A Southern Yankee in King Arthur's Jorts
@stephenkeef.bsky.social
Skateboarding, dad, Knicks/Liberty fan, born in NY but stuck in TN. I love cats.
American Canto? Not with that attitude! Mama Mia!
November 14, 2025 at 7:23 PM
American Canto? Not with that attitude! Mama Mia!
So, are we thinking that Clinton is the first president to get his prostate milked by a future president?
November 14, 2025 at 6:58 PM
So, are we thinking that Clinton is the first president to get his prostate milked by a future president?
Mason Silva with hair is like when Jennifer Grey got a nose job.
November 14, 2025 at 6:10 PM
Mason Silva with hair is like when Jennifer Grey got a nose job.
The thing about Trump sucking Clinton's hog is that Monica Lewinsky deserves better than to be linked to either of those weirdos.
November 14, 2025 at 5:10 PM
The thing about Trump sucking Clinton's hog is that Monica Lewinsky deserves better than to be linked to either of those weirdos.
Hey guys! Do you like basketball? Do you like sneakers? WELL STRAP THE FUCK IN BECAUSE YOU'RE GONNA LOVE- www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/russ-...
November 14, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Hey guys! Do you like basketball? Do you like sneakers? WELL STRAP THE FUCK IN BECAUSE YOU'RE GONNA LOVE- www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/russ-...
I never feel further from the light of god than when I completely whiff the flick on a kickflip.
November 14, 2025 at 4:13 PM
I never feel further from the light of god than when I completely whiff the flick on a kickflip.
AP photo of J.D. Vance counseling Trump in the Oval Office-
November 14, 2025 at 1:25 PM
AP photo of J.D. Vance counseling Trump in the Oval Office-
This is like Austyn Gillette skating for Globe.
My thoughts on the Stephen Curry x Under Armour breakup…
The story of a generational talent undone by a brand that never understood sneaker culture.
outsidepods.substack.com/p/the-bigges...
The story of a generational talent undone by a brand that never understood sneaker culture.
outsidepods.substack.com/p/the-bigges...
The Biggest Failure In a Century of Sneakers
The story of a generational talent undone by a brand that never understood sneaker culture.
outsidepods.substack.com
November 14, 2025 at 12:12 PM
This is like Austyn Gillette skating for Globe.
How the hell did the Big Dumper not win MVP?!
November 14, 2025 at 12:57 AM
How the hell did the Big Dumper not win MVP?!
Old clip Thursday asks the question "you ever do a trick you really had no business trying, let alone rolling away from?"
November 13, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Old clip Thursday asks the question "you ever do a trick you really had no business trying, let alone rolling away from?"
At least Willy Staley isn't here. He'd be talking about how the idea of Trump being a pedo is completely foreign to him or some dumb shit and then 3 days later we'd get a Truth Social post where an AI Trump is dancing with scantily clad teen girls with a "AMERICA IS HOT AGAIN" message.
November 13, 2025 at 4:33 PM
At least Willy Staley isn't here. He'd be talking about how the idea of Trump being a pedo is completely foreign to him or some dumb shit and then 3 days later we'd get a Truth Social post where an AI Trump is dancing with scantily clad teen girls with a "AMERICA IS HOT AGAIN" message.
Brunson likely out for a while. Probably at least a month. Silver lining is that I guess I can't shoot myself in the head because I don't own a firearm.
November 13, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Brunson likely out for a while. Probably at least a month. Silver lining is that I guess I can't shoot myself in the head because I don't own a firearm.
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Knicks look not great against physicality here. BUT, long season. I am not going to live and die by it.
November 13, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Knicks look not great against physicality here. BUT, long season. I am not going to live and die by it.
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Like, look at what the Eugene Emeralds did. www.milb.com/news/emerald...
Emeralds Announce “Exploding Whale” Alternate Identity
The Eugene Emeralds have announced their Exploding Whale alternate identity. Starting in April, the Emeralds will become the Exploding Whales for four different games (April 22, May 6, May 26, and Aug...
www.milb.com
November 12, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Like, look at what the Eugene Emeralds did. www.milb.com/news/emerald...
Inspired by a post from @russbengtson.bsky.social- who do we think is president right now in the timeline where Lars takes Cliff's spot on the bus?
November 12, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Inspired by a post from @russbengtson.bsky.social- who do we think is president right now in the timeline where Lars takes Cliff's spot on the bus?
It's great to see people that I don't see super often and have them literally not recognize me and tell me "OMG you lost so much weight!" Like, was I a giant, lumbering wildebeest or something? I guess so.
November 12, 2025 at 12:13 AM
It's great to see people that I don't see super often and have them literally not recognize me and tell me "OMG you lost so much weight!" Like, was I a giant, lumbering wildebeest or something? I guess so.
I’m well aware that I post the same two trick combo on my IG stories. I’m 50 years old. It’s more for me than anything else. So, maybe suggestions on “other” stuff to try isn’t really super helpful. I’m just trying to maintain what I’ve got.
November 11, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I’m well aware that I post the same two trick combo on my IG stories. I’m 50 years old. It’s more for me than anything else. So, maybe suggestions on “other” stuff to try isn’t really super helpful. I’m just trying to maintain what I’ve got.
Any of my homies have a line on some Adidas skateboarding stickers? A fella here that I skate with is a huge Three Stripes head and is dying for some stickers.
November 11, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Any of my homies have a line on some Adidas skateboarding stickers? A fella here that I skate with is a huge Three Stripes head and is dying for some stickers.
On this Veteran’s Day let us remember that George Washington started the French and Indian War which led to British taxation on the colonies to recover cost which begat the Revolutionary War. Dude played the long game.
November 11, 2025 at 1:54 PM
On this Veteran’s Day let us remember that George Washington started the French and Indian War which led to British taxation on the colonies to recover cost which begat the Revolutionary War. Dude played the long game.
Ah man, Dorjee (the Siamese boy) just attacked Hound (my beloved giant boi) unprovoked. It wasn't a playful attack, either. Like, he really went after him. Everything is out of balance here.
November 11, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Ah man, Dorjee (the Siamese boy) just attacked Hound (my beloved giant boi) unprovoked. It wasn't a playful attack, either. Like, he really went after him. Everything is out of balance here.
Quel looks so good on a board. Dude deserved that last part in Untitled 007.
November 11, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Quel looks so good on a board. Dude deserved that last part in Untitled 007.
Orlando and Portland building something here.
With all the bricks.
With all the bricks.
November 11, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Orlando and Portland building something here.
With all the bricks.
With all the bricks.
HUF Box Truck- could have used a little more Dick Rizzo imo.
November 10, 2025 at 8:12 PM
HUF Box Truck- could have used a little more Dick Rizzo imo.
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