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Standard Owl
@standardowl.bsky.social
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I dunno man, I'm just a bird.
LGBTQ+ safe
He/him
30 and upset about it
Board game nerd
Art enjoyer
Speaking of being an old fuck, how do you put emotes into this thing?
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mariwho.bsky.social
good to know!
A text post by user pisshets: "If you add two pounds of sugar to literally one ton of concrete it will ruin the concrete and make it unable to set properly which is good to know if you wanna resist something being built, French anarchists used this to resist prison construction in the 80s"
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 AM
standardowl.bsky.social
@pluszociem.bsky.social Elo, masz może zdjęcia tych Ciem co je sorzedawałaś na Galaconie?
September 9, 2025 at 8:02 PM
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winemoment.bsky.social
I wish all of my nonbinary friends relief from back pain
Nonbinary flag with the words "BACK PAIN RELIEF"
July 10, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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vtuberloveslug.bsky.social
The most shocking part of this to me is that the UK beat us to the punch.

All that said, the boneheads in the comments that are celebrating this still don't understand is that when the government gets to decide what's porn, queer people will inevitably be classified as such.
mikestabile.bsky.social Mike Stabile @mikestabile.bsky.social · Jul 10
Starting July 25, Bluesky will require users in the UK to scan their face, upload an ID or verify their identity with a bankcard.

I realize that platforms feel they have no choice but to comply with the government surveillance schemes, but shocking nonetheless.
Bluesky is rolling out age verification in the UK
Bluesky users in the UK can verify their age using their face, ID, or payment card.
www.theverge.com
July 10, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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scaly.shop
You know what they say, hydrate or diedrate! There’s no one better to help you stay hydrated than a Hydra!

And they said water breath isn’t useful for anything. Hah!

We have a ton of new merch coming to Anthrocon with us this week, including these lil guys!

Designed by @fleeks.art
July 1, 2025 at 5:08 PM
standardowl.bsky.social
The best way to do chores is to convince yourself that you've got more important things to do than chores. Work's a treat.

The only thing less important is tweeting... Oh shit.
July 5, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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caffeinerabbit.bsky.social
See a fox.
Post a fox.
June 16, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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toonyballoony.bsky.social
I did my best to compile as many protest safety notes as possible into a one page foldout zine! Coincidentally…it seems the file has breached containment…like it’s available for anyone to print or hand out 👀⚖️

toonyart.com/s/PSZine.pdf
The cover spread from a one page zine printout. The left (back cover) features images of a scale and gavel, with notes on First Amendment and filming rights, and the advice to “shut the fuck up.” On the right is the cover, a megaphone with the title text “PROTEST SAFELY.” Behind it are faceless protestors. The subtitle notes, “A brief collection of tips from around the internet.” A spread from one page zine printout. On the left is an illustration of a protestor with the title “What to Wear,” including a helmet, goggles, ear plugs, gloves, a mask, a backpack, and layers/long sleeves/pants. Each have additional notes explaining their use. On the right is “What to Bring,” featuring illustrations of a backpack, money, water bottles, a mask, a granola bar and bag of trail mix, a first aid kit, folded shirt and pants, and an ID, with “DIY Defense” listed underneath it showing one protestor using a luggage case, one holding a trash can lid, and one using an open umbrella as a shield. A spread from one page zine printout. On the left is “Protect Your Identity,” advising to cover up identifying features, avoiding photography of protesters, deactivating biometric phone-unlocking tools, and writing emergency contact and counsel numbers on your arm. On the right is “Be Like Water,” the motto of the 2019 Hong Kong protests, and the text “BEWARE THE BAIT” with images of a palette of bricks and a masked man holding a crowbar toward a protestor with a sign, “Psst, free crowbar?” encouraging the reader not to engage with traps and undercover agents. A spread from one page zine printout featuring the hazards of protest opposition, including tear gas, rubber bullets, and LRAD sound cannons and flash bangs. Caution tape images accompany the text explaining the dangers of each, how to flush out eyes that have been maced/etc, and how to extinguish a gas canister with a traffic cone.
June 12, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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shauntelleb.bsky.social
Public service announcement: when exercising your rights, don’t forget to take breaks and drink water. We only move forward if there are enough people to keep moving forward. One big wall is not enough to stop a freight train.

Tag team. Rest, move forward, repeat.
June 13, 2025 at 5:49 AM
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jordanuhl.com
Protesters have entered the office building where Peter Thiel’s West Hollywood office is located:
June 13, 2025 at 6:07 PM
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sousp.bsky.social
Happy wokemas ✨🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️✨
June 1, 2025 at 9:55 PM
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phobia.bsky.social
Okay to be fair because of an enchantment I got three cards, I think anyone would skull clamp a bunny for three cards
dykeanthrope.dog Charlotte Counterattack @dykeanthrope.dog · Jun 11
@phobia.bsky.social spent 5m drawing this cloud bunny only to skullclamp him for 2 cards 🤣
June 12, 2025 at 2:21 AM
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chatsvoid.bsky.social
Happiness is just the byproduct.
IF SHARING MY CREATIONS DOESN'T MAKE ME HAPPY... WHY DO I FEEL SO COMPELLED TO DO IT? BECAUSE THE MOTIVATION BEHIND THESE ACTS OF SHARING... ...HAS NEVER BEEN FLEETING HAPPINESS. IT'S TO MAKE THE INTERNAL EXTERNAL. TO SEE IF YOUR WORK CAN SURVIVE OUTSIDE YOURSELF. IT'S BIGGER THAN JOY. IT'S COMMUNICATING IN A LANGUAGE OF YOUR OWN MAKING, AND SEEING WHO ELSE CAN CONNECT TO IT. CHATS WITH THE VOID
June 13, 2025 at 5:37 PM
standardowl.bsky.social
Happy Hatchday Dearest @somebirdyelse.bsky.social!

