Roses are red
Violets are blue
I got the flu
All thanks to you.
Violets are blue
I got the flu
All thanks to you.
a man in a suit and tie is giving a speech in front of an american flag and says kennedy 2024
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November 11, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I got the flu
All thanks to you.
Violets are blue
I got the flu
All thanks to you.
Time to dust off that pasta maker you didn't want and never used.
November 11, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Time to dust off that pasta maker you didn't want and never used.
Received a text at 1:30am from the government. Virginia is assuming the shutdown will end on Nov 13th and 65% of snap benefits would deposited on their cards.
Virginia gave 25% for 1 week
Feds are giving 65% for the month.
That's 90%
What happened to the other10%?
Virginia gave 25% for 1 week
Feds are giving 65% for the month.
That's 90%
What happened to the other10%?
November 11, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Received a text at 1:30am from the government. Virginia is assuming the shutdown will end on Nov 13th and 65% of snap benefits would deposited on their cards.
Virginia gave 25% for 1 week
Feds are giving 65% for the month.
That's 90%
What happened to the other10%?
Virginia gave 25% for 1 week
Feds are giving 65% for the month.
That's 90%
What happened to the other10%?
Fuckin Assholes!
More than 15 Senate Democrats join GOP to advance nationwide ban on hemp products, including CBD gummies,
oh the paul amendment is going down 78-22
November 11, 2025 at 2:12 AM
Fuckin Assholes!
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I don’t know the background of this footage, but what I do know is there was a time not so long ago that footage like this would be national news.
Now footage like this is normal. It’s just another day under the Trump regime.
Now footage like this is normal. It’s just another day under the Trump regime.
November 9, 2025 at 7:46 PM
I don’t know the background of this footage, but what I do know is there was a time not so long ago that footage like this would be national news.
Now footage like this is normal. It’s just another day under the Trump regime.
Now footage like this is normal. It’s just another day under the Trump regime.
Virginians
CIAbby Spanberger has 2M
Tim Kaine has 20M
Mark Warner has 200M
Do you really think these people are gonna help us?
CIAbby Spanberger has 2M
Tim Kaine has 20M
Mark Warner has 200M
Do you really think these people are gonna help us?
November 10, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Virginians
CIAbby Spanberger has 2M
Tim Kaine has 20M
Mark Warner has 200M
Do you really think these people are gonna help us?
CIAbby Spanberger has 2M
Tim Kaine has 20M
Mark Warner has 200M
Do you really think these people are gonna help us?
Anyone know where I can find a copy of Tbone & the Weasel with Christopher Lloyd and Gregory Hines?
November 10, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Anyone know where I can find a copy of Tbone & the Weasel with Christopher Lloyd and Gregory Hines?
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Finally. Someone with an actual PLAN.
I’ve been trying to raise mutual aid for my basic survival, I’m homeless and currently selling my resin art out of my car,
⬇️🥺 in desperate need of community support
I’ve been trying to raise mutual aid for my basic survival, I’m homeless and currently selling my resin art out of my car,
⬇️🥺 in desperate need of community support
Help a homeless black artist start back up my small resin business since my health has gone downhill❤️🩹. Been surviving off my art & SW 😢 #Mutualaid #trans #lgbtq #promosky #Ice #bluesky #trending #blm #artist #art #artsky #resist #smallbusiness #blackowned #blue #follow
ko-fi.com/pinkyyspromi...
ko-fi.com/pinkyyspromi...
November 8, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Finally. Someone with an actual PLAN.
I’ve been trying to raise mutual aid for my basic survival, I’m homeless and currently selling my resin art out of my car,
⬇️🥺 in desperate need of community support
I’ve been trying to raise mutual aid for my basic survival, I’m homeless and currently selling my resin art out of my car,
⬇️🥺 in desperate need of community support
Don't follow me. I'm gassy
a cartoon drawing of a yellow dog with a mustache and sunglasses
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November 8, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Don't follow me. I'm gassy
These people praising Pelosi are sooo delusional. She was the BIGGEST inside trader in government. What? She tore up a paper and did a snide clap. Please!
a bald man with a beard is wearing a suit and tie and looking at the camera .
ALT: a bald man with a beard is wearing a suit and tie and looking at the camera .
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November 7, 2025 at 8:02 PM
These people praising Pelosi are sooo delusional. She was the BIGGEST inside trader in government. What? She tore up a paper and did a snide clap. Please!
