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The numbers 10-99 are called "the double digits". Memorize them. You don't want to be the guy at the party who's never heard of 57
November 16, 2025 at 2:00 PM
The numbers 10-99 are called "the double digits". Memorize them. You don't want to be the guy at the party who's never heard of 57
I have been inoculated with a 20:80 blend of bofa and lygma
October 18, 2025 at 4:20 PM
I have been inoculated with a 20:80 blend of bofa and lygma
Klenzoid complete solutions
October 13, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Klenzoid complete solutions
I feel like we’re moments away from seeing graphically designed hypebeast long sleeves that celebrate Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes
October 7, 2025 at 11:20 PM
I feel like we’re moments away from seeing graphically designed hypebeast long sleeves that celebrate Head, Shoulders, Knees, and Toes
All of twin peaks is fictional except for the scenes that happen in the Philly FBI office. All that stuff happened and was caught on camera
October 1, 2025 at 7:05 PM
All of twin peaks is fictional except for the scenes that happen in the Philly FBI office. All that stuff happened and was caught on camera
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I grew up with both parents doing this face whenever i'd say font instead of typeface
October 1, 2025 at 7:19 AM
I grew up with both parents doing this face whenever i'd say font instead of typeface
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Dripping Plank added to inventory
September 21, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Dripping Plank added to inventory
watching pbs documentary on the gilded age and eating ginger snaps. Octogenarian fall
September 21, 2025 at 11:04 PM
watching pbs documentary on the gilded age and eating ginger snaps. Octogenarian fall
if you're in line to vote, stay in line!
September 15, 2025 at 11:18 AM
if you're in line to vote, stay in line!
bro got slimed
September 11, 2025 at 10:16 AM
bro got slimed
I have a coworker who is the closest living breathing approximation to Eric Cartman that will ever exist
August 15, 2025 at 3:10 PM
I have a coworker who is the closest living breathing approximation to Eric Cartman that will ever exist
There are uncontacted people with hentai decals on their Civics living in central Delaware. Leading scientists and anthropologists advocate for respecting these communities’ voluntary isolation from mainstream society.
August 6, 2025 at 8:15 PM
There are uncontacted people with hentai decals on their Civics living in central Delaware. Leading scientists and anthropologists advocate for respecting these communities’ voluntary isolation from mainstream society.
my coworker who is a landlord calls Twitter “X”
August 6, 2025 at 6:42 PM
my coworker who is a landlord calls Twitter “X”
we all have that one homie who has completely lost his mind 🫵🤤
August 1, 2025 at 6:04 PM
we all have that one homie who has completely lost his mind 🫵🤤
Last night was a sheet of 3/4” ply
July 31, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Last night was a sheet of 3/4” ply
my coworkers talk about different varieties of foam and plastic wrap as though they’re shell-shocked WWI vets who have seen a thing or two
July 31, 2025 at 1:11 AM
my coworkers talk about different varieties of foam and plastic wrap as though they’re shell-shocked WWI vets who have seen a thing or two
I’ve spent probably 1-2% of my waking life on the NJ turnpike
July 28, 2025 at 6:55 PM
I’ve spent probably 1-2% of my waking life on the NJ turnpike
last night was a Isa Genzken sculpture that will be packed into ten foamcore boxes and a slat-crate
July 27, 2025 at 5:14 PM
last night was a Isa Genzken sculpture that will be packed into ten foamcore boxes and a slat-crate
i love when people hire to me meticulously design something for them and they deploy it into the world as a screenshot of a low res email attachment after I tell them exactly how to publish the file
July 21, 2025 at 1:29 PM
i love when people hire to me meticulously design something for them and they deploy it into the world as a screenshot of a low res email attachment after I tell them exactly how to publish the file
if the ACLU foot soldier tries to strike up conversation with you about having an awesome mustache… you might be a hipster!
July 20, 2025 at 5:02 PM
if the ACLU foot soldier tries to strike up conversation with you about having an awesome mustache… you might be a hipster!
Just moved a 1000 lb crate out of the most famous auction house in the world containing a $7,000,000 painting for $20/hr 😃
July 14, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Just moved a 1000 lb crate out of the most famous auction house in the world containing a $7,000,000 painting for $20/hr 😃