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Stephanie Sparer
@stefispice.bsky.social
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A pile of meat with bangs. | Your reigning Pandemic Queen 2020-2023.
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I’ve been waiting my whole life for this. This is what I was built for. It’s my destiny.
An announcement about the Kate Spade x Target collab and it’s the worst thing that’s ever happened to me.
April 2, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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I have a similar one with a “bear” ass.
Weird porcelain turtle lady with a teddy bear by her ass.
April 2, 2025 at 7:04 PM
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Decided to make cherry preserves on a whim tonight. Will number the jars so my husband is confused.
I am the Meghan markle now
March 17, 2025 at 5:38 AM
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Babe, I bought you the incel candle that smells like BO for Valentine’s Day 🥰
Candle being lit that says it smells like “good old gamer rage.”
January 24, 2025 at 6:57 PM
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One second. My best friend is texting me.
1/3 of the texts I received this morning for Black Friday deals. Also, Crate & Barrel texted me twice.
November 29, 2024 at 8:04 PM
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No big deal but I bought a “naughty” half turtle half woman trinket box at 2am when I couldn’t sleep last week and she finally arrived.
Half last half turtle trinket box just hanging out Hidden bloomer features of the half turtle half lady trinket box.
August 12, 2023 at 4:08 AM
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OMW to eat a sugar cube for foal dinner
A foal trying to walk
July 23, 2023 at 12:04 AM
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Explaining my life philosophy to @aspaul.bsky.social.
A text chat where I say: someone called herself a “lip oil girlie.” I don’t think that’s a thing. Ally saying, where’s the endpoint? It’s weird. Long skirt girlies. Lip oil girlies. Cottage core babes. Sad core girl. I say, me, dressed like Lydia from beetlejuice: not me, I just wanna die.
July 22, 2023 at 11:31 PM
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This oversized tin replica Frostie Root Beer cap belongs in a museum.
Applebee’s restaurant ad that’s an Indiana Jones movie tie in that says, “your next big adventure starts here.”
July 16, 2023 at 7:16 AM
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Cramming for the best AP history test ever.
CNN story with an absurd photo of Charles Mason and then the caption, “Manson Family Murders Fast Facts”
July 11, 2023 at 9:06 PM
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New! Depression Barbie!
Stephanie is the new depression Barbie. She’s a writer, too! Shows Stephanie the person posting as a Barbie doll who is secretly depressed.
July 11, 2023 at 8:48 PM
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Me trying to forget I ever used Twitter.
Rhoda from The Bad Seed asking “why can’t you wash off blood?”
July 11, 2023 at 3:09 AM
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This headline made me ask, “Are they rebooting 30 Rock?”
Headline that says JJ Abrams is making a “gritty” movie based on Hot Wheels, the toy for children.
July 6, 2023 at 7:06 AM
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Me on BlueSky watching people try to make Threads a thing.
Benjamin Guggenheim calmly watching the Titanic sink and passengers frantically trying not to die.
July 6, 2023 at 12:59 AM
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I personally have never seen anything funnier than 4 lbs of Ragu in a plastic container that claims to be OLD WORLD STYLE just like Nona used to make it. How they have to reiterate, we made this with olive oil! Because it’s so bad you’re just praying they made it with real foods not just plastic.
Ragu old world style in a plastic container that weighs four pounds.
July 5, 2023 at 9:35 PM
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Me showing up for a work thing* in my Rose Dewitt Bukater Halloween costume from 6th grade like it’s normal.

*rewatching Titanic with @aspaul.bsky.social
Me in bliss wearing my Rose from Titanic (sinking dress) costume from when I was 12 which yes I did keep thanks
June 24, 2023 at 4:20 AM
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Hey guys Amazon is selling subs now
Clearly a fridge I labeled Titan II
June 23, 2023 at 7:36 AM
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Last couple hours really been like
Rose telling Jack she will never let him go.
June 22, 2023 at 12:56 AM
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Babe I’m sooo busy
June 21, 2023 at 6:49 AM
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They called her the ship of dreams. And she was. She really was.
Rose Dewitt Bukater seeing the sub for the first time and commenting it doesn’t look bigger than the other sub that brings people to the titanic.
June 20, 2023 at 11:08 PM
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This is my dad’s favorite daughter.
Cute fluffy happy dog tongue out waiting for treat
June 19, 2023 at 4:01 AM
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Happy Father’s Day weekend, BlueSky!
Woman from TikTok saying if you’re craving delicious gluten pastries and breads or pastas then actually what you’re craving is the love of your father. Woman saying if you’re craving delicious gluten pastries and breads or pastas then actually what you’re craving is the love of your father. Woman saying if you’re craving delicious gluten pastries and breads or pastas then actually what you’re craving is the love of your father.
June 17, 2023 at 5:31 AM
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Is this a fucking threat
My phone telling me for like the 90th time it’s going to install an update.
June 16, 2023 at 9:44 AM
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My dog, Millie, truly has no idea who this “Millie” is that we are always going on about. But boy, she sure sounds like a handful.
Millie in first position
June 12, 2023 at 10:10 PM
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Found this photo of my husband and me after siring him to BlueSky.
Brad Pitt and Kirsten Dunst in interview with the vampire
June 9, 2023 at 1:42 AM