Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.

Elon Musk has accused Donald Trump of being in the Epstein Files. Here’s the most important follow-up question: was Joe Biden too demented to release this information? Read my book to find out. Jake Tapper tomorrow in the NYT

Dwell not, gentle Empire.

Why are people mad at Chuck Schumer? Is it the whole rolling over and playing dead like a dog while another dog takes a giant shit on your face thing?

Reminder that Republicans control the White House, the Senate, AND the House.

If the government shuts down, it’s on them.

I’m just glad Merrick Garland can sleep well knowing he followed norms and traditions!

Happy Festivus everyone. Always amazed this crazy episode birthed a real celebration that seems to be enjoyed by so many around the world. So may your feats be strong and your grievances few. Enjoy.

There it is