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Apparently, everyone here is also just now finding out about the "big beautiful bill" controversy from pre-Federation history. All thanks to a temporal link to Bsky. What the hell are our historians even doing? Ketracel White?

#BigBeautifulBill #SPO #LLAP #StarfleetShocker #BrassBlower #Trumpet
November 16, 2025 at 6:40 PM
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whalescience.bsky.social
Whales 🥰
November 15, 2025 at 2:18 PM
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starfleetdesign.bsky.social
Loads of great stuff from Joe recently, especially but not exclusively related to Rick Sternbach and TNG (that's just what catches my eye).

I'm guessing there's an auction happening!
Lovely colour marker concept art by Sternbach showing the Enterprise-D rear bridge engineering station. Two phaser concept's I haven't seen before! Ready room bass relief artwork concept. "Order-from- Chaos; the Enterprise is born from Mars."
November 12, 2025 at 1:52 AM
starfleet-command.bsky.social
The newly announced Crichton-class has currently been put on hold after it was discovered that the ship missed one key component... A warp core. Lead Designer is currently undergoing ADHD assessments. Perhaps the class-name was more accurate than thought. ~Cmdr. BF

#LiveLongAndHuh #LLAP #SPO #ADHD
November 10, 2025 at 5:12 AM
starfleet-command.bsky.social
Why did LEGO give the nacelles a circumcision?

#Lego #StarTrek #LegoStarTrek
An image of the upcoming LEGO Enterprise-D model. The nacelle end caps are bizarrely smaller and have a thicker connecting base, giving it the appearance of a circumcised penis.
November 10, 2025 at 4:51 AM
starfleet-command.bsky.social
USS Endeavour reports successful first contact with the Zalthians. Cultural exchange went smoothly until our diplomats mentioned "the cloud." Zalthians now demanding we explain why we "imprison data in the sky." Linguistics team working overtime. ~Lt.Cmdr. BF

#LLAP #SPO #TechSupport #ConvoCrapshoot
October 26, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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punkonbuslives.bsky.social
October 26, 2025 at 9:25 PM
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coachgowron.com
A bully believes that kindness is weakness. A fool believes that bullying is strength. A true warrior knows that a bully is weak, and that compassion and kindness are strengths they could never comprehend.
October 6, 2025 at 11:27 PM
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starfleet-command.bsky.social
Elaborating on this... I need help and I'm desperately sorry to ask. Being screwed over by someone I loved wasn't what I had on my bingo card. I've got a post on Ko-fi that explains more... I'm sorry for asking for help AGAIN...

ko-fi.com/post/Things-...

#MutualAid #GoFundMe #KoFi #FinancialAid
September 22, 2025 at 7:22 PM
starfleet-command.bsky.social
Elaborating on this... I need help and I'm desperately sorry to ask. Being screwed over by someone I loved wasn't what I had on my bingo card. I've got a post on Ko-fi that explains more... I'm sorry for asking for help AGAIN...

ko-fi.com/post/Things-...

#MutualAid #GoFundMe #KoFi #FinancialAid
September 22, 2025 at 7:22 PM
starfleet-command.bsky.social
Starfleet reports note that Prefect Durrl of Lemora Prime is restricting subspace assemblies. Victims include dissenters, reformists and one individual identified only as "The Funny Jimmy". Protests are ongoing ~Cmdr. BF

#LLAP #SPO #StarTrek #OneJokeTooFar #FreedomOfSpeech #FreedomOfProtest
September 20, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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frames.earlgreymemes.club
VOY; "Projections"; the EMH, smirking in sickbay with Tom Paris and Harry Kim looking on in the background, with caption: Hmm... Computer, delete Paris.
September 14, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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spacedadsupport.bsky.social
When you come up with a clever retort to a terrible person too late, tell it to a friend. This will help you save it in your mind should another situation to use it arise. Over time you'll accumulate a mighty store of scathing takedowns against those who require it.
14/09/2025 Jean-Luc Picard @SpaceDadSupport Incoming Transmission... When you come up with a clever retort to a terrible person too late, tell it to a friend. This will help you save it in your mind should another situation to use it arise. Over time you'll accumulate a mighty store of scathing takedowns against those who require it.
September 14, 2025 at 7:21 PM
starfleet-command.bsky.social
Greatest moment in all of Star Trek? Or do you have a wrong opinion?