My Mad
November 7, 2025 at 5:43 AM
My Mad
Me too!
I’m tired of people admiring my independence TAKE CARE OF ME!!
November 6, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Me too!
My distaste of Debra Messing began in the 90s when some magazine claimed she was the next Lucille Ball. Not even close. Nicole Sullivan should have been the next Lucy.
a woman in a tank top says yes in a tv land ad
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November 6, 2025 at 8:12 PM
My distaste of Debra Messing began in the 90s when some magazine claimed she was the next Lucille Ball. Not even close. Nicole Sullivan should have been the next Lucy.
But she lets her preteen son listen to charlie kirk?
Math ain't mathin' here.
Math ain't mathin' here.
November 4, 2025 at 6:52 PM
But she lets her preteen son listen to charlie kirk?
Math ain't mathin' here.
Math ain't mathin' here.
Come over. Lets Netflix & nap
two men laying on a couch with one holding the other
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November 4, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Come over. Lets Netflix & nap
The world is watching the end of the United States and it's not even gonna make an interesting movie.
November 3, 2025 at 10:48 PM
The world is watching the end of the United States and it's not even gonna make an interesting movie.
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This is an excellent idea!!!
November 3, 2025 at 7:44 PM
This is an excellent idea!!!
If you're ever running late for work. Call them and tell'em you're running late.
When they ask how long you'll be. Be vague. Then stop and get breakfast or a snack or something.
You're already late. Make the most of it.
When they ask how long you'll be. Be vague. Then stop and get breakfast or a snack or something.
You're already late. Make the most of it.
a dog is standing on top of a turtle on the side of a road .
ALT: a dog is standing on top of a turtle on the side of a road .
media.tenor.com
November 3, 2025 at 2:59 AM
If you're ever running late for work. Call them and tell'em you're running late.
When they ask how long you'll be. Be vague. Then stop and get breakfast or a snack or something.
You're already late. Make the most of it.
When they ask how long you'll be. Be vague. Then stop and get breakfast or a snack or something.
You're already late. Make the most of it.
Ghosts UK (best)
Ghosts America
Now
Ghosts Australia
Who's next?
Ghosts America
Now
Ghosts Australia
Who's next?
a woman in an old fashioned dress making a face
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media.tenor.com
November 2, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Ghosts UK (best)
Ghosts America
Now
Ghosts Australia
Who's next?
Ghosts America
Now
Ghosts Australia
Who's next?
The Simpsons are on Fortnite!
homer simpson with his mouth open and his tongue out
ALT: homer simpson with his mouth open and his tongue out
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November 2, 2025 at 4:45 AM
The Simpsons are on Fortnite!
Agatha All Along
a woman in a plaid jacket and tie stands in the woods with her arms outstretched
ALT: a woman in a plaid jacket and tie stands in the woods with her arms outstretched
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October 31, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Agatha All Along
This book is full of spiders.
October 31, 2025 at 10:36 PM
This book is full of spiders.
Antigonish
Yesterday upon the stair
I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish, I wish he'd go away
When I came home last night at three
The man was waiting there for me
But when I looked around the hall
I couldn't see him there at all
Yesterday upon the stair
I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish, I wish he'd go away
When I came home last night at three
The man was waiting there for me
But when I looked around the hall
I couldn't see him there at all
October 31, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Antigonish
Yesterday upon the stair
I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish, I wish he'd go away
When I came home last night at three
The man was waiting there for me
But when I looked around the hall
I couldn't see him there at all
Yesterday upon the stair
I met a man who wasn't there
He wasn't there again today
I wish, I wish he'd go away
When I came home last night at three
The man was waiting there for me
But when I looked around the hall
I couldn't see him there at all
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1-2 Freddys coming for you
3-4 Better lock your door
5-6 Get your crucifix
7-8 Better stay up late
9-10 Freddys coming in
3-4 Better lock your door
5-6 Get your crucifix
7-8 Better stay up late
9-10 Freddys coming in
a man is standing in a dark room in front of a door .
ALT: a man is standing in a dark room in front of a door .
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October 31, 2025 at 7:52 AM
1-2 Freddys coming for you
3-4 Better lock your door
5-6 Get your crucifix
7-8 Better stay up late
9-10 Freddys coming in
3-4 Better lock your door
5-6 Get your crucifix
7-8 Better stay up late
9-10 Freddys coming in