Sarah B
@stellabethb.bsky.social
Mom, wife, lawyer. I like books and cats and I've never met a craft I didn't want to obsess over before abandoning.
It's June 5th and I'm sitting at my desk here with a heated blanket because WTF Michigan. It was in the 80s yesterday but I am so over these temperature swings.
June 5, 2025 at 1:07 PM
It's June 5th and I'm sitting at my desk here with a heated blanket because WTF Michigan. It was in the 80s yesterday but I am so over these temperature swings.
Michigan weather is all fun and games until you're freezing your ass off at your kid's track meet in late May.
May 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Michigan weather is all fun and games until you're freezing your ass off at your kid's track meet in late May.
What the hell is a labubu?
May 7, 2025 at 3:50 PM
What the hell is a labubu?
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I don't know how to make you believe this, but literally every living person has a right to due process.
April 23, 2025 at 8:46 PM
I don't know how to make you believe this, but literally every living person has a right to due process.
If you're a Democrat member of Congress and you're not doing your part to roadblock everything possible right now you'd better not be in my email asking me for money.
February 8, 2025 at 12:22 AM
If you're a Democrat member of Congress and you're not doing your part to roadblock everything possible right now you'd better not be in my email asking me for money.
I'm sorry but introducing articles of impeachment now just feels performative. Time would be better spent being obstructionist AF - you know, act like the GOP would if Biden had let a billionaire buddy and his teen squad tamper with everything.
February 5, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I'm sorry but introducing articles of impeachment now just feels performative. Time would be better spent being obstructionist AF - you know, act like the GOP would if Biden had let a billionaire buddy and his teen squad tamper with everything.
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The fact they thought that a bunch of lawyers they are trying to fire aren't going to comb through the terms of the severance agreement like the most nitpicky bastards you've ever seen tells me everything I need to know about DOGE.
It wild to me that DOGE would actually send “contracts” with shoddy and suspect legal language to federal career attorneys that even non-lawyers would recognize as bullshit.
February 4, 2025 at 11:23 PM
The fact they thought that a bunch of lawyers they are trying to fire aren't going to comb through the terms of the severance agreement like the most nitpicky bastards you've ever seen tells me everything I need to know about DOGE.
I've read "this is a five alarm fire" so many times in the past 2 days that I'm totally numb to it so please for the love of God find a new phrase.
February 4, 2025 at 11:17 PM
I've read "this is a five alarm fire" so many times in the past 2 days that I'm totally numb to it so please for the love of God find a new phrase.
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Are the next 4 years really going to be logging on everyday to sentences like "a 19 year old doge intern called Big Balls has your social security number" because I'm already at capacity for this sort of thing
February 3, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Are the next 4 years really going to be logging on everyday to sentences like "a 19 year old doge intern called Big Balls has your social security number" because I'm already at capacity for this sort of thing
This might be the craziest thing I've ever heard. Do people believe this? And how many condoms does it take to make $50M worth??
Trump: We identified and stopped $50 million being sent to Gaza to buy condoms for Hamas. And you know what's happened to them? They've used them as a method of making bombs.
January 29, 2025 at 7:50 PM
This might be the craziest thing I've ever heard. Do people believe this? And how many condoms does it take to make $50M worth??
I'm NEVER letting myself feel imposter syndrome ever again after this week. Whew.
January 25, 2025 at 4:00 PM
I'm NEVER letting myself feel imposter syndrome ever again after this week. Whew.
I just asked my husband to explain cryptocurrency to me and it is, in fact, exactly as stupid and imaginary as I suspected.
January 23, 2025 at 6:54 PM
I just asked my husband to explain cryptocurrency to me and it is, in fact, exactly as stupid and imaginary as I suspected.
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Trump Claims He Can Overrule Constitution With Executive Order Because Of Little-Known ‘No One Will Stop Me’ Loophole
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January 22, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Trump Claims He Can Overrule Constitution With Executive Order Because Of Little-Known ‘No One Will Stop Me’ Loophole
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Am I the only person who thought the guards in Squid Game were red? We're rewatching season 1 before getting into season 2 and both my husband and son (and the title of a piece of music from the show) have informed me they are definitely pink.
January 22, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Am I the only person who thought the guards in Squid Game were red? We're rewatching season 1 before getting into season 2 and both my husband and son (and the title of a piece of music from the show) have informed me they are definitely pink.
Gotta say, I'm feeling pretty bleak today.
January 22, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Gotta say, I'm feeling pretty bleak today.
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So many women who had to be twice as good as men to get where they are about to be replaced by men that aren’t even half as qualified.
January 21, 2025 at 8:56 PM
So many women who had to be twice as good as men to get where they are about to be replaced by men that aren’t even half as qualified.
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Trump just literally eliminated an Executive Order to reduce the price of prescription drugs. They are ripping you off, personally. They never gave a shit about the price of anything.
January 21, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Trump just literally eliminated an Executive Order to reduce the price of prescription drugs. They are ripping you off, personally. They never gave a shit about the price of anything.
I can't wait to see how changing the name of a large body of water impacts the price of eggs.
January 21, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I can't wait to see how changing the name of a large body of water impacts the price of eggs.
Get the fuck off my TV I'M WATCHING THE GAME
January 21, 2025 at 2:18 AM
Get the fuck off my TV I'M WATCHING THE GAME
I opened up TikTok for funsies and the first video to hit my feed was from the Charlie Kirk show. Methinks something's fucky with the algorithm.
January 19, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I opened up TikTok for funsies and the first video to hit my feed was from the Charlie Kirk show. Methinks something's fucky with the algorithm.
It was all a stunt.
January 19, 2025 at 6:56 PM
It was all a stunt.
I moved to Michigan just a few years before the Lions had their no-win season. Now I've been here long enough to see one of the players from that year coach them to the playoffs two years in a row. It was a great run, and here's hoping next year is even better 💙🤍🦁
January 19, 2025 at 6:50 PM
I moved to Michigan just a few years before the Lions had their no-win season. Now I've been here long enough to see one of the players from that year coach them to the playoffs two years in a row. It was a great run, and here's hoping next year is even better 💙🤍🦁
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Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?
January 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?
At the ripe age of 44 I've decided to try for the 764th time to become a runner, because sitting at my desk all day won't get me to my goal to become an eccentric 100 year-old who dresses fabulously and has zero tolerance for BS.
January 8, 2025 at 7:24 PM
At the ripe age of 44 I've decided to try for the 764th time to become a runner, because sitting at my desk all day won't get me to my goal to become an eccentric 100 year-old who dresses fabulously and has zero tolerance for BS.