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Why did LEGO give the nacelles a circumcision?

#Lego #StarTrek #LegoStarTrek
An image of the upcoming LEGO Enterprise-D model. The nacelle end caps are bizarrely smaller and have a thicker connecting base, giving it the appearance of a circumcised penis.
November 10, 2025 at 4:51 AM
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Greatest moment in all of Star Trek? Or do you have a wrong opinion?

#StarTrek #TNG #InnerLight #StarTrekClips #Picard
September 15, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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Queer minds think (close enough) alike

#StarTrek #GarakAndBashir #DS9 #GayTrek
September 15, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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I don't believe in fate. But sometimes you just happen to watch the right report when you need to. It's been a rough few days of realizing someone who I cared about didn't care about me. This hits... hard. ~Capt. SP

#LLAP #SPO #Friendship #StarTrekClips #TNG #TrustAndBetrayal #EmotionalConsequences
August 29, 2025 at 4:37 PM
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Self-driving Waymo vehicles have been completely destroyed and set on fire during the L.A Protests. Good. Fuck 'em. First off, these things are barely tested. Second, we at Starfleet have seen what A.I. can do. Just ask Admiral Patar. ~Capt. SP

#SPO #LLAP #LAProtests #StarfleetStandsWithThePeople
June 9, 2025 at 4:16 AM
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You merely adopted the Trek. I was born in it. Molded by it. ~Capt. SP

#StarTrekMemes #StarTrekPicard #SPO
A box set of Star Trek Picard with a anti-theft device on the front. The device covers Picards face, making him look like Bane from the Batman series.
May 15, 2025 at 12:12 PM
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I'm working on a thing. A thing I be working on. Things are being worked on. Worked on are being things. Things are worked being on. On things being worked are.

#StarTrek #AfterEffects #StarTrekMemes
A screenshot of an Adobe After Effects window. Inside of it is a screenshot from Star Trek: The Next Generation. Picard is facing away from screen and Lwaxana Troi, sitting next to a ferengi named DaiMon Tog. She is gazing out with eyes of pure intense lust. Below here are the words 'Oh God I'm so horny' A screenshot of an Adobe After Effects window. Inside of it is a screenshot from Star Trek: The Next Generation. Picard is facing away from screen and Lwaxana Troi, sitting next to a ferengi named DaiMon Tog. She is gazing out with eyes of pure intense lust. DaiMon Tog is gazing out with mild fear. Text below DaiMon tog reads "Oh god I'm so scared"
May 6, 2025 at 1:15 PM
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You're definitely making your case.
January 29, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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Calling all #Trekkies!

Show me one picture from Star Trek that perfectly embodies your aura.

~Capt. SP
Tom Paris, in Starfleet Uniform, looking vaguely disgusted at someone off screen.
January 20, 2025 at 3:32 PM
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Calling all #Trekkies!

Show me one picture from Star Trek that perfectly embodies your aura.

(I'm cheating but barely. ~Capt. SP)
January 15, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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To get your poetry itch and Trek itch scratched at the same time, look no further than @jordanrhirsch.bsky.social. Insightful, inspiring, and a joy to behold. Can't say this book hasn't been passed around the office more than once.

#StarTrek #Poetry #JordanHirsch #WorkOfArt #LLAP #SPO
A book of poetry titled Both Worlds by Jordan Hirsh The back of a book of poetry titled Both Worlds by Jordan Hirsch. It reads: Utopia must be fought for, with the fight taking place both here and in the days, decades and centuries to come. Moving between the microscopic and telescopic, Jordan Hirsch's Both Worlds combines her love of language and Star Trek to glimpse the daily battles as we strive for some place better. The nine poems within refuse to stray from the political, examining both the power of the individual as well as the weight of the corporate. Punchy and forceful, while still tender with the grief and loss inherent to our current dystopia, Hirsch's debut chapbook imagines a universe that can be-one that has space for everyone. Seeing the potential even in pain, Both Worlds calls readers to presence and healthy skepticism of the status quo.
January 14, 2025 at 4:55 PM
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Douglas Adams was a legend. The office loves his work. Equal parts absurdity and genius. If you don’t appreciate a good towel and existential chaos, we can’t help you. ~Capt. SP

#MostlyHarmless #DontPanic #HitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy #LLAP #SPO
A quote from Douglas Adams saying "A learning experience is one of those things that says, 'You know that thing you just did? Don't do that.' A quote from Douglas Adams saying "The idea was fantastically, wildly improbably. But like most fantastically, wildly improbable ideas it was at least as worthy of consideration as a more mundane one to which the facts had been strenuously bent to fit." A quote from Douglas Adams saying "Let's think the unthinkable, let's do the undoable. Let us prepare to grapple with the ineffable itself, and see if we may not eff it after all." A quote from Douglas Adams saying "If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to consider the possibility that we have a small quatic bird of the family Anatidae on our hands."
January 14, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Went through the quantum rift and found a universe where The Good Place seems to be playing out. Garak is Michael, Gul Dukat is Sean... and now we’re all wondering: who the hell is Janet? ~Capt. SP

