jugs judy
stephperry.bsky.social
jugs judy
@stephperry.bsky.social
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I’m like the NRA if R was for “Real Mayonnaise”
just having my every 8 weeks sinus infection and counting down the days until i see an ENT for the first time in my life
November 17, 2025 at 2:54 AM
listen i didn’t consult with a psychic to learn if i had passed the bar exam, but the wait is excruciating and i’ve venmo’d $50 to an etsy tarot card reader over a situationship so i have no leg to stand on
November 12, 2025 at 12:13 AM
it must feel soo good for a popcorn to get popped
November 11, 2025 at 2:41 AM
idk how to explain it but spelling bee bee has star power
November 6, 2025 at 5:21 PM
gonna try to make “maple leaf corridor” (the amtrak from toronto to nyc through all the small upstate cities) a thing like “acela corridor”
November 2, 2025 at 1:42 PM
the way the legal profession uses the word cabin as a verb will never feel right to me
October 16, 2025 at 3:10 AM
I’m generally against “medical aid in dying” laws, but the idea of NY enacting such law at the same time that Medicaid, rural hospitals and nursing homes are at risk makes my stomach turn.
October 16, 2025 at 1:36 AM
by age 35, you should have a group chat where you can send a link to an adoptable cat website at any hour of the day or night, no questions asked
October 15, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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Yesssss
October 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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This has been one of the biggest things the Trump admin has changed my mind about. I used to be indifferent to billionaires, but I no longer find that an option.
October 10, 2025 at 1:24 PM
if the supreme court makes it illegal to ban conversion therapy, maybe i’ll try to convert to gay??
October 7, 2025 at 2:07 PM
going to buffalo wild wings when i live in buffalo ny😈
October 5, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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Gonna have to teach everyone from scratch that the president isn't your boss, he's your employee
September 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
i’d prefer free and fair elections, but if that’s not possible i’d settle for picking the president through dancing with the stars
September 24, 2025 at 1:37 AM
my early fall sinus/post nasal drip meltdown at least gave me the funniest new word
September 20, 2025 at 4:54 PM
listening to tropic morning news which was my 3L distress song 🆘
September 17, 2025 at 2:04 AM
i hope the MVPs kiss
September 8, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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i'm at the civil war

i'm at the great depression

i'm at the combination civil war great depression
September 2, 2025 at 10:32 PM
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Pritzker: "When did we become a country where it's ok for the US president to insist on national television that a state should call him to beg for anything? Especially something we don't want. Have we truly lost all sense of sanity in this nation that we treat this as normal?"
September 2, 2025 at 8:11 PM
YOU KNOW what's fucked up - i'm reading the barn (www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/679066...) about the emmett till murder. a big theme of the book is how conservative, racist, illegal force drove black americans into northern cities, esp. chicago, and now the same fucking thing is happening again!
The Barn by Wright Thompson: 9780593299845 | PenguinRandomHouse.com: Books
The instant New York Times bestseller • Named the #1 Nonfiction Book of the Year by TIME, A Best Book of the Year by The Washington Post, Slate, Vanity Fair, Buzzfeed, Smithsonian, BookPage, KCUR,...
www.penguinrandomhouse.com
September 2, 2025 at 8:30 PM
my actual cell phone antenna is broken (and on order bc it's such a stupid repair) can someone please call my congressman!!!!!!! and just scream?
September 2, 2025 at 8:27 PM
as a historian/not lawyer, today is the day that broke me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
September 2, 2025 at 8:25 PM
i can’t stop thinking about when they reopened the bars and made drinks free on the poop cruise
July 2, 2025 at 4:55 PM
use the amazon lockers! forward your UPS packages to the UPS store! get a container for parcels if you get that many!
These days, 1 out of every 180 package deliveries gets stolen, according to Capital One. And it’s getting worse. More than 1 in 3 consumers has had a package stolen in 2023, up from 1 in 7 people in 2022.
buffalonews.com/news/local/a...
Amazon is fast. Increasingly, porch pirates are faster
To prevent porch piracy, have packages delivered to secure locations, install security cameras or utilize delivery lockers.
buffalonews.com
July 2, 2025 at 1:05 PM
yeah usually someone looking for like a million square feet of office space just cruises around looking for numbers to call. broke ass city.
June 27, 2025 at 1:34 AM