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StaticSpud
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Meat popsicle.
Embrace? Seems to me that he cultivates it.
November 12, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Old but still funny.
Like Mel Brooks
November 12, 2025 at 8:38 AM
There is nothing online I can access like when I 1st plugged in. It's rather sad
November 12, 2025 at 8:31 AM
I'm not a fan of Apple but damned if they don't make some good tv.
November 12, 2025 at 8:28 AM
We don't need to know your masturbation proclivities.

This isn't that kinda platform.
November 12, 2025 at 8:24 AM
What do you think? Autism?
November 12, 2025 at 8:17 AM
"Dead or alive, you're coming with me." Said the studio executive dragging a corpse to stage 3.

Ian is long gone. You've run out of books. Why oh why ruin a creation to squeeze pennys out of a once decent. franchise?
November 12, 2025 at 8:15 AM
They all do. Human bathing is incredible to them. Splash them and they flee but return shortly after.
November 12, 2025 at 8:03 AM
I often pondered becoming a homeowner when I was 10.
November 12, 2025 at 7:55 AM
I just can't listen to politics that early.

Morning is for cartoons anyways.
November 12, 2025 at 7:48 AM
Good for you 🎉 that's hard work.
November 12, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Isn't that what Austin Powers is for?
a man wearing glasses and a blue suit says " yeah baby "
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November 12, 2025 at 7:45 AM
Isn't that from Stephen Colbert?
November 12, 2025 at 7:42 AM
Ok but I still get to call everyone
Dumb Dumb
November 12, 2025 at 7:39 AM
Tour for 1?
Or should I attach a radio flyer to the back?
a cartoon of a dog pulling a wagon with the words off we go
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November 12, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Low budget sci-fi soft core porn
They don't make'm like that anymore.
November 12, 2025 at 7:35 AM
I have my doubts about CIAbby Spanberger
November 12, 2025 at 7:34 AM
If you were to jump timelines your energy would have to be replaced by a significantly similar energy. I would hate to make my other self depressed.

If not you'd just be destroying your other self so you could visit.
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November 12, 2025 at 7:31 AM
Salted caramel 😉
November 12, 2025 at 7:24 AM
Thank you but much like a head it didn't grow back.
November 12, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Can we sue them to take NEWS off their title?
They admitted in court that it's not news.
They made MTV drop music from their title.

Any lawyers in da house?
November 12, 2025 at 7:09 AM
She's entered her Madonna spiritual phase.
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November 12, 2025 at 7:03 AM
I enjoy LSD as well
Happy trippin
November 12, 2025 at 6:56 AM
If you sweat smells like chili change you name to
Reginald Chiliwater
November 12, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Taco salads
Nachos
Burritos 🌯
Chili Dogs 🌭
Chili fries
Chili smoothie...maybe not that one
November 12, 2025 at 6:49 AM