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Stabby Turtle
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Ope just gonna skeet right past ya there

She/Her

Formerly @stabbyturtle_ on the bad place 🐢🔪
Also in my Chicago neighborhood
October 16, 2025 at 1:57 AM
September 1, 2025 at 12:49 PM
It gets weirder when you’re in the right kind of establishment to ask what they have that might be worse (props to whoever spots it first and yes, I did take a shot of it)
May 1, 2025 at 11:58 PM
show me a picture on your phone that has your energy that isn’t a selfie
May 1, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Sent this to my boomer dad and I think everyone deserves to see the response
April 2, 2025 at 11:38 PM
I just have to do everything myself * disappears into fog *
February 18, 2025 at 3:29 AM
We gotta survive and at least one app where we can clown has gotta survive. Out of spite!
January 20, 2025 at 7:37 PM
A good number to save, Chicagoans!
January 20, 2025 at 2:49 AM
January 8, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Pulling some cards for the year ahead and uhhhh 👀 hi November 🦄 🤡 #ofmd
January 2, 2025 at 3:38 AM
So aliens huh
July 27, 2023 at 8:06 PM