while you are at it, it also wouldn't hurt if we had a decent football team.
I yearn for the day he finds his way from blaming others to collaborating on solutions.
No pressure God, but while you are at it, it also wouldn't hurt if we had a decent football team.
To my evangelical friends: Remind me again—where in the Bible does it say that starving the poor is a swell idea?
The Trump administration will no longer fund SNAP as of this Saturday.
Your voice is strangely quiet.
The Trump administration will no longer fund SNAP as of this Saturday.
Your voice is strangely quiet.
October 28, 2025 at 2:02 PM
To my evangelical friends: Remind me again—where in the Bible does it say that starving the poor is a swell idea?
The Trump administration will no longer fund SNAP as of this Saturday.
Your voice is strangely quiet.
The Trump administration will no longer fund SNAP as of this Saturday.
Your voice is strangely quiet.