jugs judy
stephperry.bsky.social
jugs judy
@stephperry.bsky.social
self-censored bureaucrat
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I’m like the NRA if R was for “Real Mayonnaise”
i was just going to cancel the next appointment and never go back but a friend told me some of what happened could be dangerous with the wrong person sooooo
November 17, 2025 at 3:03 AM
it’s very funny to me that this appt is jan 6, let’s storm my sinuses
November 17, 2025 at 2:55 AM
just having my every 8 weeks sinus infection and counting down the days until i see an ENT for the first time in my life
November 17, 2025 at 2:54 AM
linkedin has puzzles!
November 13, 2025 at 1:59 PM
listen i didn’t consult with a psychic to learn if i had passed the bar exam, but the wait is excruciating and i’ve venmo’d $50 to an etsy tarot card reader over a situationship so i have no leg to stand on
November 12, 2025 at 12:13 AM
it must feel soo good for a popcorn to get popped
November 11, 2025 at 2:41 AM
idk how to explain it but spelling bee bee has star power
November 6, 2025 at 5:21 PM
gonna try to make “maple leaf corridor” (the amtrak from toronto to nyc through all the small upstate cities) a thing like “acela corridor”
November 2, 2025 at 1:42 PM
the way the legal profession uses the word cabin as a verb will never feel right to me
October 16, 2025 at 3:10 AM
This is an anomaly in my pro-bodily autonomy stance. I know. The forces that make life hard for people with disabilities are so strong.
October 16, 2025 at 1:41 AM
I can understand how there’s a personal empowerment and pro-disability angle to “death with dignity,” but there’s never been a stronger upswing trend against people with disabilities during my lifetime. Makes me really, really sad.
October 16, 2025 at 1:39 AM
I’m generally against “medical aid in dying” laws, but the idea of NY enacting such law at the same time that Medicaid, rural hospitals and nursing homes are at risk makes my stomach turn.
October 16, 2025 at 1:36 AM
my bad boys came right off the street, no middleman. they are both sweeties, but one of them had a peeing problem, which was a temporary nightmare. i still end up lookin! maybe someone in my cat chat needs another??
October 15, 2025 at 1:04 PM
just woke up, why yes i am browsing tabby cats
October 15, 2025 at 12:00 PM
by age 35, you should have a group chat where you can send a link to an adoptable cat website at any hour of the day or night, no questions asked
October 15, 2025 at 11:59 AM
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Yesssss
October 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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This has been one of the biggest things the Trump admin has changed my mind about. I used to be indifferent to billionaires, but I no longer find that an option.
October 10, 2025 at 1:24 PM
if the supreme court makes it illegal to ban conversion therapy, maybe i’ll try to convert to gay??
October 7, 2025 at 2:07 PM
i go like once a year! the cauliflower wings with asian zing sauce are elite! the apps slap. i’ve never had wings there, don’t need to!
October 6, 2025 at 12:03 AM
going to buffalo wild wings when i live in buffalo ny😈
October 5, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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Gonna have to teach everyone from scratch that the president isn't your boss, he's your employee
September 26, 2025 at 10:32 PM
i’d prefer free and fair elections, but if that’s not possible i’d settle for picking the president through dancing with the stars
September 24, 2025 at 1:37 AM
yeah i’m hoping to see a specialist soon to help with my chronic rhinorrhea
September 20, 2025 at 4:59 PM
ok well i have nonstop rhinorrhea and it’s ruining my life
September 20, 2025 at 4:57 PM
my early fall sinus/post nasal drip meltdown at least gave me the funniest new word
September 20, 2025 at 4:54 PM