Oh dammit, the magical bookstore with the really good book I was reading was a dream
November 23, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Oh dammit, the magical bookstore with the really good book I was reading was a dream
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In case anyone is wondering if Watson was really THAT bad, @lpachter.bsky.social compiled a list of quotes that are absolutely not for the faint of heart.
liorpachter.wordpress.com/2018/05/18/j...
liorpachter.wordpress.com/2018/05/18/j...
November 7, 2025 at 10:18 PM
In case anyone is wondering if Watson was really THAT bad, @lpachter.bsky.social compiled a list of quotes that are absolutely not for the faint of heart.
liorpachter.wordpress.com/2018/05/18/j...
liorpachter.wordpress.com/2018/05/18/j...
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They literally ruin everything they touch
October 31, 2025 at 3:44 AM
They literally ruin everything they touch
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I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
September 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
just played a game I hated when I played it before, just to make sure I still hate it. good news! I'm consistent!
July 29, 2025 at 4:15 AM
just played a game I hated when I played it before, just to make sure I still hate it. good news! I'm consistent!
My coworker just said, "so, you have a master's degree, right?" as she watched me hot-glue darts to a paper dartboard. Devastating
July 25, 2025 at 7:35 PM
My coworker just said, "so, you have a master's degree, right?" as she watched me hot-glue darts to a paper dartboard. Devastating
My toxic trait is that I really truly believe owning a different vacuum cleaner could fix me
July 18, 2025 at 4:18 AM
My toxic trait is that I really truly believe owning a different vacuum cleaner could fix me
Just realized that a book I'd been waiting for came out (a couple months ago), had a flurry of emotions (it's out! I'm late! I missed it?), bought it on ebook (hurray!), and then remembered that this was a physical copy series and that now I'm going to have to buy a second physical copy to match.
June 27, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Just realized that a book I'd been waiting for came out (a couple months ago), had a flurry of emotions (it's out! I'm late! I missed it?), bought it on ebook (hurray!), and then remembered that this was a physical copy series and that now I'm going to have to buy a second physical copy to match.
I'm not cut out for waking before 7 in the morning. Somebody send help. At what point is it acceptable to go to sleep?
June 23, 2025 at 11:04 PM
I'm not cut out for waking before 7 in the morning. Somebody send help. At what point is it acceptable to go to sleep?
If you get to jury duty early you get the comfier chairs 😤
June 23, 2025 at 12:37 PM
If you get to jury duty early you get the comfier chairs 😤
Talked about Ecco the Dolphin in my therapy appointment. My brand is so strong
June 19, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Talked about Ecco the Dolphin in my therapy appointment. My brand is so strong
.....oh, there is a very large spider on the wall by my bed
June 13, 2025 at 5:18 AM
.....oh, there is a very large spider on the wall by my bed
I was VERY RESTRAINED and RESPONSIBLE at the textile art center sale and I think I deserve a reward, perhaps in the form of more fiber arts supplies 😈
June 7, 2025 at 5:00 PM
I was VERY RESTRAINED and RESPONSIBLE at the textile art center sale and I think I deserve a reward, perhaps in the form of more fiber arts supplies 😈
Today at work I discovered that I have a really tough time saying editable
June 6, 2025 at 4:22 AM
Today at work I discovered that I have a really tough time saying editable
The most reliable way to get me to accidentally stay up late is to remind me of a deeply-felt yet incredibly trivial argument from long ago. I chose this hill in my youth and I WILL be dying here, thank you very much
May 23, 2025 at 5:13 AM
The most reliable way to get me to accidentally stay up late is to remind me of a deeply-felt yet incredibly trivial argument from long ago. I chose this hill in my youth and I WILL be dying here, thank you very much
I have to remember to bring a physical book next Thursday to see if THAT stops this very talkative coworker from talking to me on our overlapping break. I WOULD LIKE TO READ MY EBOOK
May 22, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I have to remember to bring a physical book next Thursday to see if THAT stops this very talkative coworker from talking to me on our overlapping break. I WOULD LIKE TO READ MY EBOOK
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Scientist admits sky is indeed blue
www.newscientist.com/article/2481...
www.newscientist.com/article/2481...
Colossal scientist now admits they haven’t really made dire wolves
Despite a huge media fanfare in which Colossal Biosciences claimed to have resurrected the extinct dire wolf, the company's chief scientist now concedes that the animals are merely modified grey wolve...
www.newscientist.com
May 22, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Scientist admits sky is indeed blue
www.newscientist.com/article/2481...
www.newscientist.com/article/2481...
I took what I am choosing to call a completely planned three-hour pre-sleep nap. Surely this will have no impact on me tomorrow.
May 20, 2025 at 6:02 AM
I took what I am choosing to call a completely planned three-hour pre-sleep nap. Surely this will have no impact on me tomorrow.
I'm going to banish my parents from my home if they don't stop putting my measuring cups in the wrong place
May 17, 2025 at 11:35 PM
I'm going to banish my parents from my home if they don't stop putting my measuring cups in the wrong place
I've discovered a serious problem in my weaving, so we're just going to.... set that down and not look at it until tomorrow
May 11, 2025 at 3:43 AM
I've discovered a serious problem in my weaving, so we're just going to.... set that down and not look at it until tomorrow
I never feel more impossibly ancient than when my phone updates and changes things. I am IMMEDIATELY a crotchety old lady asking if it was REALLY necessary to move my buttons around
May 6, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I never feel more impossibly ancient than when my phone updates and changes things. I am IMMEDIATELY a crotchety old lady asking if it was REALLY necessary to move my buttons around
Tomorrow someone at work is going to ask me how I spent my birthday night and I'm going to answer that I spent it entering song lyrics from three different versions of Hadestown the musical into a table so I could compare the lyrical changes
May 1, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Tomorrow someone at work is going to ask me how I spent my birthday night and I'm going to answer that I spent it entering song lyrics from three different versions of Hadestown the musical into a table so I could compare the lyrical changes
At an appt rn and there was an unattended ladder going up to a roof access point on my way in, and I want to climb it SO BAD
April 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
At an appt rn and there was an unattended ladder going up to a roof access point on my way in, and I want to climb it SO BAD
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Merge the events! MERGE THE EVENTS! MERGE! THE! EVENTS!
The Papal conclave is expected to start between the 6th and 12th of May. Eurovision is between the 13th and 17th of May. Social media is about to get very confusing.
April 21, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Merge the events! MERGE THE EVENTS! MERGE! THE! EVENTS!