Star Simpson
@starstar.bsky.social
alright it’s official 🛬
October 8, 2025 at 5:15 AM
alright it’s official 🛬
Post someone you’ve been told you look like who you definitely don’t look like.
December 7, 2024 at 10:04 AM
Post someone you’ve been told you look like who you definitely don’t look like.
When my kid was born I was so befuddled about children I had no idea that it was crazy for him to be cruising on furniture at 3 months old
November 21, 2024 at 5:22 PM
When my kid was born I was so befuddled about children I had no idea that it was crazy for him to be cruising on furniture at 3 months old
On-the-spot drawing request from this morning: “mama draw me a cat driving a very fast CAT CAR”
November 20, 2024 at 9:29 PM
On-the-spot drawing request from this morning: “mama draw me a cat driving a very fast CAT CAR”
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #38,006!
October 8, 2024 at 12:47 AM
Bluesky now has over 10 million users, and I was #38,006!
Asked my cousin if he could give any reason at all why each item in the standard cutlery set has a different grammatical gender in German.
He said “you know, I realized I’ve been waiting my entire life for a view of the source code to German to make sense of all this.”
He said “you know, I realized I’ve been waiting my entire life for a view of the source code to German to make sense of all this.”
October 19, 2023 at 1:16 PM
Asked my cousin if he could give any reason at all why each item in the standard cutlery set has a different grammatical gender in German.
He said “you know, I realized I’ve been waiting my entire life for a view of the source code to German to make sense of all this.”
He said “you know, I realized I’ve been waiting my entire life for a view of the source code to German to make sense of all this.”
These bites still badly itch even 3 weeks later.
I am covered in so many splotches that a woman in the changing room at the pool openly stared at me until I felt I had to start talking to her to explain what they were.
I am covered in so many splotches that a woman in the changing room at the pool openly stared at me until I felt I had to start talking to her to explain what they were.
July 13, 2023 at 8:57 PM
These bites still badly itch even 3 weeks later.
I am covered in so many splotches that a woman in the changing room at the pool openly stared at me until I felt I had to start talking to her to explain what they were.
I am covered in so many splotches that a woman in the changing room at the pool openly stared at me until I felt I had to start talking to her to explain what they were.
My 1.5yo son refers to Hallgrímskirkjan (the iconic church in Reykjavík) as “Lift Off”, due to this book:
June 29, 2023 at 10:13 AM
My 1.5yo son refers to Hallgrímskirkjan (the iconic church in Reykjavík) as “Lift Off”, due to this book:
Literally just got a picture from when my childhood bestie Sky and I made a drawing with ALL of the smelly markers
May 16, 2023 at 4:32 AM
Literally just got a picture from when my childhood bestie Sky and I made a drawing with ALL of the smelly markers
Incredible. This is the complete list of countries in the drop-down list on the contact form for this website.
May 13, 2023 at 5:52 AM
Incredible. This is the complete list of countries in the drop-down list on the contact form for this website.
Karl, Carl (St.), blue sky - Bluesky
May 12, 2023 at 4:30 PM
Karl, Carl (St.), blue sky - Bluesky
