benny jizzeret
@stabastian.bsky.social
the divine creator has punished me. 30 / they
me suffering through the young bucks and discout Papa Emeritus and the lisping nepo baby and that guy from Terrifier just so i can watch omega and mox scissor
February 3, 2026 at 10:12 PM
me suffering through the young bucks and discout Papa Emeritus and the lisping nepo baby and that guy from Terrifier just so i can watch omega and mox scissor
avatar teasing new music
March 27, 2025 at 2:22 AM
avatar teasing new music
lunar eclipse........more like gooner eclipse!!!! 😂😂😂 everyday we rapidly approach death
March 14, 2025 at 6:48 AM
lunar eclipse........more like gooner eclipse!!!! 😂😂😂 everyday we rapidly approach death
> be me
> come home from work, ready to chill and relax after a long day
> cat not only drops a nuclear deuce but proceeds to get it all over his ass and the carpet
> immediately throws up a shit ton of cat kibble after said deuce
> gets angry when i try to clean it up
>
> come home from work, ready to chill and relax after a long day
> cat not only drops a nuclear deuce but proceeds to get it all over his ass and the carpet
> immediately throws up a shit ton of cat kibble after said deuce
> gets angry when i try to clean it up
>
March 7, 2025 at 12:25 AM
> be me
> come home from work, ready to chill and relax after a long day
> cat not only drops a nuclear deuce but proceeds to get it all over his ass and the carpet
> immediately throws up a shit ton of cat kibble after said deuce
> gets angry when i try to clean it up
>
> come home from work, ready to chill and relax after a long day
> cat not only drops a nuclear deuce but proceeds to get it all over his ass and the carpet
> immediately throws up a shit ton of cat kibble after said deuce
> gets angry when i try to clean it up
>
reaction to papa v going as expected
February 5, 2025 at 2:49 PM
reaction to papa v going as expected
norovirus moodboard
January 31, 2025 at 5:54 PM
norovirus moodboard
some keychains ive made ~for fun~ (the rest have been for gifts)
1. stinkfist bc why not
2. wanted to make a pink one. not sure why i chose "think pink" should've done "hello kitty" or smth bc of the charm
3. gonna do one for all the planets so i started with earth :]
1. stinkfist bc why not
2. wanted to make a pink one. not sure why i chose "think pink" should've done "hello kitty" or smth bc of the charm
3. gonna do one for all the planets so i started with earth :]
January 12, 2025 at 4:22 AM
some keychains ive made ~for fun~ (the rest have been for gifts)
1. stinkfist bc why not
2. wanted to make a pink one. not sure why i chose "think pink" should've done "hello kitty" or smth bc of the charm
3. gonna do one for all the planets so i started with earth :]
1. stinkfist bc why not
2. wanted to make a pink one. not sure why i chose "think pink" should've done "hello kitty" or smth bc of the charm
3. gonna do one for all the planets so i started with earth :]
reading any book written in the 1800s
January 6, 2025 at 3:51 PM
reading any book written in the 1800s
do you ever come across shit you made on capcut at 3 am
December 20, 2024 at 3:18 AM
do you ever come across shit you made on capcut at 3 am
i love last.fm stats the 2015 song Anaesthetist by Enter Shikari (a song about capitalists profiting off of the privatization healthcare) reached the highest streams its had in months on the day the uh ceo was gunned down
December 10, 2024 at 4:00 PM
i love last.fm stats the 2015 song Anaesthetist by Enter Shikari (a song about capitalists profiting off of the privatization healthcare) reached the highest streams its had in months on the day the uh ceo was gunned down
Wanted to take a moment and apologize to all the men in my area who owe child support and drink keystone light i didn't mean to come for ur crown like this 💔 #ListeningAndLearning #YourCultureIsNotMyCostume
December 4, 2024 at 8:09 PM
Wanted to take a moment and apologize to all the men in my area who owe child support and drink keystone light i didn't mean to come for ur crown like this 💔 #ListeningAndLearning #YourCultureIsNotMyCostume
i get to leave work early today and then i have 4 days off
November 27, 2024 at 8:34 PM
i get to leave work early today and then i have 4 days off
head's up and thank fuck you're still alive
November 27, 2024 at 8:38 AM
head's up and thank fuck you're still alive
sorry for the sappy post im on birth control now so i actually feel emotions instead of bottling them up. back to posting dumb shit
November 23, 2024 at 7:31 AM
sorry for the sappy post im on birth control now so i actually feel emotions instead of bottling them up. back to posting dumb shit
wait why am i invalid
November 14, 2024 at 8:02 PM
wait why am i invalid
my predictions for what my spotify wrapped top 5 tracks are going to be.....if any of these get nerfed by I Don't Wanna Be Me being there for the second year in a row i think that's a sign i'll need to up my meds
November 14, 2024 at 7:55 PM
my predictions for what my spotify wrapped top 5 tracks are going to be.....if any of these get nerfed by I Don't Wanna Be Me being there for the second year in a row i think that's a sign i'll need to up my meds
on my period n started birth control so im like the most sensitive man on earth rn n i got this reel on my insta n im crying....why is she sad. who hurt my girl......
November 13, 2024 at 1:27 AM
on my period n started birth control so im like the most sensitive man on earth rn n i got this reel on my insta n im crying....why is she sad. who hurt my girl......
she really set the blueprint
October 31, 2024 at 10:24 AM
she really set the blueprint