Stephanie Sparer
@stefispice.bsky.social
A pile of meat with bangs. | Your reigning Pandemic Queen 2020-2023.
Go go gadget Klonopin
June 24, 2025 at 7:38 PM
Go go gadget Klonopin
We are going to have a Christmas like the fucking March sisters this year. Hope everyone enjoys their $85 oranges.
May 5, 2025 at 5:00 AM
We are going to have a Christmas like the fucking March sisters this year. Hope everyone enjoys their $85 oranges.
The moment I take off my pajamas to get dressed, I’m kind of bummed I’m not still wearing pajamas.
May 3, 2025 at 7:47 PM
The moment I take off my pajamas to get dressed, I’m kind of bummed I’m not still wearing pajamas.
When I die, my husband is going to find my hair in random places for years.
May 1, 2025 at 10:03 PM
When I die, my husband is going to find my hair in random places for years.
Going on America’s Got Talent to show them how well I can fake smoke.
April 27, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Going on America’s Got Talent to show them how well I can fake smoke.
Should I wake my husband to ask him what he would say to me if I ever won star baker on the great British baking show? He’d probably be fine with me waking him for that. Personally it doesn’t feel like an insane thing to do.
April 27, 2025 at 8:52 AM
Should I wake my husband to ask him what he would say to me if I ever won star baker on the great British baking show? He’d probably be fine with me waking him for that. Personally it doesn’t feel like an insane thing to do.
It’s conclave season, baby!
April 21, 2025 at 7:51 PM
It’s conclave season, baby!
Have started calling fruit for breakfast White Lotus Style because I’m white and a little sad, too :)
April 19, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Have started calling fruit for breakfast White Lotus Style because I’m white and a little sad, too :)
Really is Springtime for Hitler rn
April 9, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Really is Springtime for Hitler rn
I’ve been waiting my whole life for this. This is what I was built for. It’s my destiny.
April 2, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I’ve been waiting my whole life for this. This is what I was built for. It’s my destiny.
Decided to make cherry preserves on a whim tonight. Will number the jars so my husband is confused.
March 17, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Decided to make cherry preserves on a whim tonight. Will number the jars so my husband is confused.
When you’re just going to Trader Joe’s, but your eye makeup is an extra in Anora.
March 1, 2025 at 8:57 PM
When you’re just going to Trader Joe’s, but your eye makeup is an extra in Anora.
Look, I know there is a lot going on right now, BUT it is very important everyone knows that the waitress where my husband and I ate tonight absolutely hated me. As a chronic people pleaser, understand I am gutted. I will, however, persevere. There’s always next time. Unless I die before then.
February 24, 2025 at 6:43 AM
Look, I know there is a lot going on right now, BUT it is very important everyone knows that the waitress where my husband and I ate tonight absolutely hated me. As a chronic people pleaser, understand I am gutted. I will, however, persevere. There’s always next time. Unless I die before then.
My hair looked so bad today I only had two options: wash it or die. And since that asteroid is no longer hitting Earth EVEN THOUGH IT PROMISED, I washed my hair.
February 20, 2025 at 11:13 PM
My hair looked so bad today I only had two options: wash it or die. And since that asteroid is no longer hitting Earth EVEN THOUGH IT PROMISED, I washed my hair.
Are we having fun yet?
January 31, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Are we having fun yet?
Babe, I bought you the incel candle that smells like BO for Valentine’s Day 🥰
January 24, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Babe, I bought you the incel candle that smells like BO for Valentine’s Day 🥰
I have written about 1000 words today, and I like 563 of them which for me is huge.
January 23, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I have written about 1000 words today, and I like 563 of them which for me is huge.
Of all the movies I loved as a kid, I never thought I’d get stuck in a crossover of Biff Tannen in Back to the Future II, teaming up with Dr. Evil if he also thought he was the Love Guru.
January 23, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Of all the movies I loved as a kid, I never thought I’d get stuck in a crossover of Biff Tannen in Back to the Future II, teaming up with Dr. Evil if he also thought he was the Love Guru.
To think, this was just eight days ago. A Chanukah of Naivety.
Nutz
My wife is currently walking around the kitchen with this potato, asking, “Does this look ok?”
January 22, 2025 at 5:01 AM
To think, this was just eight days ago. A Chanukah of Naivety.
In a haze of depression, I bought yet another ceramic trinket box. The Nazis are going to find such great stuff when they come to my home to murder me.
January 21, 2025 at 7:58 PM
In a haze of depression, I bought yet another ceramic trinket box. The Nazis are going to find such great stuff when they come to my home to murder me.
Hey, anything big happen today?
January 21, 2025 at 6:21 AM
Hey, anything big happen today?
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Guys, it's clearly a Roman salute. Ya know, when the Romans were over run by Nazis and all became Nazis
January 20, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Guys, it's clearly a Roman salute. Ya know, when the Romans were over run by Nazis and all became Nazis
Thinking about becoming an alcoholic for the next four years only.
January 20, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Thinking about becoming an alcoholic for the next four years only.
Nutz
My wife is currently walking around the kitchen with this potato, asking, “Does this look ok?”
January 13, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Nutz
One second. My best friend is texting me.
November 29, 2024 at 8:04 PM
One second. My best friend is texting me.