And they’re all miserable.

They’d all have better lives if they were bullied into acting right in public. The reinforcement of their shittier beliefs has them doubling down on behaviors that don’t make anyone happy.

A whole slew of miserable losers.

One time I added to a brutal ratio on something harebrained he said by telling him I only ever saw his tweets when he was being ratioed.

He actually took the time to respond, “I don’t actually get ratioed that often.”

Astounding levels of loser behavior.

*must goddamn it

I need to put on my glasses, clearly

It’s a sort of comforting crush. It’s been there for most of my life and we’re close enough in age that it’s always been appropriate.

This is how my dad just have felt about Annette Funicello.

also i am begging you not to give ryan lizza money

if you are tempted to whip out your credit card to read cringe shit about the sex dreams of a bag of beef jerky, please smack yourself and instead donate to mutual aid / a palestinian in need / a medical expense gofundme /anything else

Fuck your headline writers. You’re killing people, literally, with your empty headed capitulation.

As a lifelong, chronic insomniac I swear I hear the opening chords of Mad World every time I play a video game and it’s like “press x to sleep.”