Miriam
@steamwitchmimo.bsky.social
"why didn't you just ask" "why didn't you tell me" "if you would've just said" I DON'T WANT TO. I want to MATTER. I want to be important enough that someone cares. I shouldn't *have* to ask to matter.
October 6, 2025 at 9:44 PM
"why didn't you just ask" "why didn't you tell me" "if you would've just said" I DON'T WANT TO. I want to MATTER. I want to be important enough that someone cares. I shouldn't *have* to ask to matter.
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the enemy of my enemy is not my friend but watching them smack each other in the nuts is still very funny
June 5, 2025 at 6:25 PM
the enemy of my enemy is not my friend but watching them smack each other in the nuts is still very funny
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You reckon Elmo might have a copy of the Epstein files just lyin' around?
June 5, 2025 at 7:40 PM
You reckon Elmo might have a copy of the Epstein files just lyin' around?
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“I never thought leopards would eat MY face,” sobs man who spent $250M getting the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party elected.
My reaction:
My reaction:
June 5, 2025 at 10:43 PM
“I never thought leopards would eat MY face,” sobs man who spent $250M getting the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party elected.
My reaction:
My reaction:
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Next to Trump and Musk, Shatner and I look like adoring newlyweds.
June 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Next to Trump and Musk, Shatner and I look like adoring newlyweds.
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Sorry to step away from the catfight, but we’ve got a win! A federal judge has temporarily blocked the Trump administration’s attempt to dismantle AmeriCorps halting the termination of grants and its volunteer network!
June 5, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Sorry to step away from the catfight, but we’ve got a win! A federal judge has temporarily blocked the Trump administration’s attempt to dismantle AmeriCorps halting the termination of grants and its volunteer network!
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WAIT A GOTDAMN MINUTE-
May 9, 2025 at 5:53 AM
WAIT A GOTDAMN MINUTE-
Things you can only say to friends of 1 1/2 decades or more:
April 21, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Things you can only say to friends of 1 1/2 decades or more:
I'm bringing back personal ringtones for people texting. Giving every contact their own tone so I know how urgently to respond to the message
April 18, 2025 at 9:11 PM
I'm bringing back personal ringtones for people texting. Giving every contact their own tone so I know how urgently to respond to the message
There's no possible way Shoebill Storks just EXIST like that. THOSE are not real. When people say "birds are robots" they mean those things, specifically. Every single last one of them is an animatronic
April 15, 2025 at 7:34 PM
There's no possible way Shoebill Storks just EXIST like that. THOSE are not real. When people say "birds are robots" they mean those things, specifically. Every single last one of them is an animatronic
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Somebody somewhere
Needs flowers tonight
Needs flowers tonight
March 12, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Somebody somewhere
Needs flowers tonight
Needs flowers tonight
I should probably sleep more before trying to have a decent conversation 🤦🏻♀️
February 15, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I should probably sleep more before trying to have a decent conversation 🤦🏻♀️
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Marbury v Madison is a seminal case from 1803 that holds that the federal courts must determine the constitutionality of the actions of the other two branches of government. Hope that helps, Stephen.
February 9, 2025 at 11:17 PM
Marbury v Madison is a seminal case from 1803 that holds that the federal courts must determine the constitutionality of the actions of the other two branches of government. Hope that helps, Stephen.
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Life is sucky. Pizza would make it better.
$steamwitchmimo
@steamwitchmimo
$steamwitchmimo
@steamwitchmimo
February 5, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Life is sucky. Pizza would make it better.
$steamwitchmimo
@steamwitchmimo
$steamwitchmimo
@steamwitchmimo
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Mentally, this is where I’m at today.
🌎
🌎
January 20, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Mentally, this is where I’m at today.
🌎
🌎
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Squinting daggers at more oligarch BS stunts around TikTok, and the ring kissing from people I used to respect. Taking a break to do mundane improvements to my little bubble today because this all feels too dystopian.
January 19, 2025 at 4:51 PM
Squinting daggers at more oligarch BS stunts around TikTok, and the ring kissing from people I used to respect. Taking a break to do mundane improvements to my little bubble today because this all feels too dystopian.
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Town: Our doctors, nurses, teachers etc. can no longer afford to live in our community, we’re proposing to make it easier to build more housing.
Residents: NO!
—1 year later—
Residents: Why’s my favorite restaurant closing? Why do I wait 5 hours at the hospital?
Town: 😐
Residents: NO!
—1 year later—
Residents: Why’s my favorite restaurant closing? Why do I wait 5 hours at the hospital?
Town: 😐
January 15, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Town: Our doctors, nurses, teachers etc. can no longer afford to live in our community, we’re proposing to make it easier to build more housing.
Residents: NO!
—1 year later—
Residents: Why’s my favorite restaurant closing? Why do I wait 5 hours at the hospital?
Town: 😐
Residents: NO!
—1 year later—
Residents: Why’s my favorite restaurant closing? Why do I wait 5 hours at the hospital?
Town: 😐
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Say if you get an urge and you like our content give us a follow, If you're really bored and getting tired of doom scrolling
retweet and repeat.
Thank you thank you thank you 😇
retweet and repeat.
Thank you thank you thank you 😇
January 12, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Say if you get an urge and you like our content give us a follow, If you're really bored and getting tired of doom scrolling
retweet and repeat.
Thank you thank you thank you 😇
retweet and repeat.
Thank you thank you thank you 😇
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Somebody somewhere
Needs flowers tonight
Needs flowers tonight
January 12, 2025 at 4:01 AM
Somebody somewhere
Needs flowers tonight
Needs flowers tonight