delilah
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delilah ☆ 23 ☆ she/her ☆ 🏳️🌈♂️ ☆ 🟡🟣⚫️⚪️
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August 8, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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August 7, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Man Assured Friend’s Tap Water Always Looks Like That theonion.com/man-ass...
July 24, 2025 at 2:00 PM
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money goes to money heaven... bodies go to body hell...
Parents Gently Explain To Child That Their Money In Heaven Now
Parents Gently Explain To Child That Their Money In Heaven Now
HUNTSVILLE, AL—In an effort to comfort the child by telling her the funds had gone to a far better place, local parents Blake and Allison McKee gently explained to their daughter Friday that their mon...
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July 7, 2025 at 8:47 PM
money goes to money heaven... bodies go to body hell...
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Finally saw a good cosplayer today at comicpalooza, rock on tenna
#deltarune
#deltarune
June 21, 2025 at 9:05 PM
Finally saw a good cosplayer today at comicpalooza, rock on tenna
#deltarune
#deltarune
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me when i have to check which one of you freaks blasted porn onto my timeline
June 18, 2025 at 12:40 AM
me when i have to check which one of you freaks blasted porn onto my timeline
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'I Spilled My Soda,' Report Nation's Dopes
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May 26, 2025 at 6:00 PM
'I Spilled My Soda,' Report Nation's Dopes
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Fun Fact: MGS2 was originally called MGSIII, based on both the ideas of misinformation and manipulation, both themes explored in the game, but also on the three tallest buildings in NYC at the time. However, after 9/11,
May 16, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Fun Fact: MGS2 was originally called MGSIII, based on both the ideas of misinformation and manipulation, both themes explored in the game, but also on the three tallest buildings in NYC at the time. However, after 9/11,
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if i ever strike it rich first thing im doing is busting out the old check book and sending a cool $100 to every woman who ever sucked me of
April 29, 2025 at 3:42 PM
if i ever strike it rich first thing im doing is busting out the old check book and sending a cool $100 to every woman who ever sucked me of
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if a guy says theyre CIA and they want you to DM every girl you ever jacked off to and apologize, Its a scam. Just ruined my life. Thank you
April 28, 2025 at 1:58 AM
if a guy says theyre CIA and they want you to DM every girl you ever jacked off to and apologize, Its a scam. Just ruined my life. Thank you
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Popeye gets it.
April 27, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Popeye gets it.
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Artist Always Carries Around Sketchbook In Case He Feels Like Making Someone Uncomfortable
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April 27, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Artist Always Carries Around Sketchbook In Case He Feels Like Making Someone Uncomfortable
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For 528 days, Valerie the miniature dachshund survived in the Australian wilderness by eating roadkill and eluding the grasp of humans who wanted to rescue her. All the while, her owners worried about whether they would see her again.
Valerie the dachshund rescued after 17 months in Australian wilderness
The eight-pound miniature dachshund had transformed from an “absolute princess” into a rugged survivor.
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April 26, 2025 at 4:22 PM
For 528 days, Valerie the miniature dachshund survived in the Australian wilderness by eating roadkill and eluding the grasp of humans who wanted to rescue her. All the while, her owners worried about whether they would see her again.
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I hope that we’ve all learned the lesson that if you don’t want anyone to notice how sloppy and half-hearted your current tour is, don’t go to space
April 26, 2025 at 5:41 AM
I hope that we’ve all learned the lesson that if you don’t want anyone to notice how sloppy and half-hearted your current tour is, don’t go to space
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DEA Chief: Winners Occasionally Use Drugs
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DEA Chief: Winners Occasionally Use Drugs
WASHINGTON, DC—In a surprise announcement with wide-ranging implications for U.S. narcotics policy, Drug Enforcement Administration director Thomas Constantine acknowledged Monday that some winners "may occasionally" use drugs.
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April 20, 2025 at 3:00 PM
DEA Chief: Winners Occasionally Use Drugs
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i wish i was smart and confident. i could be in college by now. i could end up being someone
April 21, 2025 at 10:23 AM
i wish i was smart and confident. i could be in college by now. i could end up being someone
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Just wait until you see his second phase!
March 20, 2025 at 5:06 PM
Just wait until you see his second phase!
man i wish i paid attention and actually tried in hs because now i am COOKED as an adult
April 12, 2025 at 12:02 AM
man i wish i paid attention and actually tried in hs because now i am COOKED as an adult
i fucking abhor those stupid dipshit forum posts in mental health forums where someone is like i just don't feel like i matter and someone is like fuck the world matter to yourself. Okay man. Yeah. Sure. I'll get right on that. That's why I looked this up. Because I'm capable of that.
April 2, 2025 at 4:08 AM
i fucking abhor those stupid dipshit forum posts in mental health forums where someone is like i just don't feel like i matter and someone is like fuck the world matter to yourself. Okay man. Yeah. Sure. I'll get right on that. That's why I looked this up. Because I'm capable of that.
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i really love how warm komm susser tod is in comparison to the dialogue and sound design during the rest of the third impact. especially the parts of screaming interspersed throughout. it reminds me of when people decide to go through
March 31, 2025 at 1:54 AM
i really love how warm komm susser tod is in comparison to the dialogue and sound design during the rest of the third impact. especially the parts of screaming interspersed throughout. it reminds me of when people decide to go through