🍋Cassandra🍓
@stalacta.bsky.social
she/her math nerd barbie with a million cats. always thinking about pokemon, but rarely playing it. L with the T. wear a mask!!
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Sometimes I’m just out here going “ooh look how pretty and sparkly this thing is” and then I look at information about it and I just get these flashes of a horrible world that depresses the hell out of me. A world where people keep saying “no makeup makeup”
February 19, 2026 at 12:31 PM
Sometimes I’m just out here going “ooh look how pretty and sparkly this thing is” and then I look at information about it and I just get these flashes of a horrible world that depresses the hell out of me. A world where people keep saying “no makeup makeup”
I just get sad seeing the myriad ways people (women in particular) are encouraged to feel insecure about random bullshit. Does this shade of red complement my skin tone? Does this haircut suit my face shape? Is this silhouette flattering? WHO GIVES A SHIT!!!! Do YOU like it??????
February 19, 2026 at 12:18 PM
I just get sad seeing the myriad ways people (women in particular) are encouraged to feel insecure about random bullshit. Does this shade of red complement my skin tone? Does this haircut suit my face shape? Is this silhouette flattering? WHO GIVES A SHIT!!!! Do YOU like it??????
I get so sad thinking about how normal it is for people to have a scale to weigh themselves in their home. Kill that shit with hammers you DONT need it in ANY way. It adds no value to your life
February 19, 2026 at 12:08 PM
I get so sad thinking about how normal it is for people to have a scale to weigh themselves in their home. Kill that shit with hammers you DONT need it in ANY way. It adds no value to your life
I hate the phrase “if you’re on time, you’re late.” If I’m on time, first off that’s a goddamn miracle, and second if you wanted me there earlier then you should have told me an earlier time
February 19, 2026 at 11:13 AM
I hate the phrase “if you’re on time, you’re late.” If I’m on time, first off that’s a goddamn miracle, and second if you wanted me there earlier then you should have told me an earlier time
God…Princess Carolyn…she is so easy to root for. You want things to go well for her so bad it aches. I don’t know how they did it. I hate the whole arc with her and rutabaga bc the first time I saw it I was a FOOL and I believed him just like she did :’(
February 19, 2026 at 10:58 AM
God…Princess Carolyn…she is so easy to root for. You want things to go well for her so bad it aches. I don’t know how they did it. I hate the whole arc with her and rutabaga bc the first time I saw it I was a FOOL and I believed him just like she did :’(
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Missed the boat by modest mouse >>>>>
February 19, 2026 at 7:06 AM
Missed the boat by modest mouse >>>>>
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This might be controversial but I think bojack horseman is a very good show
February 18, 2026 at 9:13 AM
This might be controversial but I think bojack horseman is a very good show
My YouTube recommendations
February 18, 2026 at 8:52 AM
My YouTube recommendations
God I love Angel (the boy)
February 18, 2026 at 2:58 AM
God I love Angel (the boy)
Going full entomology mode
✨ 4th Major Update – Feb 23rd
Care for bees and bugs with Apiaries and Terrariums!
Unlocked at Ruby Town Rank, these new item processors will produce Honey, Bug Pheromones, and Fish Bait when you provide their requested snacks. 🐝🐛
Care for bees and bugs with Apiaries and Terrariums!
Unlocked at Ruby Town Rank, these new item processors will produce Honey, Bug Pheromones, and Fish Bait when you provide their requested snacks. 🐝🐛
February 17, 2026 at 10:23 PM
Going full entomology mode
I love finch the app…it’s the only self care app that has worked for me long term. I’ve had Horsehat for more than 3 years !!! I love getting the little messages from other people’s finches and I love to dress up my little guy and it’s all so low pressure and customizable
February 17, 2026 at 12:31 PM
I love finch the app…it’s the only self care app that has worked for me long term. I’ve had Horsehat for more than 3 years !!! I love getting the little messages from other people’s finches and I love to dress up my little guy and it’s all so low pressure and customizable
Man the way my brain works is just so annoying bc like ive been sobbing and gnashing and falling apart over a minor conflict and then i partially resolve the conflict and that calms me down enough that im like “yknow, it was never a problem to begin with. I don’t need to confront the rest of this”
February 17, 2026 at 11:27 AM
Man the way my brain works is just so annoying bc like ive been sobbing and gnashing and falling apart over a minor conflict and then i partially resolve the conflict and that calms me down enough that im like “yknow, it was never a problem to begin with. I don’t need to confront the rest of this”
The blessed unrest by Sara Bareilles…that’s an all timer for me
February 17, 2026 at 8:48 AM
The blessed unrest by Sara Bareilles…that’s an all timer for me
I like to imagine my neighbor’s experience of living next to me lately where it’s like, here’s Jimmy eat world’s The Middle like 5 times in a row followed by some hysterical sobbing and then 3 different podcasts play for like 15 seconds each and then manic giggling and then back to The Middle
February 17, 2026 at 7:19 AM
I like to imagine my neighbor’s experience of living next to me lately where it’s like, here’s Jimmy eat world’s The Middle like 5 times in a row followed by some hysterical sobbing and then 3 different podcasts play for like 15 seconds each and then manic giggling and then back to The Middle
About to be very strong and brave and go get my laundry…everybody clap
February 17, 2026 at 4:47 AM
About to be very strong and brave and go get my laundry…everybody clap
And what if I bought a Third dbt workbook
February 17, 2026 at 4:27 AM
And what if I bought a Third dbt workbook
It stopped raining for a little while so I thought it was safe and started my laundry and now there’s a veritable torrent out there. It’s trapped in the washing machine until I’m willing to go put it in the dryer and idk when that will be
February 17, 2026 at 2:36 AM
It stopped raining for a little while so I thought it was safe and started my laundry and now there’s a veritable torrent out there. It’s trapped in the washing machine until I’m willing to go put it in the dryer and idk when that will be
I had a dream that I was watching some kind of adventure movie with famous action movie stars Catherine zeta Jones and Laura linney…and I was like “wow big lesbian subtext between these two” and then they actually kissed and I was like “woah I can’t believe it!!!!”
February 16, 2026 at 9:04 PM
I had a dream that I was watching some kind of adventure movie with famous action movie stars Catherine zeta Jones and Laura linney…and I was like “wow big lesbian subtext between these two” and then they actually kissed and I was like “woah I can’t believe it!!!!”
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Omg the Cuddle Man made a surprise appearance on my lap…it has been so long. I have no control over when the Cuddle Man will show up but I can always count on Amélie to fuckin beeline when she hears him purring to come harsh the vibe (she just loves him and wants a kiss, but she’s very annoying)
February 16, 2026 at 8:16 AM
Omg the Cuddle Man made a surprise appearance on my lap…it has been so long. I have no control over when the Cuddle Man will show up but I can always count on Amélie to fuckin beeline when she hears him purring to come harsh the vibe (she just loves him and wants a kiss, but she’s very annoying)