Art by @kiwiplur.bsky.social
Two anthropomorphic birds in love, holding hands and rubbing beaks while sitting on a bench. View from behind. On the left an Owl (male), in brown leather jacket, pants and green t-shirt just poking out from underneath. On the right the most lovely Secretary Bird (female) you've ever seen, wearing a top and a pair of jeans. Her gorgeous tail poking out from her pants.
June 13, 2025 at 7:40 PM
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basil-mage.bsky.social
Don't repeat the cycle
drawing of a puppy with a bandaid on his head and the caption; "Never stop being a good person because of bad people"
June 13, 2025 at 3:03 PM
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tcustodis.bsky.social
Happy Pride Month 2025 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️
Be gay do crow stuff

#pridemonth #pridecrows
June 1, 2025 at 12:38 PM
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somebirdyelse.bsky.social
Happy Pride month Bluesky!

Ill add better photos coming in the next couple days when I have time.

I finally finished my own personal collar today! Took colors from my sona and encouragement from the critters I adore and forced myself to make something just for me.
Birdy showing off her secretary bird collar with white, rose gold, and a dyed thread of pinks, yellows, oranges. And reds. Birdy showing off her secretary bird collar with white, rose gold hardware, and a dyed thread of pinks, yellows, oranges. And reds. Birdy showing off her secretary bird collar with white, rose gold hardware, and a dyed thread of pinks, yellows, oranges. And reds. Birdy showing off her secretary bird collar with white, rose gold hardware, and a dyed thread of pinks, yellows, oranges. And reds.
June 2, 2025 at 5:31 AM
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somebirdyelse.bsky.social
Couldn't get my brain to shut up without getting the photos I wanted to, so here they are!
A photo of the secretary bird martingale collar on a bust. The collar is white leather with black padding, rose gold hardware, and multi-color threading in yellows, oranges, reds, pinks, and whites A photo of the secretary bird martingale collar on a bust. The collar is designed after my own OC and the colors used for her. The collar is white leather with black padding, rose gold hardware, and multi-color threading in yellows, oranges, reds, pinks, and whites A photo of the secretary bird martingale collar on a white background. The collar is designed after my own OC and the colors used for her. The collar is white leather with black padding, rose gold hardware, and multi-color threading in yellows, oranges, reds, pinks, and whites A photo of the secretary bird martingale collar on a white background. The collar is designed after my own OC and the colors used for her. The collar is white leather with black padding, rose gold hardware, and multi-color threading in yellows, oranges, reds, pinks, and whites
June 2, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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osdok.bsky.social
⋆✴︎˚｡⋆pride⋆✴︎｡˚⋆
drawing of a happy cartoonish hyena with top surgery scars, with an inclusive pride flag as a background. text says "better a f*ggot than a fascist"
October 20, 2024 at 10:10 AM
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incorgnitoart.bsky.social
❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜🩷

Chemistry is changing
Emotions rearranging
I’m out of my cage
Breaking my spell
I think I might—
I think I might love myself
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Happy (early) #Pride 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜🩷
May 28, 2025 at 1:47 AM
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ritzyheartz.red
SHOOTING STAR ⭐ GIN
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A speedpaint of this piece is live on my patreon!
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#gng #ginga #ginganagareboshigin #gdw #furryart #fanart
A retro/Y2K-inspired illustration of the anime Ginga Nagareboshi Gin. Gin is leaping upward with his claws outstretched and his teeth bared. Several stars trail behind and above him in the background. Above him is a night sky, and below him are two mountain peaks, one of which is styled to resemble the series antagonist Akakabuto. In the top left is the kanji for "nagareboshi" which translates to "shooting star."
May 28, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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d0g6oy.bsky.social
Wanted to draw something significant but small for my 30th~ My sonas throughout the years celebrating together with Fell as we nervously enter our third decade around the sun!
May 19, 2025 at 9:12 AM
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henninglarsen77.bsky.social
I'm no expert, all I'm saying is, that @antonarcana.gay might be some sort of wizard.
May 20, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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antonarcana.gay
These are parrotlets for anybody unaware. Teeny tiny birds with way more personality than you expect to fit in such a little head
May 20, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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antonarcana.gay
It is now ig
A meme redraw of the “Not what I’m called” meme starring Anton the unicorn, Jupiter the bunny and Flo the deer. Anton says “Hey guys”, Jupiter points at him and says “Autism!” And Anton responds “Not what I’m called!”
April 23, 2025 at 4:45 PM