Martha Martinez
@stakecool.bsky.social
I am a little short for a stormtrooper 🏳️🌈🫶🧉🍵🧋
I took a few days off to deal with my existential dread only to spend them dreading existence
February 4, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I took a few days off to deal with my existential dread only to spend them dreading existence
I wish the Evan Rachel Wood lookalike contest took place in my bedroom
February 4, 2025 at 8:24 PM
I wish the Evan Rachel Wood lookalike contest took place in my bedroom
My type of Sunday
January 19, 2025 at 9:30 PM
My type of Sunday
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Woman Leaving the Psychoanalyst https://www.wikiart.org/en/remedios-varo/saljendodel-woman-psychoanalyst
January 3, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Woman Leaving the Psychoanalyst https://www.wikiart.org/en/remedios-varo/saljendodel-woman-psychoanalyst
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I thought I could be a ‘cool mum’ – just strap my baby to me and keep living life as usual. I was so wrong | Tara Kenny
I thought I could be a ‘cool mum’ – just strap my baby to me and keep living life as usual. I was so wrong | Tara Kenny
I’ve discovered new ways to be cool: rhyme time is my cocktail hour, the park my catwalk and I have a nappy bag that’s chicer than a Fendi Baguette
When I was six months pregnant, against all odds, I hosted a house party. An intense plus-one, herself a…
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January 2, 2025 at 2:27 PM
I thought I could be a ‘cool mum’ – just strap my baby to me and keep living life as usual. I was so wrong | Tara Kenny
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I asked once whether beets are more or less purple than turmeric is yellow.
Chemist friend was around and 15 minutes of calculation later we determined turmeric is more than 100x as yellow as beets are purple.
Chemist friend was around and 15 minutes of calculation later we determined turmeric is more than 100x as yellow as beets are purple.
January 1, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I asked once whether beets are more or less purple than turmeric is yellow.
Chemist friend was around and 15 minutes of calculation later we determined turmeric is more than 100x as yellow as beets are purple.
Chemist friend was around and 15 minutes of calculation later we determined turmeric is more than 100x as yellow as beets are purple.
Mira @fabsanchez.bsky.social very accurate
ranma 1/2 is like there's this genderfluid guy literally just minding his own business while there are at least 10 other people playing ranked fuck-marry-kill where all 3 options are him
December 29, 2024 at 1:07 AM
Mira @fabsanchez.bsky.social very accurate
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ranma 1/2 is like there's this genderfluid guy literally just minding his own business while there are at least 10 other people playing ranked fuck-marry-kill where all 3 options are him
December 28, 2024 at 1:14 AM
ranma 1/2 is like there's this genderfluid guy literally just minding his own business while there are at least 10 other people playing ranked fuck-marry-kill where all 3 options are him
Not now, I’m busy trying not to be my worst enemy
December 16, 2024 at 5:36 PM
Not now, I’m busy trying not to be my worst enemy
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Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs accused of drugging and raping three men in lawsuits
Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs accused of drugging and raping three men in lawsuits
John Does claim rapper fed them spiked drinks and sexually assaulted them while unconscious as recently as 2022
Three more accusers have filed sexual assault lawsuits against Sean “Diddy” Combs alleging they were drugged with spiked drinks and then raped…
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December 12, 2024 at 5:35 PM
Sean ‘Diddy’ Combs accused of drugging and raping three men in lawsuits
Amanecimos bien “Hemos sido tolerantes a excesos criticables”
December 2, 2024 at 7:26 PM
Amanecimos bien “Hemos sido tolerantes a excesos criticables”
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Why do we kiss? ‘I am not sure we have anything close to an explanation’
Why do we kiss? ‘I am not sure we have anything close to an explanation’
One new theory has been added to the mix about why many – but not all – humans lock lips in love
We do it sitting in a tree, under the mistletoe, at midnight to ring in the new year. In fairytales, the act transforms frogs into princes and awakens…
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November 30, 2024 at 7:28 PM
Why do we kiss? ‘I am not sure we have anything close to an explanation’
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My other popular opinion is that in-app purchases fucked mobile gaming.
Yes, there are exceptions; I know them. But the whole “our game gets unplayable after a point unless you buy coins” thing just means that games are no longer fun and developers aren’t trying to balance playability any longer.
Yes, there are exceptions; I know them. But the whole “our game gets unplayable after a point unless you buy coins” thing just means that games are no longer fun and developers aren’t trying to balance playability any longer.
November 30, 2024 at 12:02 AM
My other popular opinion is that in-app purchases fucked mobile gaming.
Yes, there are exceptions; I know them. But the whole “our game gets unplayable after a point unless you buy coins” thing just means that games are no longer fun and developers aren’t trying to balance playability any longer.
Yes, there are exceptions; I know them. But the whole “our game gets unplayable after a point unless you buy coins” thing just means that games are no longer fun and developers aren’t trying to balance playability any longer.
I am looking for other peeps to follow, I like geek stuff, Star Wars, I’m fluent in Spanish & 🏳️🌈. Basically I’m BI-lingual and ready to mingle #newbie
November 30, 2024 at 4:50 PM
I am looking for other peeps to follow, I like geek stuff, Star Wars, I’m fluent in Spanish & 🏳️🌈. Basically I’m BI-lingual and ready to mingle #newbie
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Rise and Shine. It’s Caturday and it’s chemo day. That means a little extra Churu with my pro-biotic, a second breakfast and another long snooze before my appointment. I always get a special surprise when I get home! Ready to get it done! 💕
November 30, 2024 at 11:57 AM
Rise and Shine. It’s Caturday and it’s chemo day. That means a little extra Churu with my pro-biotic, a second breakfast and another long snooze before my appointment. I always get a special surprise when I get home! Ready to get it done! 💕
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How non-Americans think this country became reliant on cars rather than high speed rail
November 30, 2024 at 3:47 PM
How non-Americans think this country became reliant on cars rather than high speed rail
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Can someone run my life for me, please? Lol.
November 29, 2024 at 12:08 AM
Can someone run my life for me, please? Lol.
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Rupert Grint ordered to pay £1.8m in taxes after losing legal dispute
Rupert Grint ordered to pay £1.8m in taxes after losing legal dispute
Actor known for playing Harry Potter’s Ron Weasley in HMRC legal dispute for second time
The Harry Potter actor Rupert Grint has been ordered to pay £1.8m in taxes after a legal dispute with HM Revenue and Customs (HMRC).
Grint, best known for playing…
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November 30, 2024 at 3:43 PM
Rupert Grint ordered to pay £1.8m in taxes after losing legal dispute
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why is this so ominous 😭
November 29, 2024 at 1:16 PM
why is this so ominous 😭
I need more drag shows in my life
November 30, 2024 at 3:02 AM
I need more drag shows in my life
My dreams never make sense anyways
November 23, 2024 at 1:43 PM
My dreams never make sense anyways