#QuantumRiftChronicles #TheGoodPlace #NotARobot #NotAGirl #StarTrekMemes #StarTrek #LLAP #SPO
A four-panel meme from Star Trek: Deep Space Nine featuring Cardassians Garak and Gul Dukat. Panel 1: Garak, a Cardassian with ridged gray skin and a sly expression, wearing a green patterned tunic, turns slightly and smirks while saying, 'Ya' basic.' Panel 2: Gul Dukat, another Cardassian with pronounced facial ridges and slicked-back hair, dressed in a dark Cardassian military uniform, looks bewildered and asks, 'Is that a human insult?' Panel 3: Garak, still smirking and maintaining eye contact, confidently replies, 'Indeed and a devastating one.' Panel 4: Garak calmly adds, 'You're devastated right now.'" with a pointed expression, maintaining eye contact.
January 12, 2025 at 4:31 PM
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I can't say these numbers aren't stressing me the hell out.
A screenshot showing billing information. It says the current balance is $277.40, the discount date is January 02, 2025 and the last bill date was December 13th, 2024. A screenshot showing billing information. The account number is blurred but the amount owing shows as $201.74
January 9, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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A meme showing Garak from Star Trek: Deep Space 9 saying "I'm a terrorist" and the profile picture of @Starfleet-Command saying "I can thirst over it"
January 8, 2025 at 2:06 PM
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*Coughs* ~Capt. SP

#StarTrekMemes #DS9Memes #StarTrek #LLAP #SPO
A two panel meme about Star Trek: Deep Space 9. The first panel shows Kira Nerys talking to Benjamin Sisko. She says "I'm a terrorist" to which Sisko beams and replies "Awww, you're sweet!" The second panel shows Michael Eddington saying "I'm a terrorist" to which Sisko looks stern and says "Commander Worf, prepare to launch torpedoes."
January 8, 2025 at 1:00 PM
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Me when someone says Star Trek isn't very good
An image of Garak, an alien man with grey skin, weird tendrils going down the side of his face and spoon in the middle of his forehead, is holding a shot. Text underneath him says "I won't say I hate you but my admiration for you is under control."
January 8, 2025 at 2:48 AM
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Excursions through the Quantum Rift have revealed shocking secrets about our Prime Universe. Turns out, in the “everyone’s a moron” universe, Starfleet captains didn’t bury their scandals very well. ~Capt. SP

#QuantumRiftChronicles #MultiverseMess #LLAP #SPO
Benjamin Sisko, a man wearing a Starfleet uniform that is open and dissheveled, talks to a camera. He says "So... I lied. I cheated. I bribed men to cover up the crimes of other men. I am an accessory to murder.... Computer. Erase that entire personal log." The computer responds "Unable to comply. Station wide broadcasts cannot be deleted", leaving Sisko to point and yell at the camera.
January 5, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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A man in a Starfleet uniform, looking sickly with veins on his head. The subtitles show he's shouting the word Pepperoni
January 4, 2025 at 5:34 AM
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Gatekeeping.

This behavior is frankly shameful from a Star Trek fan. You have no position to clarify what Star Trek is or is not. Attempting to do so paints you as a bad person who wants to project their views so forcefully they impact everyone else. It's gross.

That's what you did. ~Lt. GK
A post of someone named Nael Fox (@sfxprb.bsky.social) posting something 9 days ago. It says This is why I had to walk away from Picard after like 2 episodes. It was so goddamn dismal. If I wanted that I would watch something that's NOT Star Trek. Star Trek is hope. Star Trek is about the best that humanity can be. Star Trek should never be about jack booted thugs."
December 23, 2024 at 5:41 AM
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Seven of Nine, smiling and eating cake with rainbows all around her, and text saying "Could you Seven of Not?"
December 16, 2024 at 11:29 PM
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lol
Garak from DS9 saying "Well, if you've got your mind made up, I won't confuse you with facts." while toasting.
December 16, 2024 at 1:58 PM
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It's still Star Trek and there's nothing you can do about it. Whether you like it or not, It's canon and always will be. You can't change it! Spore drive is real, Picard is an android, Wah, wah, wah. So sad for wittle babies who can't cope. ~Lt. GK

#StarTrek #StarTrekMemes #Gatekeepers #LLAP #SPO
A meme showing a man turning away from his girlfriend to look at someone else. The man is labeled "Me", the girlfriend is labeled "Gatekeepers" and what he's lookingat is a slate of characters from the newer Star Trek shows. Those characters are Michael Burnham, Christopher Pike, Beckett Mariner and Jean-Luc Picard in his Picard Season 1 Uniform.
December 15, 2024 at 1:24 PM
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#DYK: The EMH actually did a small opera about #Gatekeeping fans? Personally I think he has a good point. And just in case the Universal Translator isn't working, let me step in. What he's saying is:

Shut the fuck up.

~Lt. GK

#StarTrek #StarTrekMemes #TrekMemes #Gatekeepers #LLAP #SPO
A man in a tuxedo with white tie stands on an opera stage singing powerfully. What he's singing is: Gatekeeper, Gatekeeper Hates the new fans Says they aren't real Wants them all banned. Gatekeeper, Gatekeeper Stay off the web Let fandom thrive in the land.
December 15, 2024 at 1:20 PM
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According to R&D, it has to do with photons travelling at a certain speed through subspace depending on the color and material of the surface they've bounced off of. Their wakes are able to be 'photographed' and the computer core then renders an image based off of that data. Neat! ~LtCmdr. GG
December 14, 2024 at 11:54 AM