What the actual hell have quality street done to the purple sweets? This is unacceptable: Christmas is ruined.

Fucking right

They are playing chess. Trump brought dice.

When we had billionaires like Gates that funded charity we were relaxed about them. But some of us warned you: it's still just one man's whim. He could defund the work instantly. Musk proves the point. The way to ensure billionaires' money isn't used for ill is through taxation

Trump has declared he will wage war on Sweden and Norway unless he is awarded the Nobel Peace Prize by Thursday - “let me make it clear, the Nobels will have blood on their hands if I don’t have a peace prize and I’m not afraid to kill children and short old men to get the prize for best peace”

Never trust someone who doesn't have a bookcase in their home.

Reddit deaddit?
What a damn shame. Where will all the useless mods and biased admins go now? Who will ban accounts that disagree with frothing nutjobs?

Anybody else starting to think Wes Streeting might not be very clever?

The gains made by the Lib Dems in the elections barely merit a mention in the Reform dominated news.
The progress is real, significant and, unlike Reform, the party takes local government seriously.

Is anybody else rather pleased that reform have won a load of council seats? I mean, they’re going to be utterly useless but they really have to be seen for the crappy failures they are for their appeal to properly collapse.

Literally every weather app says it’s been twatting down with apocalyptic snow since teatime: we haven’t seen a sodding single flake.

There are only three good Christmas movies:
Die Hard
Gremlins
Muppets Christmas Carol

Well, as Twitter has descended into a swamp of fetid turds, I have migrated here