#StarTrek #TNG #InnerLight #StarTrekClips #Picard
September 15, 2025 at 3:15 AM
starfleet-command.bsky.social
Queer minds think (close enough) alike

#StarTrek #GarakAndBashir #DS9 #GayTrek
September 15, 2025 at 3:13 AM
starfleet-command.bsky.social
Crew Reminder: Do not trust Old Earth scientists names. The 'Harlem Shake Field' sounded harmless so a patrol entered unprepared. Unexpected and instant thrashing disabled two sensor arrays and one replicator. Research names first... ~Ens. HG

#LLAP #SPO #StarTrek #PopCulture #DatedReferences
September 15, 2025 at 3:06 AM
starfleet-command.bsky.social
Second verse is same as the first
starfleet-command.bsky.social Starfleet Press Office @starfleet-command.bsky.social · Sep 14
I'm bored, I'm lonely, it's late and the weekend. Know what that means? Time for STAR TREK! But in the form of gaming! Stop by to check out Star Trek: Resurgence if you've got a few minutes to kill and say hi!

www.twitch.tv/ltcmdrstamets

#StarTrek #Gaming #TwitchStream #StarTrekResurgence
LtCmdrStamets - Twitch
A gay memelord, a die hard Trekkie, a Canadian and lover of distractions from life
www.twitch.tv
September 14, 2025 at 8:52 PM
starfleet-command.bsky.social
I'm bored, I'm lonely, it's late and the weekend. Know what that means? Time for STAR TREK! But in the form of gaming! Stop by to check out Star Trek: Resurgence if you've got a few minutes to kill and say hi!

www.twitch.tv/ltcmdrstamets

#StarTrek #Gaming #TwitchStream #StarTrekResurgence
LtCmdrStamets - Twitch
A gay memelord, a die hard Trekkie, a Canadian and lover of distractions from life
www.twitch.tv
September 14, 2025 at 2:20 AM
starfleet-command.bsky.social
Sorry I haven't been super active lately. Turns out that I wasn't quite as wary and as careful as I should have been with who I trusted. Kinda fucked me up a bit the past couple months. Things should be changing a bit now. Love y'all <3
September 14, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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frames.earlgreymemes.club
TNG; "Schisms"; a very 90s guy is in the background with high waisted pleated gray khakis with a black belt, and a baggy blood-red shirt like something Jerry would wear on Seinfeld; Data is in the foreground, leaning in with caption: Commander, you have anticipated by denouement.
September 13, 2025 at 1:28 AM
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trekmovie.bsky.social
Exclusive: ‘Strange New Worlds’ EPs On Why S4 Will Be Better, And Which ‘Star Trek’ Character NOT To Expect##startrek #strangenewworlds #tos
https://bit.ly/snwepsons4s5
Exclusive: ‘Strange New Worlds’ EPs On Why S4 Will Be Better, And Which ‘Star Trek’ Character NOT To Expect
Akiva Goldsman and Henry Alonso Myers also talk about season 5.
bit.ly
September 13, 2025 at 5:36 PM
starfleet-command.bsky.social
The USS Phukbrmn left today on her maiden voyage only to return minutes later for 'repairs'. The cause? The ships dedication plaque had been swapped with a 'Premium Advertising Plaque' that showed the nearest Quark's. Investigation ongoing... pending bribes. ~Capt. SP

#LLAP #SPO #StarTrek #Quark
September 13, 2025 at 3:30 PM
starfleet-command.bsky.social
Here we boldly go...
starfleet-command.bsky.social Starfleet Press Office @starfleet-command.bsky.social · Sep 12
You know, that was fun... And we don't have anything about the USS Resolute in our records... Fascinated to see where these logs go. We'll be live again in 70ish minutes from this post @ 5pm EST // 2pm PST.

#Twitch #SPO #LLAP #StarTrekResurgence #StarTrek #Stream #Gaming
starfleet-command.bsky.social Starfleet Press Office @starfleet-command.bsky.social · Sep 11
Huh... There seems to be a bit of a "Resurgence" in gaming amongst the #SPO crew lately. Why not drop in and check out a Trek story you may not have seen before?

www.twitch.tv/ltcmdrstamets

#Gaming #TwitchStream #LLAP #StarTrekResurgence #Twitch
September 12, 2025 at 8:57 PM
starfleet-command.bsky.social
You know, that was fun... And we don't have anything about the USS Resolute in our records... Fascinated to see where these logs go. We'll be live again in 70ish minutes from this post @ 5pm EST // 2pm PST.

#Twitch #SPO #LLAP #StarTrekResurgence #StarTrek #Stream #Gaming
starfleet-command.bsky.social Starfleet Press Office @starfleet-command.bsky.social · Sep 11
Huh... There seems to be a bit of a "Resurgence" in gaming amongst the #SPO crew lately. Why not drop in and check out a Trek story you may not have seen before?

www.twitch.tv/ltcmdrstamets

#Gaming #TwitchStream #LLAP #StarTrekResurgence #Twitch
LtCmdrStamets - Twitch
New Starship, Who Dis?
www.twitch.tv
September 12, 2025 at 7:49 PM
starfleet-command.bsky.social
Huh... There seems to be a bit of a "Resurgence" in gaming amongst the #SPO crew lately. Why not drop in and check out a Trek story you may not have seen before?

www.twitch.tv/ltcmdrstamets

#Gaming #TwitchStream #LLAP #StarTrekResurgence #Twitch
LtCmdrStamets - Twitch
New Starship, Who Dis?
www.twitch.tv
September 11, 2025 at 11:46 PM