No one will ever be able to convince me that there is anything better on the face of this Earth than dogs

And yes, before you ask, I am well aware of everything else that exists

#caturday #fosterfail We tried to let her go, but we had to go back and get her. Welcome home tiny Kiki! I think she needs a Cosmere name. Thoughts?

I sincerely don’t know why people aren’t physically stopping those dorks. Move shit. Lock doors. Lose the keys. Everyone switch seats. Turn off all the lights. Switch the signs on the elevator lobby. Make the settings all silly. Use a different language. Wear costumes. Fill rooms with balloons

We could have had Kamala Harris. Instead, we have the most immature, petulant, stupid, needy, incompetent dipshit to ever enter American politics.

What a tragically stupid country we are.

Some coping mechanisms I can recommend:

- Scrolling through art feeds, looking at whales flying through pastel skies etc (e.g. @aplante.com)
- Find girl scouts, buy cookies
- Screaming. Screaming. Screaming into the basement. Blood curdling screams. Your neighbor isn't home, it's ok
- Pet a cat

At least foster cats still exist as a mood booster. Go get one. Or two. Or four. 😉

I’ll never get over that all of this was avoidable and our kids could’ve had a better future had voters just made the obviously rational choice in November. It’s water under the bridge now. But what the fuck, people.

As always, Bernie gets it right.