A Southern Yankee in King Arthur's Jorts
@stephenkeef.bsky.social
Skateboarding, dad, Knicks/Liberty fan, born in NY but stuck in TN. I love cats.
How the hell did the Big Dumper not win MVP?!
November 14, 2025 at 12:57 AM
How the hell did the Big Dumper not win MVP?!
Old clip Thursday asks the question "you ever do a trick you really had no business trying, let alone rolling away from?"
November 13, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Old clip Thursday asks the question "you ever do a trick you really had no business trying, let alone rolling away from?"
At least Willy Staley isn't here. He'd be talking about how the idea of Trump being a pedo is completely foreign to him or some dumb shit and then 3 days later we'd get a Truth Social post where an AI Trump is dancing with scantily clad teen girls with a "AMERICA IS HOT AGAIN" message.
November 13, 2025 at 4:33 PM
At least Willy Staley isn't here. He'd be talking about how the idea of Trump being a pedo is completely foreign to him or some dumb shit and then 3 days later we'd get a Truth Social post where an AI Trump is dancing with scantily clad teen girls with a "AMERICA IS HOT AGAIN" message.
Brunson likely out for a while. Probably at least a month. Silver lining is that I guess I can't shoot myself in the head because I don't own a firearm.
November 13, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Brunson likely out for a while. Probably at least a month. Silver lining is that I guess I can't shoot myself in the head because I don't own a firearm.
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As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
November 13, 2025 at 11:33 AM
As of this morning, Starbucks workers across the country are officially ON STRIKE. And we're prepared for this to become the biggest and longest ULP strike in Starbucks history.
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Say #NoContractNoCoffee with us: DON'T BUY STARBUCKS for the duration of our open-ended ULP strike! $SBUX
Knicks look not great against physicality here. BUT, long season. I am not going to live and die by it.
November 13, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Knicks look not great against physicality here. BUT, long season. I am not going to live and die by it.
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Like, look at what the Eugene Emeralds did. www.milb.com/news/emerald...
Emeralds Announce “Exploding Whale” Alternate Identity
The Eugene Emeralds have announced their Exploding Whale alternate identity. Starting in April, the Emeralds will become the Exploding Whales for four different games (April 22, May 6, May 26, and Aug...
www.milb.com
November 12, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Like, look at what the Eugene Emeralds did. www.milb.com/news/emerald...
Inspired by a post from @russbengtson.bsky.social- who do we think is president right now in the timeline where Lars takes Cliff's spot on the bus?
November 12, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Inspired by a post from @russbengtson.bsky.social- who do we think is president right now in the timeline where Lars takes Cliff's spot on the bus?
It's great to see people that I don't see super often and have them literally not recognize me and tell me "OMG you lost so much weight!" Like, was I a giant, lumbering wildebeest or something? I guess so.
November 12, 2025 at 12:13 AM
It's great to see people that I don't see super often and have them literally not recognize me and tell me "OMG you lost so much weight!" Like, was I a giant, lumbering wildebeest or something? I guess so.
I’m well aware that I post the same two trick combo on my IG stories. I’m 50 years old. It’s more for me than anything else. So, maybe suggestions on “other” stuff to try isn’t really super helpful. I’m just trying to maintain what I’ve got.
November 11, 2025 at 11:58 PM
I’m well aware that I post the same two trick combo on my IG stories. I’m 50 years old. It’s more for me than anything else. So, maybe suggestions on “other” stuff to try isn’t really super helpful. I’m just trying to maintain what I’ve got.
Any of my homies have a line on some Adidas skateboarding stickers? A fella here that I skate with is a huge Three Stripes head and is dying for some stickers.
November 11, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Any of my homies have a line on some Adidas skateboarding stickers? A fella here that I skate with is a huge Three Stripes head and is dying for some stickers.
On this Veteran’s Day let us remember that George Washington started the French and Indian War which led to British taxation on the colonies to recover cost which begat the Revolutionary War. Dude played the long game.
November 11, 2025 at 1:54 PM
On this Veteran’s Day let us remember that George Washington started the French and Indian War which led to British taxation on the colonies to recover cost which begat the Revolutionary War. Dude played the long game.
Ah man, Dorjee (the Siamese boy) just attacked Hound (my beloved giant boi) unprovoked. It wasn't a playful attack, either. Like, he really went after him. Everything is out of balance here.
November 11, 2025 at 12:04 PM
Ah man, Dorjee (the Siamese boy) just attacked Hound (my beloved giant boi) unprovoked. It wasn't a playful attack, either. Like, he really went after him. Everything is out of balance here.
Quel looks so good on a board. Dude deserved that last part in Untitled 007.
November 11, 2025 at 12:01 PM
Quel looks so good on a board. Dude deserved that last part in Untitled 007.
Orlando and Portland building something here.
With all the bricks.
With all the bricks.
November 11, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Orlando and Portland building something here.
With all the bricks.
With all the bricks.
HUF Box Truck- could have used a little more Dick Rizzo imo.
November 10, 2025 at 8:12 PM
HUF Box Truck- could have used a little more Dick Rizzo imo.
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Woke up to 28 degrees here in the Appalachian valley this morning. Must be some residual cold from the Gales of November.
November 10, 2025 at 11:57 AM
Woke up to 28 degrees here in the Appalachian valley this morning. Must be some residual cold from the Gales of November.
Chris Pratt doing Sam's Club commercials now. lol fuck that guy.
November 9, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Chris Pratt doing Sam's Club commercials now. lol fuck that guy.
My wife is watching the entire 1994 "The Stand" made for TV movie/series. I think part of the reason that people get nostalgic for things is because our standards were so much lower back then. This sucks ass and it is a literal who's who of acting.
November 9, 2025 at 12:22 PM
My wife is watching the entire 1994 "The Stand" made for TV movie/series. I think part of the reason that people get nostalgic for things is because our standards were so much lower back then. This sucks ass and it is a literal who's who of acting.
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More like Giddey down, m I rite? Guys?
November 9, 2025 at 11:53 AM
More like Giddey down, m I rite? Guys?
Do any of the good homies know if the WKND 8.125 WB shape has a rounded nose or is it more like the 8.25 WB shape?
November 9, 2025 at 1:23 AM
Do any of the good homies know if the WKND 8.125 WB shape has a rounded nose or is it more like the 8.25 WB shape?
Sixers making a big deal out of the "return" of the black jerseys from 2001. Iverson made that stuff work, but let's be serious, that logo was not good.
November 9, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Sixers making a big deal out of the "return" of the black jerseys from 2001. Iverson made that stuff work, but let's be serious, that logo was not good.
Explaining to my kid that there are myriad components to skating- balance, timing, speed, and pants.
November 8, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Explaining to my kid that there are myriad components to skating- balance, timing, speed, and pants.