🍋Cassandra🍓
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🍋Cassandra🍓
@stalacta.bsky.social
she/her math nerd barbie with a million cats. always thinking about pokemon, but rarely playing it. L with the T. wear a mask!!

Pfp by everyday waddle dee
Was trying to figure out which splatoon character she was making me think of (the eyes in particular) and I realized it’s my agent 8!! Particularly in splat3!! Bc the only thing I changed from this default design was to give her pink eyes lol and with the white ink it’s a similar vibe
January 19, 2026 at 8:13 AM
I love my little man and his freaks
January 19, 2026 at 7:56 AM
It’s also just extremely accurate for her body type. She is a little tube
January 18, 2026 at 6:51 AM
Little cannoli
January 18, 2026 at 6:46 AM
Open-faced Redbox
January 9, 2026 at 5:18 AM
Lmaooooo from right to left me, my brother in law, and my DAD
January 6, 2026 at 9:22 AM
We’re goin UP UP UP
January 2, 2026 at 2:03 AM
Playing the “best 3-track run” game with some Elliott Smith albums. Figure 8 is too hard there have to be 4
December 28, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Wearing this dress to my mom’s house and then changing as soon as I get home so I only get glitter all over HER furniture
December 26, 2025 at 6:41 AM
Day 25: Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

My favorite :) people love to have media illiterate takes about this, but it always resonated with me and is so dear to my heart!! It’s also so funny and the songs are GREAT!! I sing the most wonderful day of the year all year long idc. Also Dutch baby!!!!!!
December 26, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Father Kelly during his Christmas sermon:
December 25, 2025 at 4:49 AM
“We’ve always been Gabby and Jenny”
December 25, 2025 at 4:34 AM
I have been blessed by a Christmas double rainbow which I won’t doxx myself by posting but I also have been blessed by my cuddly girls today and I will post them
December 25, 2025 at 1:04 AM
MENSTRUATION CRUSTACEAN
December 23, 2025 at 1:41 AM
Anyway on a more positive but still related note Adrien is literallyyyyyy my baby boy I birthed him and he is my special little man and I would both die and kill for him LOOK AT HIM
December 21, 2025 at 10:19 AM
Anyway, while I’m fixating on death in the middle of winter, I’ll post this again, bc I still am rlly satisfied with it. It very much did the job that making art does of expressing emotions that I didn’t know how to express otherwise
December 21, 2025 at 9:57 AM
Onigiri still hurts so much to think about (even aside from the horrible circumstances and aftermath) bc idk even though I only knew her for like two months before she got killed she just like, was My cat, you know? The way Adrien was My cat the moment I met him.
December 21, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Look at my little girls with their toys 🖤 I miss them both so much and hate that I didn’t get more time with them
December 21, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Wait this is so cute 😭
December 20, 2025 at 8:18 AM
I don’t play Kirby air riders, but waddle dee is my Main in Life
December 20, 2025 at 8:07 AM
We love her
December 15, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Omg sorry forgot to add the image
December 14, 2025 at 7:09 AM
He’s so passionate about dental hygiene
December 14, 2025 at 6:29 AM
I could listen to just this part of “Can we talk about Isaac?” for like 10 minutes
December 13, 2025 at 8:53 AM
Be so fucking fr right now
December 8, 2025 at 8:29 AM