benny jizzeret
@stabastian.bsky.social
the divine creator has punished me. 30 / they
tw: White nonsense but how do people eat sandwiches without mayonnaise i just ate one w none and the absence of my beautiful hellmans made it almost inedible #MayonnaisePilled
January 26, 2026 at 10:57 PM
tw: White nonsense but how do people eat sandwiches without mayonnaise i just ate one w none and the absence of my beautiful hellmans made it almost inedible #MayonnaisePilled
hate when u lose all of your autistic interest in something u once loved enough to spend stupid amounts of money on. got too into some dumb band that i barely gaf about anymore and now i gotta go see them in a couple of weeks and i dont carrreeeee 😭
January 23, 2026 at 5:26 AM
hate when u lose all of your autistic interest in something u once loved enough to spend stupid amounts of money on. got too into some dumb band that i barely gaf about anymore and now i gotta go see them in a couple of weeks and i dont carrreeeee 😭
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how it feels to show someone your oc
December 23, 2025 at 3:48 AM
how it feels to show someone your oc
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You Cannot Wield My Items White Bisexual
January 18, 2026 at 11:17 PM
You Cannot Wield My Items White Bisexual
i have remembered my password
January 13, 2026 at 7:16 PM
i have remembered my password
every time i wear matching PJs i feel like someone whose family goes to Aruba every Christmas and has a nest egg and drives a g wagon and bothers my significantly poorer friends to pay me back for the $5 latte i bought them
June 4, 2025 at 2:43 AM
every time i wear matching PJs i feel like someone whose family goes to Aruba every Christmas and has a nest egg and drives a g wagon and bothers my significantly poorer friends to pay me back for the $5 latte i bought them
no hurt feelings or ego or girl is a gun on the setlist fml
a group of women are sitting on the ground having a conversation .
ALT: a group of women are sitting on the ground having a conversation .
media.tenor.com
May 11, 2025 at 9:51 AM
no hurt feelings or ego or girl is a gun on the setlist fml
skeletá really is That Girl.......she has hits and ballads and she's heartbreaking but fun and doesn't take herself too seriously but is not a farce of herself......all u bitches who complained about her will weep when you Realize that she is the most important hard rock album of the 21st century
two women sitting on a couch talking to each other
ALT: two women sitting on a couch talking to each other
media.tenor.com
May 9, 2025 at 12:13 AM
skeletá really is That Girl.......she has hits and ballads and she's heartbreaking but fun and doesn't take herself too seriously but is not a farce of herself......all u bitches who complained about her will weep when you Realize that she is the most important hard rock album of the 21st century
woke up from a nap and saw the new pope is american and got a chill down my spine at the thought of him being from Ohio but good news everyone he's from Chicago it's fine
May 8, 2025 at 9:00 PM
woke up from a nap and saw the new pope is american and got a chill down my spine at the thought of him being from Ohio but good news everyone he's from Chicago it's fine
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Fancy Feast Recalls 1 Million Cans Of Food That Cats Just Kind Of Stared At Before Wandering Away
Fancy Feast Recalls 1 Million Cans Of Food That Cats Just Kind Of Stared At Before Wandering Away
ST. LOUIS—Apologizing to all customers who had received a defective product, pet food giant Fancy Feast issued a massive recall Friday for 1 million cans of food that cats just kind of stared at befor...
theonion.com
April 25, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Fancy Feast Recalls 1 Million Cans Of Food That Cats Just Kind Of Stared At Before Wandering Away
pope death new ghost album AND spiritbox concert all during the week of my birthday oh my 30s are gonna rule
April 22, 2025 at 10:15 AM
pope death new ghost album AND spiritbox concert all during the week of my birthday oh my 30s are gonna rule
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"Which celebrities deserve heaven & which celebrities deserve hell?" can you patch a hole in a t shirt? do you know how to cook & store raw meat? learn a skill today for the love of yourself then break your phone in half
April 21, 2025 at 6:18 PM
"Which celebrities deserve heaven & which celebrities deserve hell?" can you patch a hole in a t shirt? do you know how to cook & store raw meat? learn a skill today for the love of yourself then break your phone in half
everyone clap for me i scrolled past a post abt updating windows without replying "just use linux instead" #Improvement #AutismSpeaksAndIFinallyShutUp
April 13, 2025 at 5:15 AM
everyone clap for me i scrolled past a post abt updating windows without replying "just use linux instead" #Improvement #AutismSpeaksAndIFinallyShutUp
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avatar teasing new music
March 27, 2025 at 2:22 AM
avatar teasing new music
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this picture getting me through this horrid day
March 26, 2025 at 7:34 PM
this picture getting me through this horrid day
i know unmasking is supposed to be good for your self-esteem and the way u interact w your autism but god almighty when do i stop feeling ashamed about my loud, ignorant, filterless, annoying, cringe, and stupid unmasked self
March 23, 2025 at 1:44 AM
i know unmasking is supposed to be good for your self-esteem and the way u interact w your autism but god almighty when do i stop feeling ashamed about my loud, ignorant, filterless, annoying, cringe, and stupid unmasked self
lunar eclipse........more like gooner eclipse!!!! 😂😂😂 everyday we rapidly approach death
March 14, 2025 at 6:48 AM
lunar eclipse........more like gooner eclipse!!!! 😂😂😂 everyday we rapidly approach death
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"class action lawsuit against tool because they played some of the same songs twice at the autistic progressive rock equivalent of fyre festival" was not on my 2025 bingo card but. what the hell sure
March 11, 2025 at 12:34 AM
"class action lawsuit against tool because they played some of the same songs twice at the autistic progressive rock equivalent of fyre festival" was not on my 2025 bingo card but. what the hell sure
listening to lustmord and it's crazy how many horror and scifi film scores of the 21st century have taken inspo from him or have completely ripped him off. u wanna talk about reheating nachos baby they set the entire taco bell on fire
March 9, 2025 at 2:07 AM
listening to lustmord and it's crazy how many horror and scifi film scores of the 21st century have taken inspo from him or have completely ripped him off. u wanna talk about reheating nachos baby they set the entire taco bell on fire
> be me
> come home from work, ready to chill and relax after a long day
> cat not only drops a nuclear deuce but proceeds to get it all over his ass and the carpet
> immediately throws up a shit ton of cat kibble after said deuce
> gets angry when i try to clean it up
>
> come home from work, ready to chill and relax after a long day
> cat not only drops a nuclear deuce but proceeds to get it all over his ass and the carpet
> immediately throws up a shit ton of cat kibble after said deuce
> gets angry when i try to clean it up
>
March 7, 2025 at 12:25 AM
> be me
> come home from work, ready to chill and relax after a long day
> cat not only drops a nuclear deuce but proceeds to get it all over his ass and the carpet
> immediately throws up a shit ton of cat kibble after said deuce
> gets angry when i try to clean it up
>
> come home from work, ready to chill and relax after a long day
> cat not only drops a nuclear deuce but proceeds to get it all over his ass and the carpet
> immediately throws up a shit ton of cat kibble after said deuce
> gets angry when i try to clean it up
>
on page 3 of this old school scifi novel and there's already toe sucking
March 2, 2025 at 8:45 PM
on page 3 of this old school scifi novel and there's already toe sucking