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Vic⚡️✨
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Shouting into the void. I think I’m pretty funny.
Since instagram is HIDING my story, here’s 2025’s New Year’s Eve soup I’ve been making since 2022
December 31, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I can’t believe these ads at the gas pumps. Like we’re not already paying to be here….
November 21, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Is this thing on? Hello, Nintendo? It is a CRIME that I can’t name my island “Isla de Biceps”. That is all. Thank you.
November 10, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Nothing like breath control compliments after a drunk Karaoke performance ✨ 🎤 during which my only thoughts were “I love this song!” and “ohmygod there’s no good spots to breathe”
November 2, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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#challengephotoAday
13/09

Un porte

Celle du bonheur
September 13, 2025 at 9:34 AM
I would do anything for an avocado toast right now
August 23, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Pissed it didn’t rain on the “parade” in dc 🤥
June 15, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Once again I am at work, mad I can’t sing
May 19, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Dark sweet cherries my beloved. Save me dark sweet cherries
May 16, 2025 at 12:46 PM
Cursed with cowlickS. PLURAL 😩
April 19, 2025 at 5:16 PM
You’re in their DMs. I’m posting this from inside a Container at The Container Store. We are not the same
April 13, 2025 at 4:22 PM
I know it sounds dumb but the escalator steps at the metro literally twinkle at night
March 28, 2025 at 3:10 AM
If I don’t scratch, the allergy can’t hurt me right?
March 20, 2025 at 3:51 PM
No I Will Not Sign Up For The Free Trial. Stoppp!! Asking!!!
March 17, 2025 at 10:50 AM
Dying to know what the reintegration drinks are in severance
March 13, 2025 at 10:07 PM
Shout out to the kitchen aid can opener for actually working for lefties. This is not an ad, I’m just glad to have stuff in my kitchen that I can USE
March 10, 2025 at 10:51 PM
I know I just got one and it’s not even healed yet but damn I feel like it’s time for a new tattoo
March 4, 2025 at 5:25 PM
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Now that wokeness is dead the Mars corporation is finally free to put lead back into the M&M's coating
February 18, 2025 at 8:50 PM
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they used to distribute bluesky invite codes on CDs along with a 420 hour free trial. not many people know this
February 9, 2025 at 10:30 PM
One 3-hour tattoo later and a “you sat so well” makes me think maybe I CAN get my knees done 😀
February 8, 2025 at 1:31 PM
The year is two-thousand twenty five after the death of Jesus Christ and I am once again deleting that U2 album from my apple library.
February 2, 2025 at 11:23 PM
I never questioned onions having layers. Thanks Shrek (2001)
January 31, 2025 at 12:57 AM