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Daron
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The Michael Jordan of being a son of a b*tch. Everything counts in large amounts.
Having a jump scare every time Al or Kirk mention Matt Burke on TNF
November 21, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Szmyt sounds like a late oughts indie band that removed the vowels from their name
September 21, 2025 at 6:17 PM
10/10 record
August 22, 2025 at 5:47 PM
Going to buy some records tonight before our paper currency becomes worthless and I can trade an OG VG+ Can album for an actual can of food.
June 22, 2025 at 1:43 AM
Nice knowin ya
June 22, 2025 at 12:12 AM
This Superman movie commercial where he’s yelling at Lois Lane reminds me of the guy yelling at his friend about the Wizard of Oz
May 15, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Take me down to Roku City
where the grass is purple
and the women are shadows
Oh won’t you please press Home
May 9, 2025 at 12:17 AM
Do we think the new pope has ever been to Four Treys?
May 8, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Blew it to not be Pope Bob I
May 8, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I have a single, front row ticket to Tallest Man on Earth Wednesday at RCU Theater in Eau Claire. Row A, Seat 203. Asking $50 obo, which is less than what I paid with tax/fees. DM me if interested.
April 14, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Well that’s a first. Thought I had a ticket to Jack White tonight, but it was for last nights show 😣🤦🏻‍♂️😂
April 8, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Bill Self-Immolation
March 21, 2025 at 1:27 AM
The Billy Joel tribute band that opened up for @vampireweekendbr.bsky.social at MSG is playing The Commons Club at my parents retirement community in FL tonight
March 21, 2025 at 12:33 AM
I tried using @espn.com ‘s “Smart Analytics” option for my bracket and it has 16 seed Norfolk State upsetting 1 seed Florida 🥴 🤔
March 17, 2025 at 4:44 PM
If anyone has a line on a Jesse Wells ticket at the Cedar tomorrow that doesn’t involve spending $100 on the resale market, please hit me up.
February 28, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Naz Reid.
February 25, 2025 at 3:39 AM
We need a local band to write a song called “New Prague” complete with the mispronunciation
"New Madrid" by Uncle Tupelo
Album: "Anodyne"
Time: 11:38 pm
February 22, 2025 at 2:18 PM
Trying to imagine if Tim Walz could fire Jacob Frey
i mean "the governor can just remove the mayor" is a weird glitch, the city's charter needs to allow for basic city-council impeachment and removal
February 20, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Deja vu
Crosby Stills & Nash
Neil Young
Everybody Knows This Is nowhere
After the Gold Rush
Name your Top 10 Albums 1965-70 not including: Beatles, Beach Boys, Rolling Stones, Bob Dylan, The Velvet Underground, The Byrds, the Jimi Hendrix Experience and Love.
February 18, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Watched Flow with my kids (8, 10) and it was incredible. Zero dialogue and held their (and my) rapt attention for an hour and a half. Highly recommend. 5 bags
February 17, 2025 at 3:58 AM
Reposted by Daron
you can look at this and say we're divided or you can look at this and say that a majority of americans oppose every one of these things
Americans are deeply divided when it comes to the details of President Trump's sweeping crackdown on immigration, according to a new @npr.org / @ipsosus.bsky.social poll.
www.npr.org/2025/02/14/n...
February 14, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Reposted by Daron
Anyway, I wrote all this already. I'm just still processing that a bunch of replacement-level rats could gnaw through so much of a century of hard-won progress, in just a few weeks. As someone with some residual pride in this country it's mostly just embarrassing. defector.com/billionaire-...
Billionaire Dipshit And His Strike Team Of Greasy Beavises Are Stripping The Wires From The Federal Government | Defector
The most important thing to know about both the chittering Renfields gnawing through the ductwork of the American administrative state and the billionaire sociopath they serve is that they don’t care....
defector.com
February 12, 2025 at 6:15 AM
Put in Wentz
February 10, 2025 at 1:07 AM