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That young man is a DAAAAAAAAAWWWWGGGG. Whoever picks him is gonna have a weapon.

I once Sat next to Dontari Poe on a flight to KC. He literally filled an entire first class seat, from window to my seat in pure muscle. Built like a human fire hydrant, and about as dense. He had rhino size and speed.

Begging my Bears to sign some IOLs on Bobby Bonilla contracts.

If they could name any one by their flag I'd be surprised. Maybe Canada at best.

Saints owner Gayle Benson actively funded the Catholic Church's legal defense fund against rapist priests. Doesn't get much worse in my book.

Windshield deicer about to come in novelty whalebones.

I like to get transcripts of my Teams meetings summarized by AI. That's what it should be used for, eliminating stupid donkey work, not taking away the creative work humans are good at doing.

To counterpoint this with reality, for a very long time a Canadian sniper team had the longest known kill in Afghanistan until it was recently broken by a Ukrainian sniper. So they don't have much of a military, but the ones they do have are squared away.

We aren't used to good things happening to us at the last second, most of us are also Bears fans.