The real secret to the "Mediterranean diet" is eating equal qualities of pasta and antipasto so that they annihilate one another

disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack.

phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no

Pero no he comido desde la 1 pm y me estoy muriendo

Segovia quedó como mi actual ciudad favorita de España (después de Salamanca que es casita y no cuenta)

so many "we've hacked your computer & we're gonna send your contacts a video compilation of you jerking off" phishing emails

1) i'm so touched you'd take the time to put that together, i know how hard it can be to edit a supercut.

2) ask my contacts for the ransom, they'd be the real victims here.

“It’s important not to have this place be an echo chamber” is something that sounds correct but falls apart when you realize it actually means pretending arguments done in bad faith are genuine. It’s the “I’m just asking questions” of social media

Pensaba que el problema de no usar tanto la otra red social era por todo lo del algoritmo, y a ver si, pero también es porque ahora soy vieja y ocupada

Me every time a new person is announced on that man’s team.