Midwestern governor with a one-seat legislative majority: The coward RethugliKKKans may dash themselves on our rocks if they wish, the tide and the seabirds will leave no trace of their remains
New York/California Democrat: I’d like to vote against things I oppose but that’s not realistic

The best NFLPA report card tidbit is someone was blowing up the Atlanta Falcons locker room bathroom so badly that the players felt the need to mention it during the survey